"I can't eat another bite," Finn groaned from the living room.

"Pie's ready," Kurt called from the kitchen.

"PIE!" Finn cheered as he bolted to the kitchen. Kurt quickly hopped out of the way, less he be ran over. He made an extra heavy pie especially for Finn. Sam shuffled in and washed the dishes and took some pie. Burt came and Kurt gave him his piece.

"Do you want any Carole?" Kurt offered.

"Oh no thanks," she waved off.

"Suit yourself," Kurt said eating a slice of pie. He didn't want to sound conceded, but his pie tasted great. An innuendo popped up in his head, narrorated by the voice of a certain meerkat. A shudder rippled through Kurt and then he remembered.

"Hey, Dad, remember I'm going black friday shopping at midnight," Kurt said.

"Are you sure, bud? It'll be pretty crowded," Burt said expressing his concern.

"Dad, the new christmas collection at Macy's just came out, and by God, I will get my hands on it, andif I don't do my shopping here, I'd have to do it back in New York, and I think it's way more dangerous there than in Lima," Kurt said.

"Well, I can't argue with that logic," Burt said, "Send me a text on the hour so I'll know you're okay."

"Yes, sir," Kurt smiled.

X_x

Sebastian lied on his bed when he heard the doorbell. He checked his alarm clock and was slightly ticed off when he opened the door to find a certain smirking Kurt Hummel.

"The hell took you so long?" Sebastian questioned.

Kurt held up a small green gift bag with Sebastian's name scrawled across the front.

"For you," Kurt smirked as he stepped in the house and closed the door behind him. Sebastian took the bag and pulled the contents out. It was a DVD box set of "Meerkat Manor". Sebastian chuckled as he set the mocking gift back in the bag and shoved Kurt against the door. He leaned in to Kurt's ear and made sure Kurt couldn't wiggle away.

"Real funny gayface, but we'll see who's laughing when we get to the bedroom," Sebastian growled.

To his suprise, Sebastian found himself pinned to the door by Kurt. Kurt grinded their bodies together and hooked one leg around Sebastian's waist. Sebastian would be the biggest liar if he didn't say he wasn't the slightest bit turned on by this gesture.

"Remember our deal here, craigslist," Kurt purred as he nipped at Sebastian's jawline, letting his tongue flick out and lick the little bites he left. Sebastian growled as he tangled his hand in Kurt's hair and got a good grip as he pulled Kurt back enough to plant a smoldering kiss on his lips. Teeth tore at tissue and tongues swiped at lips and dueled each other for dominance, both boys determined to beat the other.

When Kurt pulled away, he was almost shocked to find that they were up in what he supposes was Sebastian's bedroom. He let out a squeak as Sebastian tossed Kurt onto his bed, making him bounce on the soft blanket.

Nothing was said as Sebastian glided over Kurt and engaged in another make out session as his hands roamed over the shorter boy's body. Kurt's body arched into the touch, no matter how much he fought the urge. He was doing a good job at keeping his maons to himself.

"No one's home. I'm gonna make you scream so loud," Sebastian purred as he all but tore Kurt Kurt's shirt off. He noticed the smaller boy opted to wear I normal graphic tee and a pair of those sinful jeans.

"I'm suprised there's not another outfit under here," Sebastian smirked.

"Shut up," Kurt glowered as he tigged Sebastian's shirt off.

Sebastian leaned down and attacked Kurt's neck, feeling the vibrations of the moans, but not hearing them come out of the counter tenor's mouth.

'Oh really?' Sebastian thought as one of his handsslipped down and undid the catch and zipper of Kurt's jeans and snaked into his pants. His middle and index fingers danced around the outline of Kurt's member.

Kurt tried, but failed at holding back a moan. From there, it was downhill as his head tipped back, giving Sebastian more access to the blank canvas he calls a neck and twisting his hips to try and aquire friction for the two tricky digits that seem to be evading his every attempt.

Sebastian, feeling triumphant, dragged his ministrations down to Kurt's collarbone and chest, letting his free hand lightly claw down Kurt's body until he reached the hip. He was satifsfied when he did this and matched it with the tongue play he was giving Kurt's nipples. He soon continued his journey to the waistband of Kurt's boxers that was revealed by the open part of Kurt's jeans. Sebastian took the fabric of the boxers and pulled them down as his hands took care of the jeans along the way. When he slid back up, he was shocked to find that Kurt was actually weel endowed.

Kurt growled when Sebastian slid back up his body and grabbed his shoulders. He used their position to flip them so that Sebastian was underneath him.

Sebastian was taken aback when Kurt all but tore his pants off. The time hi had to dwell on that feeling was gone when e felt Kurt kissing up the inside of this thigh in a rough yet fleetingly soft manner. He allowed a small groan to slip as his head tilted back a bit.

Kurt's mouth expertly danced around Sebastian's sex to tease the taller boy. He nipped at Sebastian's hips and waist line and the inside of his thighs until her heard the latter emmit a whine.

"G-get on with it K-aaah!" Sebastian whined then shouted as Kurt deep throated him. Sebastian panted shallowly as Kurt didn't hesitate to slowly glide his mouth and swirls his tongue around his sex. Kurt smirked inwardly as he heard Sebastian swear underneath his breath adn felt him grip his hair. That moment, Kurt discovered a new kink.

He had to hold down Sebastian's hips to show him who was boss at this point. He picked up speed as he hummed, making sure the vibrations hit Sebastian. He was pretty sure it did when Sebastian tugged hard and made Kurt pop off. Kurt only had a millisecond to breathe before Sebastian was attacking his mouth and quickly easing Kurt under him while he reached in the night stand, all without taking his lips from Kurt's.

Kurt pulled away and knicked the condom for Sebastian. He tore it and rolled it onto Sebatian's length in one fluid motion.

"Fuck me," Kurt growled as he gave Sbastian's cock a thin sheen of lube.

"You need to be prepped," Sebastian panted.

Kurt rolled his eyes and flipped them. Sebastian barely had time to react before he felt the tip of his dick push into Kurt.

Kurt groaned in Sebastian's ear.

"I like it..." He slid down another inch, "rough."

That was all Sebastian needed to here before his hips snapped and pushed the rest of himself in Kurt's channel.

"S-so tight," Sebastian panted.

"Fuck me," Kurt whined.

Sebastian's hips snapped as Kurt bounced up and down, grinding and twirling his hips like a pro. They both thanked Kurt's dancing abilites for that.

The sound of skin on skin amplified by the sweat that was coming off thier bodies, Kurt's moans and pants, and Sebastian's groans and swears filled the house. The air in the teenaged boy's room became thick and heavy. Condensation formed on the window as one side held the chilling temperature of Black Friday and the other side held the heated air of the two bys settling a dispute.

"Holy fuck! Right there!" Kurt cried as Sebastian gave an experimental tilt in their position and proving his suspicions correct.

Sebastian sat up long enough to lay kurt down, careful not to slip out. He was about to go at it again, but dared to looked down at the panting boy.

His hair was tossed and some of the chestnut tuffs were stuck to his forehead. His glasz eyes were hooded by pure carnal lust. His chest that was now littered with Sebastian's marks, but otherwise flawless, rose and fell in terse breaths. His lips were swollen and went a shade deeper.

Sebastian gasped as he felt something hit him like a truck. Before he could stop himself, he crashed his lips into Hummel's and contiued to hit the magical spot deep with in Kurt. The kiss was deep and sensual, but the strokes his hips produced were violent and quick. The contradicting motions confused and pleasured both boys into a state of euphoria. Sebastian pulled back when he felt Kurt' breath pick up.

"Oh God," Kurt said gripping the sheets, "Gonna c-cum."

Sebastian groaned in response as he felt Kurt's channel becoame tighter, helping him closer to the edge.

"F-fuck," he swore.

Kurt knew what that meant. He didn't need to take action though. Sebastian grabbed his hips, surely leaving bruises, and began to pound into Kurt to no specific beat.

Kurt screamed for a God he didn't believe in as his head tossed to the side and his cock erupted like a volcano.

Sebastian saw the face he made. He saw the expression he brought to Kurt's face. That and the walls closing in on his length brought him over the edge.

He shouted as he had the most mind blowing orgasm ever. His head tipped back and his heart beat went erratic on a boarderline heart attack. His hips continued to jerk and snap shallowly. Behind his eyes, he swore he saw the big bang happen. He found it difficult to catch his breath as he fell over, hovering over Kurt and being held up by his shaking arms.

Their breaths mingled as they both came down from thier highs. Sebastian ended up lying next to Kurt.

"Can... Can you move at all?" Sebastian asked.

"Gimme a minute," Kurt said. voice hoarse. He sat up and reached for his jeans on the side of the bed. He took out his phone and sent a text to his father saying he was perfectly fine. He collapsed back onto the bed and tried to catch his breath.

"So I take it the hobbit never fucked you like that?" Sebastian smirked.

"Nope," Kurt answered between pants.

"Always great to know I'm your best," Sebastian said.

"Who says you were?" Kurt questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"Well the only other person you had sex with was Blaine," Sebastian said. He noticed Kurt cringe a little. He felt himself feel a bit of remorse, unsure why. "So with that being said, and you admit I was better, making me the top score."

"I agreed he never fucked me like that. No one said you were better," Kurt said sitting up and putting on his jeans with practiced ease. Sebastian watched as the other went to his mirror with a slight limp. and fixed his hair.

"You owe me a new shirt," Kurt said putting hs socks on.

Sebastian got up and went to his closet before making the careful choice and coming back out with a navy blue turtle neck. He handed it to Kurt without a word. Kurt threw it on and checked it out in the mirror, satisfied.

"Now hand over the phone," Kurt said holding out his hand. Sebastian tossed his phone and Kurt caught it, seeign the file's name on the screen. He made quick work of deleting it ad tossing the phone back on Sebastian's bed.

"Well, it was nice doing business with you, craigslist," Kurt sigh, "Au revior."

And just like that Kurt was gone. Sebastian was sititng on his bed silently.

"Ne vont pas..." a ghost of a whisper came from the taller boy's lips.

X_x

(a:n)

Hey everyone. Sorry it took so long to update. My microsft word program randomly crashed and I had to download some other thing. the point is I'M BACK BAY-BAY!

tell me whacha think, and Don't worry, the next chapter is being worked on right now.

love alwyays

~happy fxxking birthday sweeti