"No, of course not. You and Brodie have fun. I'm gonna take a nap and get some cheesecake later," Kurt yawned.
"M'kay, see ya next week," Rachel said kissing Kurt's cheek.
"Good night," Kurt said seeing Rachel out before locking the door and flopping ot his bed. and looking through his phone. He had a new text from Sebastian.
From Meerkat:
Hey where do you live? I wanna harrass you.
Kurt rolled his eyes and put his phone under the pillow and closed his eyes. He smiled in anticipation of a good afternoon nap... that never came. It felt liek an hour, but was only fifteen minutes when Kurt huffed and came to realization that he was bored beyond belief. He picked his phone up and sent a quick text. Not ten minutes later, there was a knock at his door. Kurt got up and opened the door.
"It's fucking cold," Sebastian huffed as he stepped in Kurt's house and closed the door.
"Did you bring the stuff?" Kurt asked.
Sebastian held up a brown bag and set it on the table. He opened it and gave Kurt a cup and took one.
"Thanks," Kurt said.
"Bringing coffee is the least I can do," Sebastian said sitting next to Kurt on his bed.
"I thought that someone like you would have something to do all day everyday," Kurt said.
"You'dbe suprised," Sebastian said shedding his coat and scarf.
"Is the snow that bad out there?" Kurt asked.
"It's fucking freezing. I'm waiting for my balls to defrost from my thighs," Sebastian said.
Kurt shook his head as he lied back on his bed.
Sebastian peeked over and gulped down the coffee, hoping to use the scolding on his throat as a distration from Kurt sprawled out on his bed in a tight long-sleeve and low riding sweats. His shirt rode up a little and he saw a tiny bruise that looked faded.
"Already banging someone else? I have to say, that was faster than I thought, Hummel," Sebastian said.
"What?" Kurt questioned.
"You have hip bruises," Sebastian pointed out. He felt jealousy boil inside of him and something else. That feeling he was trying to decipher since Saturday. It was now Tuesday.
"No, dumbass. That's from when we fucked," Kurt said sipping his coffee.
"O-oh," Sebastian said.
Then something hit him.
"Such vocabulary, I'm suprised little Miss Barbara Striesand did come out here and bitch slap you with a dicitonary," Sebastian siad remembering Kurt roomed with Rachel Berry.
"She is long gone... until next week Friday," Kurt sighed.
"I know you're happy," Sebastian chuckled.
"At peace is more like it," Kurt said, "What about you. I thought for sure you'd have someone tobang at this hour."
"Thinking of me banging? I kink of yours Hummel?" Sebastian smirked, "But then again, who wouldn't think of this 24/7?"
"Cocky asshole," Kurt rolled his eyes.
"No, honey, that's you that likes taking cock up your asshole," Sebastian smirked.
Before Kurt could answer, his phone chimed a tune. He picked it up and checked the caller ID before groaning.
"Her?" Sebastian asked, referrign to Rachel.
"No. HIM," Kurt groaned.
"Oh... Gimme," Sebastian said as he took the phone and answered. Kurt gave him a WTF face. Sebastian gestured for him fto be silent.
"Hello... Kurt?" Blaine asked.
"Quoi?" Sebastian questioned in a high pitched voice, "Je suis Maria. Et tu?"
"Who is this?" Blaine questioned, "Kurt are you messing with me?"
"Je ne suis pas Kurt. Je suis Maria," Sebastian said slowly as i explaining to a four year old.
"Kurt why were you with Sebastian?" Blaine question.
"I told ju I am nut zis Kurt. Bon soir," Sebastian said in an angry felmale voice as he hung up the phone and turned to Kurrt who was silently laughing to the point where his cheeks turned red.
"Breathe, Hummel. I hung up," Sebastian said.
Kurt started laughing out loud and gasping for air. Sebastian dared to watch the rosy cheeked counter tenor. He like Kurt's laugh. It was infectious. Sebastian found himself chuckling the laughing as well.
It took them five minutes to recover, nd even then, they were still giggling on Kurt's part and chuckling on Sebastian's. Sebastian looked at Kurt. For once as far as Sebastian knew, Kurt looked genuinely happy.
"Wanna make prank calls?" Sebastian asked holding his phone up.
There was a silence before Kurt got up and came back with a phonebook with a giddy look on his face.
First they did all of the Warblers, Nick and Jeff being the most confused. Then they moved onto the phonebook. By the time they realized the time, They got to the D's and it was eight at night.
"How far away do you live?" Kurt questioned.
"Around the corner and down the street actually.
"In that cool looking apartment building?" Kurt asked.
"That is correct Ms. Hummel," Sebastian smirked. Kurt didn't hesitate to punch him in the shoulder. Sebastian flinched and had to cnurse his shoulder.
"That hurt!" Sebastian whined.
"What'd you think it was going to feel like?" Kurt said.
"I dunno. Like a paper ball hittingme," Sebastian said, "Why the hell are you strong?"
"I use to work in my Dad's automechanics shop," Kurt said.
Sebastian let out an inaudiable gasp and the thought of Kurt in a tight jumpsuit coverin in oil and sweating whilst working on a car popped up in his mind.
"Sebastian... hey... Craigslist..." Kurt said snapping his fingers.
"What is it, gayface?" Sebastian asked. He felt a pang in his chest from calling Kurt out of his name.
'Dammit, get it together!' Sebastian thought angrily.
"You spaced out on me," Kurt said.
"And you punched me. I see this as even," Sebastian smirked.
"Whatever. I'm hungry, so..." Kurt began.
"Let's go out to eat," Sebastian said, cutting Kurt off, "My treat for curing my boredom."
"Wasn't that what the coffee was for?" Kurt asked.
"Get dressed," Sebastian said pointing in the direction of Kurt's clothing.
"Fine, bossy," Kurt said.
Sebastian went through his textas and saw he had one from Blaine and Niff.
From triangle brows:
Leave Kurt alone.
From Jeff's Bitch:
Are you and Kurt dating or something. I'm not opposed to it,
just severely confused.
From Blndie:
HOLY SHIT I JUST LEARNED HOW TO MELT PEANUT BUTTER! THIS IS FREAKING ORGASMIC!
Sebastian chuckeled as he replied to the boy's texts. Somewhere in Lima nd Westerville, three boy's phones went off.
From Man Stealer:
He's not yours anymore, so I don't see why I have to.
From Sebastian The Crab With Crabs:
Kurt and I aren't dating. There is no attraction whatsoever B/c we're just frineds. so what ever fantasy you have going kill it right now. spray it with raid, burn it, freeze it,
then dropp it from the highest tower you can find.
Best regaurds, Sebastian Smythe P.s. YOU CHANGE MY NAME RIGHT NOW! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW I'VE NEVER NOR DO I HAVE A SINGLE STD!
From Sebbers:
Good for you. Don't burn yourself, okay?
"What's got you smirking?" Kurt asked.
Sebastian had to think on his toes.
"I was textign that one guy," Sebastian said.
'YOU DUMBASS! WHY"D YOU SAY THAT?!' Sebastian screamed at himself.
"Aw, what'd he say?" Kurt said as he chnged his shirt.
"He just learned how to melt peanut butter," Sebastian said. If he would've directed it t Nick or Blaine's text, Kurt would've caught them in the lie.
"I love peanut butter," Kurt said, "hmm... but not as much as cheesecake..."
Sebastian made a note of that.
"Anyways, that's not important. What's important is that you talk to this guy. How long have you known him?" Kurt asked as he slipped his pants on with practiced ease.
"A year," Sebastian said eyeing Kurt. He shook his head and looked down at his phone.
"WHAT?! Yeah, we need to hook you two up," Kurt said grabbing his boots.
"But I only recently started liking him," Sebastian said. He felt his breath hitch as he realized what he said. He just admitted to liking someone to that someone while pretending it was someone else. It felt good to say it. Sebastian was a bit startled at this new found feeling that he' never explored before.
"Ah, gotcha. Question: Is he gay?" KUrt asked.
"Like no one's business," Sebastan asked.
"Good, though I wouldn't put it pass you, converting a straight guys is never the way," Kurt tutored.
"Oh he's definately gay," Sebastian sighed.
"Is he single? I know you, and if he's not, I will have no part in this pursuit," Kurt said.
"As of recent," Sebastian answered.
"M'kay, so how comfortable is he around you?" Kurt asked.
"He is comfortable to change in front of me," Sebastian said, hoping that his refernce to what Kurt just did wasn't too strong.
"So he's pretty set in there. Okay, I knwo what to do. You need to go romantic on his ass. He's never seen that side of you, has he?" Kurt said slipping on his hat and gloves.
"Never," Sebastian said.
"Now here's the million dollar question: DO you have a romantic side?" Kurt asked.
"You'd be suprised, Hummel," Sebastian said.
"Oh really?" Kurt raised an eyebrow, "I'd love to take witness to that."
'You will soon enough, Kurt,' Sebastian thought.
'Shut the fuck up!' Sebastian's thoughts yelled at the other.
'I'll do no such thing.'
'Don't make me coem over there.'
'Come at me bro.'
'Really...?'
Sebastian sighed as he stood and opened the door for Kurt as he walked through. Kurt locked upsince he had the keys.
"So where are we going and which trains are we taking?" Kurt asked.
"It's a suprise, and I'm driving," Sebastian said.
"Well then," Kurt commented.
X_x
"So much cheesecake," Kurt moaned as he swallowed another bite.
"Think I'm gonna explode," Sebastian whined.
"How does Finn do this?" Kurt complained.
"That behemoth you call a step brother? Kurt look at him then look at us. He'd eat us if he had the chance... then our cake," Sbeastian said. He earned a kick to the shin.
"You don't get to dis my brother," Kurt said picking his fork up.
"My bad," Sebastian said.
"Damn you cheesecake factory for your tasty cake," Kurt said, "They're gonna make me fat."
"I don't think that's possible for you," Sebastian chuckled as he spooned another strawberry in his mouth.
"You'd be suprised," Kurt said.
"Whatever, all I know is this cake is gonna make me jizz," Sebastian said as he took another bite.
"Exaggerations as always," Kurt said rolling his eyes.
"This isn't an exxaggeration. C'mon taste it," Sebastian said taking a forkful and holding up the fork to Kurt's mouth.
"I dunno. I still have half a cake to go," Kurt questioned.
"Oh c'mon, Hummel," Sebastian said.
Kurt rolled his eyes and a thought occured in his head. this is a perfect itme to turn Sebastian's libido againt him.
Kurt smirked as his tongue slithered out and wrapped itself around the fork an dslid until it hit the lump of cheese cake. His tounge swirved around it before wrapping around the pice of cake and taking it into his mouth.
"That was yummy," Kurt giggled and hummed out the m's in yummy.
Sebastian was gobsmacked at what he just saw. He dared to peek down and groned when he saw Sebastian Jr. standing up and demanding attention.
He was about ot excuse himself and go to the bathroom, but then he heard Kurt's evil chuckle.
"You suck, you know that?" Sebastian said.
"No, but it looks like you could sure use it," Kurt chuckled, "And it's not my fault you can't control your libido."
"Yes it is," Sebastian said eating his cake and choosing to continue eating and forget what he just saw.
"Whoever this guy you're crushing on is, he's in for a real treat," Kurt smirked with a cat like demeanor.
"Shut it, Hummel," Sebastian said.
"I have no intention to," Kurt said.
Dinner went on like that. Kurt teased Sebastian,a nd Sebastian managed to keep his favorite appendage in check.
"That was freaking awesome," Kurt said as they walked out of the restaurant. Befor ethey could, the hostess gave them a flyer.
"I think you boys would enjoy this. The lighting of the tree in Rockerfeller Center is tomorrow, and there are going to be some good performers there," the woman said smiling.
"That sounds great," Kurt smiled as he looked at the paper, "Thanks for telling us."
"Gladly. Have a Happy Holidays," the woman smiled. Kurt and Sebastian boarded Sebastian's car and began slowly driving into traffic.
"What time does it start? The event," Sebastian asked.
"Well they're gonna be telecasting the whole day," Kurt said."Wanna go?" Sebastian asked.
"I wish I could, but Gaga knows that by the time I take the subway and make it there, I'll have to watch from like three blocks away," Kurt said.
There was a silence.
"Wanna go with me?" Sebastian asked.
"You're going?" Kurt asked.
"Yeah, might as well. It sounds like fun," Sebastian said.
"Okay, but warn me when you find your hook up, so I'll have time to plot my way home," Kurt said.
"I'm not going to look for a hook up. If I'm taking you, I'm sticking with you," Sebastian said.
There was a silence. Within this silence, Sebastian's inner selves were fighting each other for control of Sebastian,and Sebastian was still trying to find out why he was having a short circuit in his judgement.
All of this halted when Sebastian heard a quiet giggle.
"The hell?" Sebastian asked as e looked over to Kurt. The traffic was at a stand still.
"No, I was having a silly thought. I was thinking the only way we'd be able to get legit placing in this is if we camp out," Kurt said still giggling.
"Let's do it," Sebastian challenged.
"What?" Kurt questioned, "Are you serious?"
"If you don't think that you can do it, than we'll just go back to our places, but if you're up to it, it sounds like... fun," Sebastian said looking out of the window and tyring to avoid eye contact with Kurt.
"This is crazy," Kurt chuckled.
"So is that a yes?" Sebastian asked.
"Let's do it," Kurt said.
"There ya go," Sebastian said with a determined smirk as he made a clearly illegal U-turn and begna driving in the direction of their destiantion.
"This isn't happening," Kurt said.
"It is too," Sebastian said as he kept his eyes on the road. Soon enough, they ended up there. There were a few people who had the same idea as them. Sebastian checked the time on his phone. It was half past midnight. Jeff's picture which was a close up picture to the point where you can only see his eyes.
"Is that him?" Kurt asked.
"Hm?" Sebastian asked.
"Is that mystery crush?" Kurt asked.
"Yes," Sebastian said, giving thanks for the blondes obscure timing.
From Blondie:
You still awake?
"You're gona text him back right? C'mon, Smythe be a man," Kurt said.
"Hey, can you run to the car and get the blankets form the trunks," Sebastian said.
"Sure," Kurt said taking Sebastian's keys.
From Sebbers:
Yes, but I have a favor to ask of you. Kurt is wiht me and he thinks I'm texting a guys that I have a crush on so can you just play along and I'll explaine everything later.
From Blondie:
Sure dude. But Guess what I found out?
From Sebbers:
That Wes and David were fucking?
From Blondie:
Everyone knew that silly Sebbers. I found out Trent is Jewish
From Sebbers:
Get out of here. Really?
"How does he know about The Warlbers?" Kurt questioned.
Sebastian jumped and galred at the shorter boy behind him as he tried to catch his breath.
"Just how long were you there?!" Sebastian all but shrieked.
"Around the time you asked if he knew if Wes and David were fucking," Kurt siad innocently as he laid the blankets and quilts on the ground before he sat on them.
"He use to go to Dalton," Sebastian lied.
"Cool, who is he? I might know him from when I went to Dalton," Kurt said as Sebastian joined him.
"H- hold the phone, you use to go where now?" Sebastan asked.
"I use to go to Dalton Academy," Kurt said.
"Dalton?" Sebastian asked.
"Yes," Kurt said nodding.
"Home of The Warblers?" Sebastian said just to be sure.
"Yes," Kurt stressed as he giggled.
"Why did you go back to that crap hole you call a school?" Sebastian questioned as if Kurt was out of his mind.
"Because I missed my friends and I had to face something and quit running from it...Well him," Kurt said lokking fondly at the gorund and picking at the blanket.
Sebastian knew that a lot of boys at Dalton were transferred there because they were bullied, such as Nick, Flint, David, and Thad to name a few.
"If you don't mind me asking, why wereyou running," Sebastian asked.
"Well, before I transferred, I use to get bullied a lot. THey'd throw me in dumpsters shove me into lockers, slushie me, call me names, but I tried to play it off. Then there was the main antagonist, who is pretty good friends with me now. Daivd Karofsky," Kurt said.
Sebastian gasped in shock. David was such a sweet boy, how could he pssibly be a bully.
"He was so confused, and he randomly kissed me against my will and said if I told anyone, that he'd kill me. Bliane helped me get over this. I guess David harassed me because he was confused about himself," Kurt said.
"Oh," Sebastian said as he taxted Jeff back, "So is everything okay now?"
"Yeah, Dave and I are friends, and he's very nice to me now," Kurt nodded.
"Good to hear," Sebastian said.
"Anyhoo, enough of my sob story, what's his name?" Kurt asked.
"You probably don't know him seeing as he transferred there after me. He wasn't in The Warblers, but he was friends with most of them," Sebastian said cleverly.
"Ah... hold the phone, you should invite him here," Kurt said.
"He's not back from visiting his family though. I would've already had him here," Sebastian countered.
"Dammit all," Kurt cursed.
"It's okay. You know, you don't have to help me hook up with this guy. if it wasn't meant to be it wasn't meant to be," Sebastian shrugged.
"But I like playing match maker," Kurt reasoned, "And besides, maybe this guy can put an end to you're sleeping patterns."
"And you care because...?" Sebastian trailed off.
He noticed Kurt blush form the corner of his eye, but he chalked it up to the cold weather,
"I just find it very disturbing that you have the ability to do such a thing, and it's not healthy," Kurt said, "Besides we are... friends, right?"
There was a pause because Sebastian was feeling a mix of joy from Kurt acknowledging their standing point and sadness for getting caught in the friend zone.
"Got that right, Hummel," Sebastian said patting his shoulder and lying back on the blanket.
"Good, because if we weren't I would feel awkard using you as a pillow," Kurt said.
"But you're not u-"
Sebastian's sentence ended when Kurt lied next to him an put his head on Sebastian's chest. Kurt's hair brushed Sebastian's nose, making him get a whiff of the shampoo he uses and a feel for just how soft Kurt's hair was. He had to hold back a groan.
"You know, for such a built body, you'd think you'd be hard as a rock," Kurt said running a hand up and down Sebastian's torso leisurely.
'Something's gonna be rock hard in a second all right,' Sebastain thought as he tried not to concentrate ont he boy ontop of him.
"I'm just that awesome," Sebastian said with a smirk.
"Oh shut up," Kurt giggled before yawning. Sebastian's heart fluttered when he heard the cute little mewl Kurt admittied.
"Get your rest," he commanded.
"You're not the boss of me," Kurt said tiredly.
"No, but if you don't sleep now, you'll have some terrible bags under your eyes," Sebasitan said.
"But it's cold," Kurt whined.
Sebastian's instincts kick in as his arms slid around KUrt and pulled him close. He took the corner of the first layer of blanket and draped it over Kurt's waist on down.
"Better?" Sebastian asked.
"Mm hmm," Kurt hummed as he eased into slumber, and Sebastian had another internal debate.
(a:n)
I'm so sorry i'm late. My laptop is acting up, but here you go. review fav and follow. I'll try to update sooner, but no promises.
love always ~happy fxxking birthday sweeti
