Sup Santa,

Puck here. I'm gonna keep this short, cuz my mom's staring me down like I'm from another f *cking planet and it's making me uncomfortable. Anyway, I don't even do Christmas, so I don't get why Mr Schue made me write this stupid letter to some imaginery dude some little five year olds is god. I just don't get it.

Anyway, Mr Schue's gonna read this, and I don't wanna look stupid(er) so here we go. I want to turn back time. That's it. End of.

Hope you and Mrs C have a good time getting pissed, I know I will.

Puck