Chapter 2:

Nocturne quickly finds himself along the river as Mordekaiser pings missing top lane. Nocturne has only a second to withdraw partially from the mortal plane as a small Shuriken charged with electric energy flies at him. Nocturne is thankfully able to withdraw quickly, and gains his bonus as Kennen runs up and becomes a giant ball of Lightning. Nocturne quickly attempts to sidestep, but is unsuccessful. As Nocturne gets Marked, he quickly waits for that perfect moment when Kennen turns back and quickly uses Umbra Blades against him, the small ninja quickly throwing shurikens at Nocturne. As Kennen prepares another attack, Nocturne quickly leashes Kennen's mind to his own and quickly throws a Duskbringer at him. Kennen's summoner tries to flash out, but Nocturne pursues quickly enough that the flash doesn't break the tether. Kennen is subjected to a great nightmare, and Nocturne uses this moment to close the distance between them. Kennen quickly throws his special Shuriken and a lightning bolt at Nocturne, the static charge suddenly pinning Nocturne down as Kennen reverts into a lightning ball and flees, the Duskbringer Trail fading before Nocturne can give chase.
"Don't chase him."
"What?! But he's almost-"
"Recall, I've got a bad feeling about this..." Nocturne growls at Darkblade, but begins to channel his Recall. Miss Fortune, fashionably late, pings missing from bottom. Nocturne continues channeling as he sees Katarina running up and throwing her a knife, but she's just a split-second too late, as Nocturne returns to base.

"It appears your Instincts aren't bad, but you are still a Mistake."
"Yea, I love you too, now update that dull Madred's Razors into a Wriggle Lantern, and get Berserker Boots" As Nocturne gathers the items, he notices the enemy team all has Crowd Control effects. Darkblade chuckles in Nocturne's mind and he is once again angry.
"Well, you are getting the hang of it... After we finish building the Blade of Ruined Kings, We'll buy a Zephyr."
"To this day I still don't understand your priorities."
"Patience Nocturne, all in good time. Now that you've got those, let's return to the Jungle." Nocturne snakes away from the shop as all three lanes ping for assistance.
"Kennen and Riven pushing Top!"
"Screw that, We got Xin and Soraka Bot!"
"What about Mid?! Katarina's Ult is off cooldown!"
Darkblade takes a moment to think... Which one is the worst?
"Heading top!" As Nocturne turns west, a ping is shown on the map. The others definitely don't approve, but Darkblade couldn't care less.

As Nocturne makes his way to the top lane, where Kennen and Riven are about to bash in the tower, Darkblade takes a moment to watch the other two turrets get overwhelmed. All of them are forced to fall back, but Top is still standing stronger against the tide, for the moment...
"Well, you certainly didn't take long to join the party!" Dominator whispers to Darkblade. "Now, how about we show these two some Hospitality?" Mordekaiser charges up his mace as nocturne gets in range, the Tower falls, but neither one seem to really care as Nocturne throws a Duskbringer at the two. Kennen turns into a ball of lightning (predictably) and evades the blast, but Riven is too slow to react and gets hit on the edge of the energy blast. Nocturne ignores everything and runs straight into Riven, her charge ability cute, but pointless as he begins cutting her down in her tracks. As he continues pounding on her, he notices she's already low on health and Darkblade smiles."Do a Joke."
"Have you lost your mind?!"
"Do. A. Joke. In front of her." Nocturne smiles at the unorthodox, and yet satisfyingly cruel proposition. He quickly positions himself just a few feet in front of Riven and jumps into the air, arranging his blades outward. He begins spinning downward like a drill, slicing against her like no attack he's ever seen.
"WE HAVE LEARNED OF SPIN TO WIN-" Normally, the motions would be harmless, but so close to Riven, the blades tear at her and blood flies as he tears her apart in a way so unorthodox, that the entire match is paused by watching referees.
"Wait, can Nocturne even DO that?!"
"What is-I don't even..."
"wow... Killed by a JOKE, that's a new one."
Summoners in white robes teleport down to the match and the crowd is left speechless as the referees check the legitimacy of the technique. After talking for a few moments, a ruling is reached.
"We're in a good mood, and this was so original we'll have to get a recording of this, it's fair! But if you try this again..." Nocturne sighs, there goes his funniest way to kill enemies.
"I understand, won't happen again."
One of the referees is still chuckling as he gets elbowed in the gut. The Referees vanish and very quickly, the battle resumes. Sadly however, Nocturne is not in range to catch up to Kennen, who escapes unscathed.

As Mordekaiser and Nocturne clear the lane (and even get the enemy tower down thanks to the minion wave) they recall back to base. Mordekaiser quickly splits up and heads bottom lane as Swain glares at Nocturne.
"Well, so nice of you to come back! Katarina is still pushing mid, get your items and let's go!" Darkblade quickly checks Swain's item build, and is happy the Grand Tactician is building magic resistance. He quickly buys a Vampiric Scepter and follows Swain.
It's not long before they reach mid and Katarina smiles at them. "Shadows, Swain? It seems you are all out of strategies..." Nocturne annoyingly throws a Duskbringer, but Katarina vanishes and appears behind him. He smiles and starts wailing on her for a second as Swain takes the opportunity to turn into a bird and command his pet bird to start attacking. Darkblade quickly commands Nocturne to put a Tether on Katarina a half second before she starts her Death Lotus!
"Shroud of Darkness!" the now tiring voice rings in it's head as Nocturne is only able to actually dodge ONE knife before he returns to the mortal plane, but it is enough. Katarina is quickly forced to see a horrifying vision, breaking her momentum as the Turret quickly begins pounding on her with very potent attacks. She attempts to flee, but Swain acts first and lands a Nevermore, forcing her to stay for two agonizing seconds as they cut her down.
"We need to reinforce Bottom Lane now!" Swain says, but Nocturne is already floating into the jungle.

"OBLIVION!" is the first thing Soraka hears as the giant dark-red mass rushes at her, the sheer potency of the Impact and the surprise attack almost knocking her back. She attempts to summon the Wrath of the Stars on Nocturne but he expected this, quickly withdrawing from the plane and coming back all the more nightmarish. She quickly silences Nocturne as Xin Zhao charges at him, forcing him to focus on the Demacian Soldier rather than the healer... But that certainly didn't mean he couldn't hurt them both. As the Turret begins firing on Xin, Nocturne takes a moment to reposition and then hits them both with a Duskbringer. As the red blast of energy flies at her, Soraka tries to run out but the Duskbringer just BARELY lands the hit and the Nightmare gives chase, empowered by a sudden Song of Celerity. It only takes one second to close the distance and deal a near-lethal blow as Miss Fortune positions and quickly lets out a massive barrage of bullets... Annoyingly, Miss Fortune is awarded the kill, and finishes off Xin. Darkblade says nothing as he forces Nocturne to recall.