THIS IS FOR FANS (FOR FANFIRLS, THE STUFF IS NUMBERS 5-13) OF DARK LINK
DARK LINK IS A LOSER. HE PEOBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS. PROBABLY JUST WAKES UP BY HIS LITTLE DEAD TREE EVERY MORNING, AND STARES AT THE DOORWAY AND WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO COME IN.
DARK LINK IS TECHNICALLY A BASTARD. WHO IS HIS FATHER, ANYWAY?
DARK LINK COULD NEVER BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LINK. DARK LINK SPENDS HIS DAYS GETTING THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF HIM BY LINK, DOES HE NOT?
I THINK THAT DARK LINK IS NOT CAPABLE OF HUMAN SPEECH. I THINK ALL HE CAN DO IS LAUGH HIS HEAD OFF AT SOMETHING THAT'S NOT UNDERSTANDABLE TO ANY NORMAL PERSON.
DARK LINK IS A PIECE OF TRASH. HE JUST SITS THERE, AND COPIES LINK'S EVERY MOVE…
DARK LINK IS GAY
DARK LINK HAS RED EYES. HE REMINDS ME OF ONE OF THOSE CREEPS YOU FIND IN DARK ALLEYWAYS
DARK LINK HAS A SAD NAME. "DARK LINK"? HOW ABOUT D-LINK, OR DLINK, OR… KNIL. IT SOUNDS FUNNY
WHY DOES DARK LINK HAVE SOME SORT OF CRANE THING IN HIS ILLUSION ROOM? I MEAN, DOES HE WORK AT A CONSTRUCTION SITE OR SOMETHING?
DARK LINK ALWAYS TRIES TO GAY-RAPE LINK IN THOSE YAOI FANFICS. ISN'T THERE SOMETHING… WRONG HERE?
ALL FANGIRLS. I'M SORRY. DARK LINK CAN NEVER LEAVETHE TEMPLE, SO YOU CAN NEVER SHOW HIM ANYTHING. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAS A TEAM OF FANGIRLS AND YAOI FANGIRLS AT HIS DISPOSAL.
IF DARK LINK IS SO POWERFUL AND SUCH, WHY DOES HE LINGER AROUND THE WATER TEMPLE, WHY NOT GO TO SOME OTHER, FARTHER TEMPLE, MAYBE THE SPIRIT TEMPLE… I MEAN, THE WATER TEMPLE IS COOL AND ALL, BUT ISN'T IT ONLY THE THIRD TEMPLE AS ADULT LINK…? TSK…
DARK LINK TOLD ME HATES YOU, AND HE WANTS HIS PLUSHIES BACK.
