FOR FANS OF EVIL GUYS

YOU HAVE A VERY SICK, TWISTED, EVIL MIND….

GANON SAYS THAT IF YOU DON'T KILL YOURSELF, HE'LL DESTROY ALL OF THE DARK LINK PLUSHIES

ZANT IS SCREWED UP. I THINK HE IS MENTALLY DISABLED. HES JUST… CRAZY…

VAATI IS AN IDIOT. WHY DIDN'T HE JUST WISH TO RULE THE UNIVERSE INSTEAD OF WISHING TO BE A MAN FIT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE… SHEESH…

ALL EVIL GUYS ARE TRASH

MOST PEOPLE WOULD THINK THAT BELLUM IS A GIANT PLANT (MYSELF INCLUDED)

WHY DOES GANON ALWAYS HAVE A SWORD THAT WAS MADE BY THE GOOD GUYS? I JUST DON'T GET IT…

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND LIKES A GUY WITH ORANGE HAIR,GRAY SKIN, CURLERS, AND A CREEPY FACE?

… ZANT… HAS HAIR… I FORGOT THAT BIT… ITS… WRONG… IN… SO MANY WAYS…

ACK! GANON AND ZANT HAVE FANGIRLS?ACK!