FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE JUST OBSESSED

EVEN THE PEOPLE AT NINTENDO POWER DIDN'T GIVE ZEDA TP A 10, BUT THEY GAVE METRID A 10. WHY IS THAT HUH?

HOW DID THEY DECIDE TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO A GAME WHERE PEOPLE HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE DOING FROM THE START?

WHAT HAPPENED TO LINK'S PARENTS? OR DOES HE HAVE ANY….?

HOW EXACTLY DO THE OCTOROKS SHOOT ROCKS? WOULDN'T THAT BE… PAINFUL?

HMMM… HOW COME I WAS ABLE TO MEMORIZE THE ENTIRE OF TP IF IT WAS SUPPOSEDLY THE " BIGGEST ZELDA GAME EVER, WITH AN EVEN BIGGER HYRULE"?

IF ZELDA GAMES ARE SO GREAT, THEN WHY IS IT THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO IMPALED THEIR TV WITH THEIR WIIMOTE WERE PLAYING ZELDA AT THE TIME? ZELDAHAZARDOUS

WHY.DOES.LINK.WEAR.TIGHTS. HES A GUY FOR GOD SAKE!

IS IT JUST ME, OR DO LINK'S EYEBROWS SCARE EVERYONE?

ANOTHER STRANGE FACT…WHY IS IT THAT IN LANAYRU'S STORY, AT THE END, THERE ARE A BUCH OF ILIAS COMING FROM THE SKY, WIT NO PUPILS, AND LAUGHING AT NOTHING? THAT SCENE REALLY FREAKED ME OUT…

'NUTHER THING… IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES MIDNA'S HAIR TURNING INTO A GIANT HAND FREAK EVERYONE OUT?