HMMM… DOES ZELDA HAVE FANGIRLS? WELL… ANYWAY, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE ZELDA….

ISN'T SHE SCHIZOPHRENIC? SHE HAS SHEIK, TETRA, AND SHE HAS PHANTOM ZELDA. OR IS THAT BIPOLAR?

HER NAME IS ZELDA. JUST GIVE THAT SOME THOUGHT

SHE IS A TOMBOY, AS THE GOSSIP STONE SAID… HAHAHAHA

WHY IS SHE ALWAYS GETTING HERSELF KIDNAPPED/TURNED TO STONE?

IF SHE HAS THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM, THEN SHOULDN'T SHE BE SMART ENOUGH TO FIX IT ALL HERSELF?

HER DAD'S NAME IS DAPHNES. 'NUFF SAID.

SHE HAS A PIRATE ALTER EGO THAT HAS A CURLY-THING ON HER HEAD. NIIII-IIICE…….

SHEIK LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE A BOY FOR ANYONE TO BELIEVE THAT ZELDA WAS JUST A TOMBOY….

WHAT IS THAT THIN ON TETRA'S HEAD ANYWAY? IS IT HAIR? IS IT SUPPOSED TO BOUNCE AROUND IKE THAT? IS IT ALIVE?

ZELDA IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, RIGHT? WE-EELLLLL…. THEN HOW COME SHE KEEPS GETTING TURNED INTO STONE? OR KIDNAPPED?