Chapter One
"Ah... Genghis Khan. Long have I admired your word." Senor Senior Senior said as he landed on his cane, looking at the wax statue of the Mongolian. "And that name... Khan. It's such a strong name, wouldn't you say Ms. Possible?"
"How does he do that?" Ron asked from his place beside Kim.
"He saw us in the reflection of the glass case." she surmised, smiling. They stood behind the older gentleman, arms crossed and all business. "What are you up to, Senor Senior Senior?"
"Can't an eccentric multi billionaire simply take in a night at the museum without being harassed by child heroes?" Senior asked, turning to face them.
"Hey! I'm not a child, you old..." Ron began. Senior glared at him and Kim cut him off.
"While we offer our condolences for the loss of your daughter in law, I'm afraid we can't really let you walk around here with all of these priceless artifacts laying around. Billionaire or not, you're still a fugitive." Kim said.
Senior looked confused for a moment. "Ah, yes! Dear Bonnie. I am only here to drown my grief for my missing daughter in law that, I believe, you did away with in a most cruel fashion."
Kim didn't like where this was going. "I didn't do away with anyone, Senior. Bonnie did it herself."
"Ah, I see. Well, that's one story isn't it?" Senior implied. Suddenly, the museum's alarm sounded and Kim and Ron spun. "Perhaps it is a good thing that you came as it is. I would hate if any one of these priceless artifacts were damaged or... stolen." Senior stated with his well practiced evil snicker.
"Junior?" Ron asked.
"That would explain the alarms." Kim grinned. "Come on!" Security was rushing into the Egyptian exhibit. Unfortunately, the exhibit was massive, encompassing several Pharaohs, time periods, and other well known subjects. "We'll have to split up."
"Got it, KP." Ron said. He pushed a button on his new glasses, uplinking what he saw and heard to Kim's wrist Kimmunicator. "Can you hear me now?"
"Loud and clear." Kim said, giving him a thumbs up. "You take King Tut, I'll take Cleopatra." Ron nodded, heading down the path to the Rameses exhibit. Kim sighed. "Close enough."
"Kim?" Ron asked after a few minutes of searching. "This place is creeping me out." Kim rolled her eyes as she listened to her Kimmunicator. "Did you just roll your eyes?!"
"Uhm, no..." Kim replied guiltily. "Just, uh, hang in there." she assured him.
"AH, Kim!" Ron shouted before the view on Kim's Kimmunicator went spinning.
"Ron?!" Kim shouted, bursting into a run. She passed through three sections before tearing through the Anubis exhibit and running into her blonde boyfriend. "Ron, you're okay!" she smiled. "Where're your glasses?"
"I, uh, must've lost them." he replied.
"Did you find Junior?" Kim asked. "Who hit you?"
"Junior?" Ron asked, seeming confused. "Oh! The hottie with the nice tan, err... I mean, yeah! He like, went that way!" he said, pointing behind him.
Kim narrowed her eyes. "He took your jacket too, did he?" she asked, leaping to her feet.
"Yes. Yes he did." Ron replied, getting up.
"Oh, and one more question..." Kim said, dropping into a defensive stance. "When's your birthday?" she grinned.
Ron glared just as Rufus came running down the hall screaming, followed closely by a hairless cat. "Like I said, you go get Junior, I'll get the creepy hairless rat thingy."
"Nice try, Camille." Kim smiled. "But you're not going... oof!" Kim shouted as she was knocked off of her feet.
"Kim! It's Camille!" Ron shouted as he tripped over her. "That creepy hairless cat thing attacked me!"
Kim hurriedly pushed Ron off and watched as his double picked up the Egyptian cat and ran towards the exit. "Way to go, Mr. Ninja. You let a cat take you down!" Kim shouted, racing down the hall. "Come on!"
There was now a crowd forming outside the Ancient Egyptian exhibit, being corralled by security guards. "How are we going to find her in here?" Ron asked.
Kim smiled. "Easy. There'll be a tell tail sign."
"Which is?" Ron asked. Kim looked blankly at him. "Oh, that was pun! I get it." he grinned.
Kim activated her Kimmunicator. "Wade! We're looking for Camille Leon in a crowd of people. Little help?"
"I'll run a DNA scan for her and Debutante. Should show up easy." came the webmaster's reply.
"Ron, cover the door. Make sure she doesn't get out." Kim ordered. He nodded and started pushing his way through the crowd. "Any luck, Wade?"
"I'm getting some super weird readings, Kim."
"Weirder than a shapeshifter and her hairless cat?" Kim asked.
"A lot weirder. My scans are showing that you've got at least three or four genetic mutants in the room with you. It's completely scrambling my sensors!" Wade exclaimed.
Kim looked around the room again. There didn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary. "What about the cat?"
Wade grinned. "Got her. Standing near a fire exit to your far right."
"Thanks Wade." Kim said, switching channels. "Ron! Fire exit." she summarized, leaping over the congested crowd. There was a brown haired woman in a long red shimmering dress, a ruby belt, and carrying a matching purse. Her back was turned and she was standing next to a well muscled, tall man with short black hair. Landing behind the woman, Kim grabbed her arm and spun her around. "You're finished C... Bonnie?!"
"Hey Kim." Senora Bonnie Senior said, pulling her arm free from Kim's grasp. "Let me guess, you're the reason we're all stuck in this tiny room and not enjoying the sights?"
Kim stepped back, surprised. "But you're... you're..."
"Alive?" Bonnie's smile faded. "No thanks to you, is there?"
Kim watched as Debutante poked her head out of Bonnie's purse. Kim narrowed her eyes and reached out, pinching Bonnie's cheek. "I'm on to you, Camille!"
"Ow!" Bonnie shouted, slapping Kim's hand away. "Quit it!"
"Why are you harassing us?" Junior exclaimed from Bonnie's side. "We are simply trying to have a quiet evening at a museum together."
"Was that as hard to say as it was to hear?" Kim asked.
"What's the matter, K? Just because your BF doesn't take you anywhere but a Taco joint, doesn't mean I don't get it all." Bonnie chided with a grin as she pulled Junior close.
"Out of the way!" Ron shouted as he pushed through the final layer of people that were blocking his path.
"Speak of the loser..." Bonnie smiled.
"I'm here, Kim. Where's Camille? Is that Bonnie? Hey! Didn't I buy you that belt?" Ron questioned, approaching the trio.
"This old thing?" Bonnie asked, showing off the red sparkles. "Well, the diamond, sapphire, emerald or obsidian belts that Junior bought me just didn't go quite as well with the ruby studded dress that he surprised me with. Like?" she asked. "So Kim, what did your BF get you?"
Kim glared and was about to issue a retort when someone in the crowd shouted. "Kim Possible is stealing something!"
Kim and Ron spun to see Kim's double, dressed in her purple and black mission clothes, shoulder past a security guard and head out the door. "I'm tired of all of that hero biz. Taa!" she shouted, flashing a prize winning smile at Kim.
"I imagine the press is going to have fun with this, aren't they Kim?" Bonnie laughed, walking away with one arm wrapped around Junior's.
"I could have taken her!" Bonnie shouted, dropping her purse on the table. Debutante yowled and crawled out, hissing. "Get away from me, you freaky... thing."
"Ah, my dear. We must be patient. Allow the police to harass Kim Possible for a change, as well as her conscience." Senor Senior Senior said, sitting in a thrown like chair in front of a massive monitor that covered an entire wall of the lair on their private island.
"But father! Would it not be smart to fight Kim Possible there? To get revenge for what she has done to my beloved?" Junior asked, loosening his bow tie and kissing Bonnie tenderly.
"My son, have I taught you nothing? A villain will often take many years to destroy their foe. Humiliation, torture, grief... these are the tools of our trade." Senior answered, steepling his fingers as he watched the monitor.
"Whatever. When is Ms. No More Heiress supposed to pick up her freak of a cat? It's creeping me out!" Bonnie said.
Senior smiled as a black helicopter showed up on the monitor. Transmitting a security code, he waited for the counter code, his finger poised over the button that would fire an arsenal of missiles and lasers at any intruder.
After a few moments, the counter code was received and Senior stood. "Come my son! Your destiny is at hand."
Junior hopped and clapped. "I'm going to become an international pop sensation?!"
Senior sighed. "After this day, you will be able to become anything that you want. Now come. Bonnie, my dear. Could you bring the briefcase for our business associate?"
"Whatever." Bonnie said, grabbing the case. "I doubt this thing will let Junior become anything he wants..." she whispered to herself as she stepped out of the building and onto the helipad. She watched as Camille stepped out of the helicopter and catch Debutante as the cat raced past Bonnie and into her owner's arms. "But maybe with her help, I can..." Bonnie grinned.
