Welcome back everyone. As much of this story is a dream, there will be many weird moments. Once per chapter to be precise! The most notable will be the opening of this chapter. Enjoy and review.
Why'd it have to be Goats?
There is nothing worse than being trapped in a building filled with goats that want to kill you. Such was the situation Niall Warburton was in. As he barricaded himself inside a room while all those goats tried to force themselves in he stated to wonder how he ever got himself in this mess!
He had come into town to buy some jerky and the next thing he knew, Niall was here! Terrible thing wasn't it?
Niall was a partner of outlaws Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman, however due to his pacifistic nature Niall just collected the loot. There were known as the Cunningham with No Name, the Weinerman with a Name If Only He Could Remember It and the Warburton with No Voice respectively.
The goats started to break through the barricaded door! Niall's eyes widened in fear! What were they feeding these goats?
Running to a window, Niall opened it only to have someone fire a gun at him. The someone in question was Bucky Hensletter, one of the two deputies of Sheriff Bash Johnson. The other was Ken Finlayson, a fellow with a face that only a mother could love.
"You're not going anywhere, Warburton!" Bucky proceeded to give an evil laugh. Coming from him, an evil laugh sounded absolutely ridiculous.
Niall looked at the goats breaking into the room. He then looked at Bucky outside. It was either death by goats or death by Hensletter. Decisions, decisions!
He jumped from the window landing on a board situated on a log. Bucky was standing on one end of it. Landing on the other end of the board, Niall sent Bucky flying into the building filled with bloodthirsty goats. Unfortunately, he didn't expect a goat to jump out the window after him!
Landing on top of Niall, the goat proceeded to stamp its hooves on his back. It hurt but it could have been worse.
A gun fired. The goat fell dead.
Looking up, Niall saw Howard standing before him. He looked less them impressed. "This is getting really old, Niall."
Really? Niall didn't often get stuck in a building with killer goats! But then again, either Randy or Howard ended up having to save their pacifistic partner.
Bucky stuck his head out of the window. "I'll get you for this, Warburton!" A goat then pulled Bucky inside by the pant leg. Screaming could be heard.
Howard's mouth was hanging open. "Did I miss something?"
