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Merry Men of the West
Times were hard. Some people didn't have a lot of money. Those who did were usually on top of the social totem pole! They were usually taking what little money the unfortunate already had! So it was up to Randy, Howard and Niall to bring that money back to the unfortunate!
Now, there was one place in the town that Niall frequented the most. A music hall was that place. Why did he frequent that place the most? Well, because there were showgirls! There was one showgirl in particular and her name was Theresa Fowler.
Niall had a crush on Theresa and he always made sure that she got a bit more of the money than everyone else. If he could ever get over his speaking problem he'd probably tell her how he felt. However there a better chance of a monkey jumping out of Bash Johnson's but.
Niall walked into the music hall. He looked over at the owner Julian. Allegedly he was Theresa's brother but Niall couldn't see it. Julian was a person that Niall didn't associate with. He was quite mad.
Julian waved Niall over. Indeed he did walk over.
"You know the rules, Niall." Niall rolled his eyes. Always those blasted rules! "The first rule is that you have to pay for the show, the second is that you have to pay double the amount just so you can see Theresa." Julian gave a little laugh. Niall was not amused. Julian must have been aware of how Niall felt about Theresa. Why else would he be asking for Niall to pay twice, with the second time being twice the amount of the first payment. Sure enough, Niall did pay but if he weren't a pacifist he would have punched Julian in the face. "Thank you."
Sticking out his tongue, Niall walked up to Theresa's room. As he walked by, he caught the eye of one of the other patrons: Ken Finlayson.
Ken was one of Bash Johnson's two deputies the other was Bucky. Ken usually came to the music hall to see Howard's sister, Heidi, whom he had an on-again, off-again relationship with. Today, it seemed that him seeing Heidi would have to wait. Today, he took brought in one of those three outlaws.
Taking out a gun from his pocket, Ken followed Niall. Unfortunately, he tripped and accidentally pulled the trigger.
Instead of a bullet, Chinese letters came out of the gun. The letters flew through the air and hit Julian. Julian then turned into a frog.
The moment Julian turned into a frog, Bucky had walked in. He looked at his fellow deputy with an expressionless face.
"Well, he's a frog!" commented Ken.
Bucky picked up Frog Julian. "We've got to find some great wizard to turn him back!"
"Why? I like him better this way!"
At this point, Bash walked in. Seeing his deputies discussing a frog he simply took the frog from Bucky's hands and squished it to death with one hand! A disgusted look mixed with shock appeared on the faces of the deputies.
The Sheriff then pointed at Ken. "Where is Julian?"
"Uh, you just squished him."
Bash looked at his hand. "Oh." He then proceeded to wipe the frog guts on Ken's shirt. "Uh, you're the new music hall owner!"
The mixed look of disgust and shock on Ken's vanished. This was great news! Really yipping big news! He could see Heidi whenever he wanted now! Never again would he have to pay Julian! And even better Niall was in their grasp now!
