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How Do You Explain This?
Ken walked up to Theresa's dressing room, Bash and Bucky behind him. Now that he was the owner of this fine establishment it was only natural that he lead the way!
A lot of things were on Ken's mind right now. Heidi, his new job, Heidi, buying black shoes instead of painting his shoes black, Heidi, seeing Cunningham and his gang tarred and feathered, etc.
As they approached Theresa's room, Heidi came out of her own. Ken and Heidi both smiled at each other.
"There is my Dance Hall Queen!" The two embraced and kissed. "Guess who is the new owner of this place!"
Heidi raised an eyebrow. "What? You? But what happened to Julian?"
"Oh, I turned him into a frog and Bash squished him." Heidi was speechless. How was she supposed to react to something like that? Ken had turned Julian into a frog, who was then squished by Bash. This was weird. This was really weird. "Uh, I'll explain it to the best of my abilities, my love." Sure, how would Ken explain that he accidentally fired his gun and Chinese letters came out of it that turned Julian into a frog? "Maybe… Over dinner?" Bash placed a hand on Ken's right shoulder and squeezed. Bash was a strong person and he was nearly breaking Ken's shoulder! "So sorry, Heidi, but we're off too arrest Warburton!" Bash removed his great hand from Ken's shoulder. The three then walked past Heidi who only ended up following them. If they were going to arrest poor little Niall then this would only end well. They barged into Theresa's room and almost immediately Niall had guns pointing at him. "Hello, Niall! Guess who the new owner of this place is! Me! Which means you are hereby banned from my establishment!" Ken let out a cackle that caused him to sound like a vulture with a mohawk, flaring nostrils and big goofy eyes. "In the most painful way possible!"
Bucky and Bash both stared at Ken. They were here to arrest Niall not to kill him. Use him to lure out the other two! Ken shot Niall in the shoulder and, thankfully, a bullet came out of the gun knocking him out Theresa's window.
"Niall!" Theresa ran over to her window. She looked down and saw a wagon full of hay but no Niall.
"Don't tell me I killed him!" Ken pulled Theresa out of the way and stuck his head out the window. Niall was missing.
And then Niall came falling from the sky and pulled Ken out. Bucky then walked over to the window and stuck his head out. Neither Niall nor Ken were down below. Then a silent Niall and screaming Ken came falling from the sky. Ken grabbed Bucky who only ended up being dragged from the window. Finally it repeated with Bash being dragged from the window. Theresa and Heidi both walked over to the window and there was Niall, Ken, Bucky and Bash all in the wagon full of hay. Bash, Bucky and Ken were all lying down looking confused. Niall was climbing out of the wagon, giving a Theresa a wave, whom waved back with a smile.
Niall didn't even get two feet when he felt himself pulled from the ground by a great hand around his neck.
"Where do you think you're going?"
Captured by Bash. How could things get any worse?
