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Why is the Statue Talking?
Randy and Howard listened to Theresa's story. If Niall wasn't a pacifist he would have been able to get himself out of Bash's grip but now he was in jail.
In the clearing where Randy, Howard and Niall made their hideout there was a statue of Bash. Why? Who knows?
"Okay, so Niall has gotten himself captured for the third time this week…" Randy's comment caused Howard and Theresa to both nod. It was common for Niall to get captured but it was just as common for him to escape without hurting anybody.
"Then lets just let him escape by himself." Howard sat down on a rock. "He's done it before, he can do it again."
"Bash is going to have Niall tarred and feathered in a hour, Howard." Theresa dabbed at her eyes with a piece of cloth. "He can't escape that fast."
Randy scratched his head. "Yeah, and besides he only escaped because we were occupied with something else."
"Randy Cunningham, listen carefully!" Everyone looked at the statue of Bash. It was speaking with the voice of Debby Kang. Why was it speaking with the voice of Debby Kang? "Niall Warburton will be tarred and feathered by the evil Bash Johnson." Well, this was ironic. "I'll watch over you, now go Randy Cunningham." What? Was it a guardian angel? Was there something the person having this dream didn't know? "You are Randy Cunningham… 'The Cunningham with No Name.' You will fight the good fight."
Well, that was weird.
