Welcome back everyone. Enjoy and review.
Strange Background Event
The Ken and Bucky were preparing to tar and feather Niall! People had gathered around to watch! Bash was standing on a stool while behind him a dinosaur could be seen stepping on a space ship on a farm. There was no way to comment on that.
Bash was holding a piece of paper in one hand. Clearly, Bucky or Ken had written a speech for him. This would be entertaining.
"Citizens. Of. Norrisville." Bash wasn't much of a person for reading. "I. Bring. Niall. Warburton. To. Be. Tarred. And. Feathered." The speech had not been written that way. Bash just happened to be so stupid that he read ever word as its own sentence. How he ever became Sheriff was a mystery. It was at this point that Bash looked up from the paper, or rather looked down at Niall. "Any words before you get tarred and feathered?" Niall just spat at Bash, getting him right in the mouth. Bash was so disgusted that he started spitting on the ground to get Niall's spit out of his mouth. Bucky and Ken laughed along with everyone else at Bash's misfortune. When Bash had finished spitting, he stepped down from his stool and grabbed Niall by the neck. "New plan! I'm gonna beat ya!" Niall swallowed nervously and Bucky backed away.
As for Ken, he walked over to Heidi and hugged her while looking over at Niall. "I sincerely hope you'll survive this, Niall." He said. "We both do."
Bash was about to bring his fist into Niall's face but it never came. Something had come flying, and hit Bash in the head. "Ow!" Letting go of Niall's neck, Bash fell to the ground unconscious.
Standing there was Randy. He had thrown a rock the size of a booby's egg. Next to him was Theresa. With a great big smile on his face, Niall ran over to Theresa and hugged her.
"You okay, Niall?" asked Randy. Niall gave a nod. "Good, you really scared us this time."
Niall walked over to Bash and did a triumphant dance on his unconscious body. That had been too close but thankfully, Niall had been saved yet again so he wouldn't be in any terrible pain caused by the idiotic brute Bashford Johnson.
Randy and Theresa held hands and looked over at Niall. This was perhaps some beginning of a realization that Randy and Theresa had a mutual crush on each other, leaving no place for Niall in Theresa's heart.
How bittersweet!
