Baljeet dug his phone out of the pocket of his overalls, frantically dialing a number. "Phineas! Help me!"

"Hey Baljeet. What's wrong?"

"I am being chased by Buford!"

There was silence on the other end of the line. "Okaaayy…that's not exactly out of the ordinary—"

"No! You do not understand! There are two of them!"

"Two of them?"

"Yes! Must you repeat everything I am saying?!"

"I'm sorry Baljeet. I'm just not sure why—what's that Ferb? No, the molecular splitter disappeared. We saw it remember?" More silence. "Still…I guess since it uses some type of radiation, I suppose there could have been some residue left in our yard after it disappeared. Okay Baljeet, how are the two Bufords acting?"

"Well, one is trying to kill me and the other is…" he trailed off, looking down at Shakespeare Buford who had somehow caught up with him.

Shakespeare Buford got down on one knee, grabbing Baljeet's arm and kissing up its length. "What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and you are the sun."

Baljeet felt himself blush. "Oh my…"

"Baljeet? You still there?" Phineas asked.

His eyes widened. "Yes! I am still here."

"Great! Now—"

"I will protect you from that ruffian who is trying to hurt you. I will—"

"Hey loser! Come here! You've missed your three o'clock wedgie!"

"Help me!"

"Baljeet, calm down, we'll be there in a minute."

"I do not have a minute!"

"Okay…just….try to distract the Bufords from whatever they're doing and we'll be back in ten minutes. Bring them back into our yard and we'll put Buford back together."

"Thank you Phineas."

"No problem. See ya later Baljeet." Baljeet hung up the phone, his face white as a thought hit him. "Oh no! Phineas and Ferb do not realize we are dating!"

"We're dating?" asked Shakespeare Buford. "Oh what wonderful news!"

"It is not news you Shakespeare quoting nit-wit! It is bad! It is—"

Suddenly, Bully Buford was upon him, pounding a fist into his hand. "You're dead loser!"

"Ahhh!" Baljeet grabbed Shakespeare Buford's hand. "We are getting out of here!"

"Oh, I'll go anywhere with you my love!"

"Ahhh!"


"Okay Ferb, if we're looking for the molecular splitter, it should be…oh." Phineas stood in front of the splitter. "Huh. That's odd. I could've sworn it disappeared." He turned to Ferb. "You saw it disappear earlier right?"

Ferb nodded.

"Well, okay then. Looks like whatever force made it disappear saw fit to bring it back to us."

"What goes around comes around."

Phineas raised an eyebrow, smirking. "Riight. Now, let's make sure this thing's still running then call Baljeet. He sounded like he was really freaked out."