"Okay Ferb, it looks like the molecular splitter is already to go. Now, to call Baljee—"
"Phineas! Ferb! Turn the splitter on!"
"Huh?"
"There is no time to explain! Bully Buford is right behind me!" Baljeet barged through the gate, pushing Shakespeare Buford in front of the molecular splitter.
"Good bye my love." Shakespeare Buford waved sadly. "I shall miss you. Parting is such sweet sorrow."
"Wow. Buford quotes Shakespeare." Phineas paused. "Cool. Uh, Baljeet, where is the other—"
"You're dead meat loser!" Bully Buford barged through the gate, making a beeline for Baljeet.
"Now Ferb!"
Ferb nodded, pulling a lever on the splitter up. The Bufords zinged back together, leaving a slightly confused Buford standing all by himself.
"Alright, what happened? What am I doin standin here?" He looked around, glaring at Baljeet. "You."
"Buford—"
"What Dinnerbell?"
"Buford, you were split in two by the molecular splitter. One part of you was a bully, the other part of you quoted Shakespeare."
Buford looked at Baljeet. "Is this true?"
"Yes. It is true."
"Wow. Two people being split in one day." Phineas looked at the splitter, scratching his head. "How is that even possible? Our inventions usually only last one day."
"Well, they say nothing lasts forever," stated Ferb.
"Yeah." Phineas picked up the splitter. "Well Ferb, I know what else we're gonna do today. We're going to destroy this splitter ourselves."
"Good idea."
Buford watched them walk off before turning to face Baljeet. "So, I quoted Shakespeare huh?"
"Yes. You were very good at it. It was quite sweet actually."
He smirked. "Well don't tell nobody. I got a reputation after all." He entwined his fingers with Baljeet's.
"Do not worry. I will not tell." The pair walked outside to the street. "Um, Buford?"
"Yeah?"
"Now that we are dating, can you not run me up the flagpole anymore? Heh. Or as often? Because…"
"Deal."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Promise?"
"Buford promise."
Baljeet smiled. "Well, alright. As long as you promise. Do you think we should tell Phineas and Ferb?"
Buford stared at him. "No. They would think we're crazy."
Baljeet laughed. "You are right. They would not believe us anyway."
"Well Ferb, that appears to be the last of it." Phineas tossed the last piece of the splitter into the trash. "I don't know about you, but taking care of two split personalities was enough for one day."
"Agreed."
"There's still one thing I don't understand though. When Candace was split in two, her two personalities were her urge to bust us and her love of Jeremy. With Buford, it almost seemed like he was obsessed with pounding Baljeet, but also…"
"Being romantic with him."
"Yeah, that."
"Well, they say the human heart is a funny thing."
"Yeah…do you think they're dating?" He smiled, then started laughing. Him and his brother stared at each other, both saying the same thing:
"Nah."
