Hi! So I decided to make this a two-shot. I just had to. x3 Ok so this one is the party after Amy died. Ok well READ ON!
Disclaimer~ I don't own any characters from the Sonic series.
WhoeverTheHeckAmy'sMotherIs's POV
RING! RING RING! KJDGFHNBDU FLIPPIN RING.
My ring tone went off once I collapsed on the couch.
I picked it up and said, "H-hallo, Sonic. W-w-w-w-w-w-hat's up with y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you- oh das good."
I pulled a neon pink book from my butt and began writing,
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-what's up with y-y-y-y-y-you?
You're acting like dino po-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
I'm gonna make some stew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew
Made of dino poo and you-u-u-u-u-u-u!
"I'mma finish that later." I said, forcing the slimy poop covered book back into my big butt.
I focused on Sonic again, "So Sonic, bby, what did you need to tell me?" I asked.
"Oh you know, just inviting you to a party." He says.
I tip my head to the side. "What for? DID MAH LITTLY BBY HIT PUBERTY?!"
"NU! NU! NU!" Sonic yelled. "It's a party because... Wait for it..."
I waited for it.
"Amy... Is... DEAD!" He screamed happily.
My smile dropped. "S-she's d-dead?" I whisper.
"YES! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!" Sonic asked loudly.
Soon, my face formes a huge smile. "FINALLY! THAT LITTLE BRAT IS GONE! OH YES! WHEN DAT PARTAY?"
"It's today at 4." He replied.
I smiled widely. "I'll be there," Then I hung up.
... Oh das good.
I pulled the slimy book from my butt again and began writing,
I'll be there
in your hair
at the fair
LIEK A RAT
I AIN'T NO BAT
I'MMA WEAR A HAT
THAT IS FAAAAAAAT!
Stuffing the slimy book back into my butt, I squadaddled over to my closet and took something out to wear.
Sonic's POV
Everyone is SO happy Amy is gone! SHE WAS A FRIGGEN NIGHTMARE! We will always... Not regret PRANKING HER! HA!
I snort like a pig and go up to my room, searching for something to wear.
I picked out something simple.
A whole body suit that looked like a pig.
A friggen pig.
"I'M HEAR!" A voice yelled from downstairs.
Once I got down, I saw Amy's mom standing at the door with a B3 face on.
"What up, Amy's mom!?"
She shrugs. "Eh. Gas prices."
I smiled derpily and rolled fown the stairs, yelling, "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"
WhateverTheHeckAmy'sMom'sNameIs smiled and laughed with me.
Soon enough, the other guests were here.
We were playing a game called pin the knife on the Amy.
"ALMOST THERE!" Knuckles yelled, punching things everywhere.
Then,
"Did you know you can not break things by-" "SHADDAP!" He screamed, eating the robot, swallowing it, digesting it, pooping it out, fly's eating it, fly's pooping it out, then it dissolved into thin air.
Shadow looked at me. "Ewwziez. We be sniffin poopziez." He spluttered as he watched Tails stab Amy right in the head.
"YEAH!" Everyone screamed, charging over to the picture of Amy and ripping it down. "DIEEEEE!" Everyone screamed.
Knock Knock Knock
Er'body went silent.
I walked slowly to the door, taking 50 feet steps at a time.
Once I cracked open the door, I almost jumped out of my pig suit.
"KILL HER!" I screamed, dragging the somehow alive Amy into the room.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Everyone screamed, beginning to beat Amy senseless with forks and spoons.
Someone pulled out her eye on a fork and began nomming on it.
"Om. Nom nom. Nom om." The person said, slobbering all over the eyeball.
Amy just sat there, smiling like an idiot.
"Ow." She said simply.
My eye twitched. "OMNOM HER!"
Er'body began omnoming Amy and ripping her guts out.
Finally, Amy's guts were everywhere and her empty carcass was hanging on my wall like a poster.
"Yay." I said with the duck face.
"Okie er'body! Go bye bye! BRING SOME FREE GUTS WITH YALL!"
I yelled, slapping er'body on thy butt.
Finally, we were at peace.
The Death of Amy Rose, was finally becoming true.
I'm really sorry this was only 700 words. I was only planning it to be a one-shot but I made it a two-shot. This was suppost to be a mini chapter just with the party. I hope you liked it.
PEACE!
~AusllyGirl123
