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Scene 2 – In the Car

Sarah, Kate and Chase are in Sarah's Volkswagen. The hood is open and Reid messes about with the engine.

Sarah starts engine: Cool, you've fixed my car. Thank you!

Reid rolls his eyes and goes away: Yeah, whatever.

Sarah, Kate and that constantly grinning Chase guy drive off.

Reid climbs into the driver's seat of Tyler's hummer: Move over, Baby Boy!

Tyler sulking, nevertheless moves to passenger's seat: Why am I never allowed to drive my own car?

Pogue: Because, firstly, you're 14 and aren't allowed to drive.

Tyler: Hey, I'm almost 18!

All: Yeah, sure.

Tyler pouts: I'm not that young, just cute.

Pogue: Secondly, you like drank half the keg and are completely intoxicated now. (A/N Pogue's right: Don't drink and drive, kids!) And I don't know what pills you took when you left us to join the strange kids performing that musical choreography.

Tyler: But Reid drank the other half!

Reid: Yeah, but I'm not a girl. Alcohol doesn't affect me that much. It's a biological thing.

Tyler: As if you knew about biology! You're always copying my biology homework, that's what you do!

Reid: Because you're such a nerd.

Tyler: Me a nerd? You're the one who spends like whole days in front of the computer and playing these internet role-playing games.

Reid: Ugh, but sometimes you don't mind role playing, either. Am I right, my little wizard?

Tyler blushes crimson: And – and – you always leave your dirty socks on the floor. And your other stuff is always in the way.

Reid: Yeah? And whose boxers are spread all over the room?!

Tyler: Well, mine –

Reid: See?!

Tyler: But you've worn them!!!

Reid: Doesn't matter who has worn what. They're yours. And anyways you've worn them first. Ha!

Tyler: But –

Caleb: STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!!!!

Everyone is silent and stares at Caleb in the backseat.

Tyler whispering to Reid: Is he using his power?

Reid whispering back: I'm not sure. Does he have such a power?

Tyler: Dunno –

Caleb: Oh, shut you two up! – I've just remembered the line I was supposed to have said earlier on.

Everyone stares at him.

Caleb clears his throat: Oh, Reid, why did you do that? Fixing her car. We're not allowed to use our powers mindlessly. The consequences. The responsibility. And stuff. Blah blah.

Reid: Oh, calm down, Caleb! I didn't fix anything. I only stole some replace-with-name-of-some-car-engine-thingy as spare parts for my own Volkswagen.

Tyler: You have a Volkswagen? How come I don't know that?

Reid: There are a few things about me you don't know, hun.

Tyler: Like what?

Reid smirks: Well…

Tyler: Like the thing with you and Caleb at his mom's birthday party – with the horse? I know about THAT!

Caleb: Hey! That wasn't a real horse! And anyways, Aaron was there with him first! I only came afterwards.

Reid: As you usually do…

Pogue: Ahem, excuse me, guys? Sorry to interrupt. Ahem. But instead of quarrelling around, we should have driven off long ago. And now the cops are here.

Everyone gasps.

Reid: Oh, fuck!

Tyler: Hell yeah! Fuck you!

Reid: In your dreams…

There's a tapping at the driver's window. Everyone gasps. A police officer stands next to the car, torch in his hand, gun at his holster. Everyone gasps. Tyler starts weeping.

Reid: I know what we'll do!

Caleb: Oh no! We won't use our powers. It's too dangerous. The consequences. The responsibility. And stuff. Blah blah.

Pogue: Come on, Caleb. It's gonna take all of us.

Caleb rolls his eyes and mumbles his okay.

Reid pulls down the window.

Police officer: You know that it is illegal to –

The police officer looks inside the car.

All Hotties in their sweetest accents and with their hottest smiles, flutter their eyelashes alluringly: Hi, officer!

Police officer starts sweating and drooling: Oh – you – Sorry to have bothered you. – Drive home safely. – Haveaniceday.

The Hotties drive off, laughing.

Reid: Ha ha! Harry Potter can kiss my ass!

Tyler: You so wish for it…

Police officer is in the police car with other police officer.

Police officer 2: Why did you let them go?

Police officer 1, still sweating: Well – they were – they were – so HOT!

Police officer 2: Son of a bitch. –

End of Scene 2


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