Disclaimer: I don't own The Covenant, a Ps3, or any of the Hotties. And though I may claim this later on, I do not own a very special edition of The Covenant. :( Well, at least none that I'll lend you... No copyright infringement is intended.
Scene 3 – Goodnights.
In the Dorm
Chase, Kate and Sarah walking along a dark empty corridor in the dorm.
Chase: Seems like we're the last ones in.
Sarah: Oh, are you criticizing my driving again?! Did I drive too slow or what?! Next time you'll walk, bitch!!
Kate pointing at a door: Well, this is us. – But could be yours as well, anytime. winks
After some awkward moments of silence:
Chase shrieks: Eeeeeeehhhh!!! On your shoulder! A gigantic spider! Ewww! starts hitting at spider on Kate's shoulder.
Kate: Ouch! but smiling while wincing in pain: Oh, I hate spiders! Thanks for saving me!
Chase tramples hysterically on the floor: Die, spider, die! Yuck.
Sarah: Oh, that's what I call chivalry: Killing an innocent little creature.
Kate: Oh, thank you, thank you so much, Chase. How can I ever repay that?
Chase still trampling on the little spider, looks up: Huh?
Kate: We're gonna go into town tomorrow for some things. Do you need to pick up some stuff?
Chase: Sure. – Is Caleb coming, too?
Sarah rolls her eyes: Goodnight. Now. opens door.
Chase: Night. leaves.
Kate drools: He's hot, huh?
Sarah rolls her eyes, whispering to herself: He won't have Caleb. I'm the real new kid in this movie… Caleb's mine…
Exterior of a Grand Spooky Mansion
Calebgets off of Pogue'sbike.
Caleb: Thanks for the ride.
Pogue: All right. Take it easy.
– STOP! –
Why did Pogue give Caleb a lift when all four of them have been in Tyler's hummer in the previous scene? How come that it's only Pogue and Caleb on the bike now? What the hell happened in between? I think I found the deleted scene on my very special edition of The Hotties, erm, The Covenant, I mean. Here it comes:
In Tyler's Car
Caleb: Hey, Reid! Why are you turning here? My house lies in the other direction!
Reid with his famous smirk: Oh, I know. I'm heading for the dorms directly. Just got a nice idea for some role-playing…
Tyler: Aww. You wanna play computer games again?
Reid: No, hun. That other role-playing…
Tyler: Huh? – Oh. blushes. But I wanna be the cop.
Reid: No chance, Baby Boy. Oh, yes he's smirking again.
They reach the dorm. Reid and Tyler leave the car at once, leaving Pogue and Caleb alone. After some minutes of silence.
Caleb clears his throat: Just the two of us left, eh? Maybe, if you want to, we could, well…
Pogue: You want me to give you a ride –
Caleb: Oh, YES!
Pogue: – My bike's just over there.
Caleb: Of course… Your bike…
Pogue: Kay. Then let's go.
Caleb: Hmm…
Pogue: What?
Caleb: Nothing.
Pogue: What nothing? Caleb, tell me. I'm your best friend.
Caleb: Well, maybe, I thought, we could hold hands while we're going there…?
Pogue: Sure. I guess that's what best buddies do.
And he knots his fingers through those of a sighing Caleb…
Okay, no wonder that they deleted that scene. But well I'm all in for the romantic stuff. (sighs)
Exterior of a Grand Spooky Mansion, again:
Caleb gets off of Pogue'sbike.
Caleb: Thanks for the ride.
Pogue: All right. Take it easy.
Caleb: I'll see you later.
Pogue: Call me in the morning.
Caleb: In the morning? Later could also mean later tonight…
Pogue: See ya. rides off with his bike.
Caleb:Yeah… walks towards mansion.
A/N Whoa, how come Pogue is kinda straight in my story? Now I have to change the pairings list in my first chapter. Yet, I leave it that way for now; you'll never know what happens next…
Interior of a Grand Spooky Mansion
Caleb tries to sneak past an elderly chain-smoking something dressed in a white nightgown and something that looks like one of those wild cats that are about to be extinct. One of which addresses him:
Caleb's Mom: You're home early.
Caleb: It's after midnight, Mother. What are you still doing up? Shouldn't you be in your room banging some of my schoolmates?
Caleb's Mom: Caleb! How dare you talk to your mother like that! – Besides, they are so seductive. – Anyways, you never bring any of your friends home lately.
Caleb: No, not after that incident with Aaron.
Caleb's Mom: Are you ashamed of me?
Caleb: Hell, yeah! You're an alcohol addict who once tried to seduce poor little Tyler!
Caleb's Mom: Why do you keep telling everyone that I have an alcohol problem?!
Caleb: Because you have! – Like, what's that in your hand?
Caleb's Mom: Jeez! It's only water.
Caleb: Sure…
Caleb's Mom: Wanna try?
Caleb: And now you're trying to get your own son sloshed? That's so illegal in many ways.
Caleb's Mom: It's only water! Damn you, Caleb! – If you do hate me so much, why do you still live in my house?
Caleb: Let's see. Because I love you deep down in my heart? – As if! – I can tell you: king size bed, plasma T.V., Ps3, Wii, room maid, butler, marble bathtub, wardrobe bigger than any dorm room…
Caleb's Mom: You are so like your father. God. You look so much like him in this light. You know, he was a year younger than you when we met. Did I ever tell you that?
Caleb yawns: Yeah. You've told me. Now let me get to bed.
Caleb's Mom: I'm so afraid I'll lose you like I did him.
Caleb: How many times do I need to tell you that I'm not him?
Caleb's Mom: That's the same thing he said about his father.
Caleb: But I'm not like him! Or do you think I'll marry a stupidinsert-very-very-rude-word-you-wouldn't-call-your-own-mother, somehow get that bitch pregnant and then dump her for my high school sweetheart with whom I'm now living together in a creepy old barn? – I won't.
Caleb's Mom: So handsome. He was the most beautiful man I'd ever seen. God. You look so much like him in this light. So handsome.
Caleb: Seriously, Mother. Stop giving me that looks or I'll call the child welfare.
End of scene.
A/N Oh, I know I'm evil. Yet I simply couldn't resist playing around with the quotes… Sorry. I hope you get that it's only a parody. No harm intended. Oh, and I don't mind getting reviews…
