I'm sorry for the long absent life mugged me with another taco and decided it would be a great idea for my computer to fry itself! Still posting from my phone I will have to edit with my story with my moms computer ;'(
New chapter everyone hopefully my writing has improved fingers crossed.
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In a multiverse.?
Sitting in a rolling chair was blonde man lazily using his foot to spin himself while staring at the ceiling with a blank expression on his face. taking a deep drag of ciggarate he closed his eyes.
"Damn it shikamaru you just had to get me Into smoking didn't you?" He said quietly to an empty room.
'Kit could you stop smoking I'm tired of having to heal your damn lungs every time you inhale that cancer stick.' Groaned a giant nine-tailed fox.
"Maybe if you don't bitch so much I may consider it..."he Retorted
"Naruto! I'm serious here, what do even see in that thing! you can't even be affect by it because of me!" The Man now know as Naruto slowly stopped his chair without saying a word. got up and walked to the trash bin. He let go of the ciggarate and let it fall in.
He simply stared at bin…it was smoking…
Naruto gingerly went over to the coat rack by the door. He grabbed a lab coat that hanged to the back of his knees. Naruto not wasting any time simply put it on and walked out the door without so much as looking back leaving a slowly spreading flame that jump from bin onto the desk, Slowly but surely consuming the apartment in its maw of orange flames.
Naruto just calmly walk down the stairs, whistling a jaunty tune.
"Uh…kit? You do know you just burned down your apartment?"
"Yeah"
"Why the hell would you do that-"
"Let me stop you there an let me clarify I don't care"
Kyuubi just banged his head against his cage. "Why in the nine levels of hell are you thinking in that insane disease ridden pile of crap you call a brain!" He was about to say more till he was interrupted by a cheery voice.
"Well since you ask so nicely I tell you!(:D) we are going to travel to Kentucky were girls are very lucky while being very plucky" there was a pause " and because I'm bored" Naruto finished. Kurama didn't even know what hell was a Kentucky but he knew one thing…he wanted it to burn.
"I give up!" He yelled "I'm done. I could handle when you were just some mad scientist but when you discovered the secrets of the universe you became even more insane then Shukaku! I don't know how that's even possible!"he just slumped to the floor and cried silently.
Naruto didn't answer. He simply snapped his fingers and Waited for a few seconds.
(CRACK)
Swirling vortex appeared right in front of the blonde scientist who simply had a grin of a madman plastered on his face.
"Have I ever told you how much I hate you…"
"Ahh love you too cuddles" and with that Naruto walk through.
Let's go back to Hawaii
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"Yes it's secure" Naruto said giving great big grin of victory. He managed to finnally replace the window he broke on his first day.
Quickly sealing his tools into the hidden seal on his chest under his fur. It was a big surprise that every thing that was on or sealed into Naruto in his old world went to a seal under his furry bicep. Good thing too because that's how he was able to give Lilo her scythe. Later he wrote seals on them to hide their equipment with ease; it was more difficult for stitch and himself to write the seals on because they needed to shave the area then force the their fur to grow over the seal.
"Yo bro! Sis! I told you I would replace the window."
Two walked into the living room looked to the back wall to find window repaired. Lilo gave a small smile "glad you kept your word"
"Yeah, I'm awesome you ca-" Naruto was interrupted in the middle of his gloating with the sound Of the new window shattering and foot to the face.
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Screamed the assailant. Naruto was sent right to the floor clutching his face moaning in pain. Fortunately since he was an experiment meant that he didn't break any bones but that didn't mean he didn't feel it.
Lilo and stitch were still in shock someone just kicked Naruto in the face and screamed at the top of their lungs. Who was now just standing there in a hideous green jumpsuit but , if that wasn't strange enough he had a lab coat and *shudders* catapilars for eyebrows. Said man was now giving a good guy pose.
"Naruto-kun I'm glad you didn't die on impact but what better way to get your attention then a youthful entry!" Yelled the man. Obviously didn't catch how gay or pedofilic that sounded.
Naruto managed to get himself up and glared at Might guy. "What the fuck guy! Why did you kick me?!" Ignoring the fact they were in another world and the matter of how guy got here.
His face changed from exuberant to deadpan
"I'm not guy I just thought that you feel more comfortable meeting me with this form." Changing from yelling to bored. He was picking his ear with his pinky in a non guy like manner.
"what in the world would make you think that mega brows would be comforting!…" Naruto pauses for a bit to let his mind catch up. "Wait who the fuck are you?" Naruto asked. Lilo and stitch simply unsealed a Kunai and chakra cannon respectably. There hands hovering over there weapon of choice, this didn't go unnoticed by the intruder an he simply chuckled.
"Mah mah it's me…" putting his hands together in a ram seal "release" and with a puff of smoke the henge dropped to reveal "Naruto!" The intruder said grin on his face full of glee. "Now let me tell you the story of how I meet your mother...wait that's not right..."
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Naruto jumped out of the wormhole into a giant room that look like a giant palace. There was a sign on the wall that says 'the universe hub'. Under the sign was a terminal.
"Well the universe is pretty organized And look here it has all the other me's listed in vivid details." Naruto said with his foxy grin.
Kurama just groaned "great there are more of you."
"Shut up you hoe"
"I'm not a Ho"
"I never said your a Ho. You'd be a disgrace to Hos every were"
"WHAT I would be the best Ho you ever see."
"Ha! You just admitted you are a Ho! (XD)"
"Wait! What-!"
"Bwhahahahahahahaha!"
"Kill me…please…"
Their banter went on for a few more minutes before Naruto started to ignore him.
"Listen to me when I yell at you!"
"Hey look its says one of the Naruto's are an anomaly. Yeah let's go see him"
"Argh, might as well, I mean… since were here." Said Kurama
"Great! Lookie here a portal button"
"How Convenient" Kurama drawled.
(Crack)
"Alons-y!"
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Naruto jump out the other side. He took a big look around to find a large forested area and a path that lead to a house that looked pretty nice it has a sky light now that's fancy.
Naruto decided to head to the house after he sensed the other Naruto by using sage mode for half a second. Jumping up to the porch what he saw peaked his coruiosty. Interesting the other Naruto look like a bi-pedal dog-fox, he seemed to be gloating at being able to put a new window up.
"Like that's an accomplishment get back to me when you developed a cure for every disease known to man." Scoffed mad scientist Naruto.
Then he got a devious idea.…
...
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"
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This has been done for awhile but I do apologize I couldn't find the time to update with school and all.
I bet didn't see another Naruto with universe bending powers and a male kyuubi ^-^! And if you did well screw you.
He will be mad scientist insane and with universe powers I plan for humor and Lola everywhere!
Plz review and follow please :3
-gets kicked in the nuts and gets run over-
