LOCKER ROOM SCENE LOCKER ROOM SCENE LOCKER ROOM SCENE (happy squeal)

Oh, I hope I will prove myself worthy of this awe-inspiring classic scene of cinematic history.

Disclaimer: This is just a parody. The references to actual persons are only a satiric device. – I don't own The Covenant. – Yet, I do own an exact replica of that shower and locker room in my grand mansion (in my own version of reality that is). You'll never know when you may need it. – Oh, do you remember chapter 1 where I said I don't own a Volkswagen? Guess what: I got one now!!! )


The Making of The Locker Room Scene (only found on the super special edition bonus DVD including lots of deleted scenes and hot bonus footage)

Director and cast assembled, on the set, next to pool.

Renny: Okay, now this scene is really a vital part of the film.

Steven: So this is the scene where we're doing the swim competition, right?

Chace: What? Are we supposed to swim? Hey, I'm not doing any stunts! I told you.

Renny: No, not an actual swim scene.

Steven: If we aren't going to swim, why are we wearing these? points at their tiny speedos.

Renny: Believe me. It's really important for the story.

Taylor straightening up, grinning: Oh, I don't mind.

Steven looking at Taylor's super hot body, crossing his harms in front of his chest, feeling kind of awkward.

Renny: Okay, now listen. The scene starts like this: Caleb and Pogue walk in, stroll along the pool, then come to Reid and Tyler who are waiting over here. Then Tyler asks Caleb about the provost.

Chace: Wait? I do actually get another line? Wohoo! Yay for me! coughs. I so have to call my agent. I need to get better roles.

Renny: Yes, yes. – Okay they talk a bit about the fight and stuff, just some pretext for Pogue touching Reid's face –

Taylor and Toby both raise their eyebrows and glare at Renny

Steven chuckles.

Taylor to Steven: Oh, now you're laughing. I bet you haven't read the scene where you and Chase are making out… grins.

Steven shocked, leaves through the script: What?

Chace: What?! What the f-? – I so need to get a new agent.

Renny: Okay, then they go into the shower.

Steven: Wait. That was it? Excuse me if I missed anything. But why are we dressed like this pointing at his speedos – if we're only talking about the provost and the fight? Am I missing anything?

Renny: I told you. This is a very vital scene. It illustrates their characters, each individually.

Taylor chuckles: And their physique.

Steven looks at Taylor, feeling still kind of self-conscious next to that perfect muscular body of Taylor's. whispers: I so want his personal trainer.

Renny: Okay, Steven, don't worry. In the next scene you don't have to wear those swimming trunks anymore. And as the next scene takes place in the shower room, it makes the film only more realistic if you wear nothing at all….

Steven: WHAT?

Chace: WHAT?! – I so have to fire that damn agent!

Taylor: WHAT?!

Tobygrins: Oh, sounds cool.

Steven, Chace, Taylor glare at Toby.

Toby shrugs: What? I'm British and I don't mind showing my cute arse in public…

Renny: Okay, then it's Reid's butt. thinking aloud Oh I have to talk to Pierre. We need some nice shots of that…

Chace: Okay, if we're not actually having a shower in this scene, what are we supposed to be doing then?

Renny: Oh, you just stand at your locker – shirtless.

Chace: So I'm getting dressed?

Renny: Um, no. – It's really important that you just stand there – shirtless – at your locker.

Chace looks at the script in his hands, mumbling: What kind of movie is this? – Do I at least get some dialogue?

Renny: Yes, yes. You're a very vital part of the drama of this scene – of the action.

Toby: Haha! Getting your arse smacked!

Chace: What? looks at the script, then at Renny: Um, am I gay in this movie?

Renny: Okay. Then we have a little fight between Aaron and Chase.

Chace: Huh? What? I get a real action scene? Um, I thought I told you. I won't do any stunts.

Renny: Eh, I meant Sebastian.

Sebastian turns round, he's been looking at all the girls in swimsuits on the set: Yes, that's me. – Just wait a second. I'm not actually in the scene at the pool but only in the locker room? Then why the hell am I wearing these?! points at his speedos.

Renny: Oh, it's just so that you get the feeling. I mean for the character. He's a swimmer. You know. And the next scene will be only more credible.

Steven nods: Makes sense.

Sebastian: What?

Renny: Okay, then. Sebastian, you have this argument with Kyle.

Toby: About his penis! chuckles

Chace: What kind of movie is this?

Renny: And then you fight. Oh, and remember Chase enjoys fighting. A lot. If you know what I mean.

Sebastian: Okay, just for the records. You want me to make him look kinda gay? I mean I'm cool with that.

Renny: Oh, no, of course not. whispers to Sebastian: Yes! – to all: Okay, and then after Chase punches Aaron in the ribs –

Kyle: Sorry, Renny. Just a question. Here it says pointing at the script "Aaron stands at the locker." Um, what am I actually supposed to be doing the whole time?

Renny: Just stand there and look into your locker. When Chase walks past, you-

Chace: What? Me? I got some more dialogue?

Renny: When Sebastian walks past and gives you that look, you say your line.

Toby: "What you're looking at, fag?" Ha! Love that dialogue! Can I have Chase's line?

Chace: Hey! I only got about 30 words in this darn movie and now you wanna steal my line?

Toby rolls his eyes: Sebastian's line I meant.

Kyle: So when we're fighting and I only got a towel on… I mean can't I wear pants? I mean, if the towel…

Renny: Oh, don't worry. We'll cut that out. – to himself: And put it on the very special DVD edition. – And then Caleb and Chase shake hands. You know they're very close friends now. So it's important that their handshake lasts quite long, you know.

Chace: Um, you're talking about Sebastian again, right? So where am I then?

Renny: Okay, you can just stand there in the background and watch them, if you're that eager to be in the shot.

Chace: Sounds cool. Shirtless, right? – I'll have to do some sit-ups now.

Steven: Um, may I wear a shirt then?

Renny: Okay, okay. Though, it mustn't be buttoned up yet. Because it's important for the character, you know. – And Pogue watches them as well. He looks kind of jealous. You know, Caleb is his best friend.

Taylor: Kay. I can do that. I mean, as long as it doesn't look like I'm gay...

Renny: Of course not. Besides you don't have to wear a shirt.

Taylorgrins: Aw, and I could wear very low cut pants too.

Steven hisses: Vain bastard. – to himself: I so need his personal trainer.

Sebastian to himself: I so need to see this movie as a chance to prove my great acting skills.

Taylor to himself: I'm so much hotter than all of them.

Toby to himself: I so want to have that line: "That thing between your legs…"

Chace to himself: I so need to get bigger roles.

Kyle to himself: I so still don't know what I'm supposed to do at that locker.

Renny to himself: I so enjoy working with young talented – gullible actors.

Renny aloud: Okay, then. Let's get started.


Disclaimer: This wasn't the actual making of. – In reality it was like this:

Renny: Okay. Thanks. We're done for today. Guys, if you want to, you can take a shower now and get changed. whispering to his filming crew: Have you placed all the hidden cameras in the showers and locker room? Whatever is going to happen there, we have to get it on film and use it for the movie.

A/N So this was just the behind the scenes version. Next chappie is going to be the actual movie scene. Yay!