Levi was an insane drunkard. He was definitely drinking something, he was on something, and he was crazy. Eren couldn't stop thinking about that. Like what would he tell Mikasa? What about the others? What would they think?

Oh yeah, Levi was on some kind of drug and decided to jump him in the bedroom. Eren could still taste the bitterness from Levi's mouth. He licked his lips. And now he was carrying the Corporal where he announced the most absurd thing.

There was some clapping.

"I am not his wife," Eren said, as if it needed saying. He was a guy, not a chick. Then he turned to Levi. He was so out of it today. Eren shook his head. "I'm going to eat, you should let go and sit down…" he suggested.

Levi looked up at him, glaring. Then he let go and walked over to where Jean sat and began picking at the bread in front of him. Eren didn't know what to do then so he sat down opposite Levi next to Armin. Everyone calmed down a bit.

"Are you okay, Eren?" Armin asked. Such a nice guy. Eren nodded once, slowly, somewhat unsure. Then Eren felt Sasha shuffle over. He stiffened. She leaned in to his ear and whispered.

"Did he really kiss you?"

Eren jumped away. "No!" he exclaimed loudly. God damn, dammit, damn, damn, damn. She saw. Eren got up and stalked away, face red in anger and embarrassment. No way could he just sit there and eat normally after that.

Levi was drunk. Stupid Corporal. Then there was a loud thud.

Eren spun around.

Everyone went silent. A bird passed by chirping.

Corporal was lying on the ground, unconscious. Eren watched as everyone immediately surrounded the passed out Levi. Eren stood still. He knew Levi was okay. Eren took advantage of the situation to run away Scott free.

He was confused and angry and he had no time to sit around worrying about the moronic drunkard. Eren wiped his lips walked away from the scene. God damn Levi.