"So tell me," the Doctor said, "Where would you like to go?" The Doctor spun around and placed his hands on the TARDIS, and at that moment, the TARDIS revved up.

The TARDIS shook violently, throwing the four of them around, making them grab on to poles and handles to keep their balance.

"What's happening?" demanded Sherlock, as he failed to steady himself by grabbing on to a handle.

"It does this sometimes!" explained the Doctor, "Let's just see where it takes us!"

"Wha-What did you say? You mean you do not know where your machine is bringing us? How does this work?" asked John, panicking.

"Don't worry, it'll all be fine, it's a time machine, in simple terms. We can get you back for tea." Clara assured them.

"A time machine?" Sherlock repeated, "Who on earth are you?"

"It's complicated!" the Doctor said.

The TARDIS wheezed as it came to a halt, and the four of them found their balance again.

"Upon arriving at the café, I have managed to deduce each and every single person's plans for the day. I know the waitress in charge of the tables at the end had a relationship end approximately three days ago. I know the cashier is in debt. I know the business man who sat by the window had 2 cats, two children, a wife and girlfriends. You two, however, make no logical sense. Not with your dressing or behaviour. You sparked my interest, which was remarkably easy considering I've not had a case since yesterday, yet the more I spend time with you the more I am confused." Sherlock said in a flurry.

The quick-witted Clara wasted no time in answering the Doctor: "The Doctor's a Time Lord which is a species from Gallifrey and he's the last one. We're in the TARDIS, his ship with feelings and thoughts. I'm a human girl who is consistently confused about how time works and I'm very pleased to meet you and Watson."

"Huh. Right. Yeah. I have to drink a bit of alcohol before I head to bed next time" said John.

"Enough chatter now, let's see where we've landed!" the Doctor exclaimed, walking to the door and snapping his fingers to open the doors.

Outside was a beach, with clear waters and no one in sight. The waves crashed against the shore as the Doctor started to worry. "It can't be" He whispered.

The Doctor rushed past the others who had just come out of the TARDIS to check the TARDIS computer screen.

It read:

THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

"Where are we?" Clara asked, "And when?"

"We," the Doctor said as he stepped out of the TARDIS, "are in the Bermuda Triangle,on the 3rd of February, 1963."

Sherlock gathered what he heard and assembled his thoughts. "Why?" he asked.

"Ah! Normally people take more than 10 minutes to digest the fact I'm an alien and we've just gone back in time but then again you are Sherlock Holmes!" the Doctor said.

"You haven't answered my question" pressed Sherlock.

"Strawberry toothpaste and lima beans."

"What?"

"Wait what was your question again?"

"Why are we in the Bermuda Triangle on the 3rd of February 1963? And where is the Bermuda Triangle?"

"Oh surely you have heard of the Bermuda Triangle!" John said to Sherlock.

"Is it important?" asked Sherlock.

"It's one of the great mysteries of the world- of course it's important! Just like the fact the Earth revolves around the Sun!" John argued.

"Well then you have just affirmed for me that it is indeed unimportant to me" Sherlock said, putting emphasis on the last two syllables of his reply. He looked around. "Although it is more so now" he admitted.

The Doctor and Clara watched in wonder as they heard the brief exchange between their beloved characters.

"Well then!" shouted the Doctor, "Let's find out why we're here!"