Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera. I'll get over it. Also, I hate to disappoint, but I'm not really Erik. Shocking, yes, but no. I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill teenage phan girl.

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Dear Erik,

I have said on many occasions, "Beware the fangirls!" This applying to, not
only the "phangirls" but all other girls who are fans. They are seriously
dangerous and not to by toyed with. So, that said, have you ever been mobbed
by a group of said psychos?

Respectfully,

the Semi-sane Voice of What-Might-Be-Called-Reason-On-Occasion
Amongst the Phangirls,

Saloma-Kiwi

Dear Saloma,

I must say, I am very rarely been mobbed by phan girls. Generally I do a superb job of hiding, but there is the occasional attack… The most recent one, however, should have taught them to stay away… Far away.

-Erik

Dear Erik,
I have a claimed seat on the school bus. It is the thrid seat on the driver's
side in case anyone was wondering. Anyhoo... the afternoon kids are fairly
good at keeping away from my seat, but the morning people... now the morning
people need a wake up call and they need to STAY AWAY FROM MY SEAT!
Any suggestions in what I should do to make the middle schoolers learn
whose seat it is?
-Basket-

Dear Basket,

Perhaps you should try my method. Start with polite notes, and, when that doesn't work, casualties usually seem to get the point across. Unless, of course, you're dealing with idiot managers…

-Erik

Dear Erik,

I'm in orchestra, and I would have to ask what you think of Viola players,
such as myself. Scratches head Our judge for sight reading my first music
fest said we would be fighting for the rest of our lives. D: And since you're
a musical genius, is this true? God Bless.

-The Cure

Dear Cure,

As a violinist, phantomphan is having a hard time refraining from spouting out viola jokes. I, however, have a deep love for all musical instruments. The viola is no exception. And fight for your lives you shall, as phantomphan has clearly demonstrated. But I have faith that you'll pull through.

-Erik

Dear Erik

I do love you and I feel horrible for you when Christine left. But as you
look back do you ever think you were a little Christine?

Your Obedient Servant,

POP

Dear POP,

Thank you for your kind words. Looking back, I think I could have backed off a bit, but the past is the past, and there's nothing I can do to change it… Until the time machine is completed, anyway…

-Erik