Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera. I'll get over it. Also, I hate to disappoint, but I'm not really Erik. Shocking, yes, but no. I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill teenage phan girl.
Ask Erik
Ask Erik anything, from relationship questions to what he thinks you should make for dinner. All questions will be subject to publication. Submit your questions via review, PM, or email (in my profile). All (pen)names and emails are guaranteed confidential granted you provide an alternate name.
Dear Erik,
I am an
aspiring performer. I most definately love both the stage and
my
flute. I am already into depth with my flute, but I also want
to start
performing, I don't have enough time for both, so which
one would you choose?
A Wondering Musician
Dear Musician,
I really can't answer that for you. My only advice would be to try acting, and if you find that you enjoy it more, go for it. But if playing the flute is still your preference, go with that.
Good luck!
-Erik
My dearest and most beloved opera ghost Erik,
First off, i would
like to say that im a huge phan of yours and i do love
you. My
life revolves around you...might i also add that i also adore
your
pants in past the point of no return (but for my own ish
).Any ways...I was
just wondering what is the quickest way to make
a punjab lasso? Can you make
one using any thing, not just cat
gut? Your the only person i knew that i
could ask and get an
resonable answer from. After all, you are the master of
all
punjabs. I can't wait for your responce.
With the most
undying and sincere love,
Phantom Phan: pirate-of-the-opera
Dear pirate,
The fastest way to make a Punjab is to practice. As for how to make one, I have no idea. I've been making them the same way for as long as I can remember: with, as you said, cat guts.
-Erik
Dear Darling Erik,
Allow me to
start off with a big "I love you". Now that that's
out of the
way, and I'm able to hold back my phangirlishly
tendencies, I'm going to ask
my question:
I am a Mary
Sue. I have blonde hair, bug-like (hahaha Emmy Rossum)
blue
eyes, milky-white skin, really smart, great at art, acting,
and singing (my
choir director has me fill in in tenor, alto, and
soprano whereever I'm needed
for the day), and I even attract
ANIMALS for Gawd's sake. and of course, I'm
writing a
phanphic where I'm entering myself into your story. (Sorry-had
to
do it!) What can I do to...well, not be so darned
Sue-ish?!
Faithfully and Lovingly Yours,
Aminta Kristine
Dear Kristine,
I don't know how on Earth to make yourself less of a Mary-Sue. If I suggested anything, I would say either leave out the whole animal thing or try to make it a comedy.
-Erik
Dear Erik,
I am
a writing major in college and I desperatly want to be a magician.
My
mom, however, says, "NO!" Seeing as you know
everything there is about the
performing arts, what do you say?
- mrmistoffelees
Dear mrmistoffelees,
Either hypnotize her so she will allow it, or sit her down and talk with her reasonably, explaining that magic gives you greater joy than anything.
If she still refuses to see your side, finish college and then being studying to be a magician. That way, if being a magician does fail, which I certainly hope it does not, you'll have a fall-back.
Best of luck!
-Erik
Advice for Wanderingteen:
a)kick the offenders repeatedly in the shins until they move
b) bring something
VERY HEAVY to school and threaten to beat them over the
heads
repeatedly. If they do not move, raise it high above your head as
though
preparing to bring it down upon their annoying little
skulls. If they still do
not listen, put it away and resort to
option (a)
c) learn to cuss in another language
d)learn an insanely
annoying song and repeatedly sing it off-key while doing
option
(a)
e)tell the principal
f) preform options (b) and (d) together
g) bring a squirt
gun to school and shoot them with it until they move.
refill when
neccessary.
h) all of the above
greatest luck with the midgets,
JS
A/N: I think I've caught up. However, if you have submitted a letter and not received a response, please let me know so I can take care of it. Thanks!
Also, wish me luck on my biology test Wednesday, which I should be studying for instead of writing right now.
