A/N: Ok this has a blog post, chat and mini story... Well Hope you enjoy next chapter is Emmett and Alice's plan and Edward's plan to get the mutiny. BTW they are makin the house happy not planning against Edward. Well Enjoy!!! OO and review plzzz well thats it!!


Jacob's blog post.


------12:09pm------

Nessie just came over and I didn't know she was grounded. I was having daydreams about her as usual. I love that girl I really do. Well I will be back lata luv you guys.

PS---

Oh and to Embry and Quil It is not poke Jacob with a stick day and keep your hands off my Doritos.

Jacob-luvs-Nessie


Emmett's blog post.

-----12:35pm-----

Oh my god! My best bud is missing and little ness is crying. Is nothing in this world safe anymore? Edward just got in the house with a smile of satisfaction. I swear I had nothing to do with my best bud missing. T_T I could never do something like that to him.

Emmett-is-amazing


Bella's blog post.

-------1:05pm------

Edward is missing again! He left he said he had some business to handle and that he would be back soon. I have no clue what he is up to. My daughter is crying because her best friend is missing. I just hope Edward had nothing to do with this. I swear if Edward had something to do with the disappearance of my daughter's best friend he gets no sex for the next month. I know how much Edward loves to fuck me.

Bella-got-it-going-on.


Alice's blog post.

-----1:55pm------

I keep on having clear visions. Oh my god!!! They have the most fabulous shoes in my favorite boutique in Paris. Yay! I am getting those shoes! Yay me! [Claps hands] maybe I can get Nessie a new pair of shoes and she won't be so upset! Oh brain storm. I have to go shopping!

Alice-is-a-shopaholic.


Edward approached the edge of the clearing about to jump the small river to the main house. He was upset with himself for killing his daughter's stuffed puppy that Jacob got for her a week after she was born. Edward sighed and approached the house. How was he going to tell his daughter he was sorry, that it wasn't really his fault? Jacob had thrown the stuffed animal at him when he was trying to dodge the hits. If anyone is to blame it is Jacob for the destruction of the poor innocent stuffed animal. For crying out loud it is only a stuffed animal. When Edward made it to the house there were three wolves in his backyard plotting something.

You get Emmett Quil, I get Jasper and Blondie, Seth you get Alice and Edward- Embry.

I walked over to the wolves and cleared my throat. They all seemed to be startled at my appearance so I made it clear to them that this wasn't what they thought. They all thought that i killed Jacob Black, which I did not the punk ran with his tail between his legs as far as I chases him to the Canadian Border.

"Just to let you guys know I did not kill Jacob Black, even though I want to kill him. How about we have a proposal? Alice and Emmett are plotting something against me and I will compensate you greatly by taking you guys to the all you can eat buffet." They all nodded in agreement. Ah wolves they are so easy to use.

So I was going to use the wolves to stop the mutiny between Alice and Emmett. Those two shall learn not to mess with Edward Cullen. [Laughs evilly]

Vampire Chat room

Bella signed on

Esme signed on

Jasper signed on

Bella: oh hey guys have anyone seen Edward because I am going to kill him.

Jasper: No I thought he was back by now; he probably killed Jacob and is hiding the body right now. LOL. :-)

Esme: Oh Jasper don't say that Nessie would be very upset if that were true.

Bella: For Edward's sake that better not be true. I love that man, but if he hurt our Daughter I will quarantine his ass.

Jasper: Now that's kinda harsh now don't you think Bella?

Bella: No I don't I love Nessie so much she is my only child and I will protect her even if it means Edward being depressed for two weeks.

Esme: I think Bella has a point.

Bella: Thank you Esme. :-)

Rosalie signed on

Rosalie: Has anyone seen Emmett?

Jasper: He went somewhere with Alice which I find strange. I thought Alice Loved me to include me in her plans T-T

Bella: that is strange since when does Alice hang out with Emmett?

Esme: Real strange, well I am going to go check on Nessie.

Esme Signed off

Bella: Well that must mean Emmett is up for one of his adventures. [Sighs]

Rosalie: that means I need to go find him to stop him. [Double sighs]

Jasper: I will go with you.

Rosalie: Ok let's go

Rosalie signed off

Jasper signed off

Bella: Again I am left all alone. T-T

Jacob signed on

Bella: Jake you're alive!!

Jacob: Barely your psychotic husband chased me to Canada. The only thing that saved me was throwing the stuffed animal I gave to Nessie when she was a baby.

Bella: I think you should talk to her she thinks Edward killed you, we all thought she was crying because of the stuffed animal but I know it was because of youshe was crying.

Jacob: I will text her or tell her to sign on and I will tell her through video chat. I don't think I have the guts to go to the house right now not until Edward cools down.

Bella: Ok Jake have it your way. Well I have to go see ya later.

Bella signed off

Jacob: Again I am alone T-T