A/N: I know it's been four years since I updated this fic. I will say sorry. And this chapter was literally sitting there for four years. I decided to finish it up and post it. I got all old files from my old computer coming across this one, the nostalgia. Well I hope you enjoy. Review and subscribe, let me know if you still want more of this story and I will try to accommodate to the best of my ability.

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Emmett

Emmett began going through the aisle of the hardware store picking up pieces of wood so he could create his stage. Alice had gone next door to the fabric store so she could design the decorations for the stage. Emmett thought to himself as he walked down the aisle where they had the power tools. He remembered his last adventure that included power tools. He remembers having had Jacob stuck to one of the walls when they were remodeling Renesmee's old room to make it more spacious.

Emmett couldn't help but let out a cackle. That was a fun fun day.

Power tools, need to find the power tools. Emmett said as he pushed the cart through the store.

Oh I know let me log into my phone and ask my followers on twitter to so what shall be the items to be chosen.

Emmett quickly sent pictures onto his twitter in hopes he would get responses. Emmett was quite popular on twitter.

Which one would you consider the most awesome?

Take the vote.

-Picture one is of Emmett holding hose- Who knows why he thinks that's an awesome item.

-Picture two is of Emmett holding an orange construction cone- We could only start to fathom what he really feels about the cone.

-Picture three is of him holding up a DIY birdhouse kit.- That one just blew my mind.

Poll Results-

=3.9m orange construction cone.=

=2.5m hose=

=5.6m DIY Birdhouse kit.=

It seemed like the people of twitter who are following Emmett have chosen there winner.

Who knew Emmett had so many followers on Twitter.

Emmett happily smiled as he went to pay for the items.

This was once again going to be one of his crazy adventures once again.


Rosalie signed on

Bella signed on

Jasper signed on

Rosalie: Any luck finding Emmett or Alice?

Bella: Nope

Jasper: None yet T.T

Bella: Do you guys hear that?

Jasper: Hear what?

Rosalie: Yea I hear it.

Bella signed off

Rosalie signed off

Jasper: The women in our family have a bad tendency to leave the men by themselves.

Jacob: Who you telling.

Jasper: Wha? Ghost!

Jasper signed off

Jacob: Again I am left alone. T.T


"Emmett it looks amazing!" Alice congratulated Emmett on the splendid job he did of building an exact replica of the DIY birdhouse he found at the hardware store.

He made a human size one, well in this case a vampire/ werewolf sized one.

"Surely this thing got pimped yo!" Emmett said trying to formulate a gangster west coast accent.

"Lose the accent and this is great. Hurry put the sheet over it. Someone is coming." Alice said hurriedly.

Emmett did as he was told and in came Rosalie, Bella, and weeping Jasper.

"Alice!" he said trying to stifle his tears.

Alice just gave him a smile and a pat on the back. "There, There I am fine."

"What's under the sheet, Bear cub?" Rosalie said sarcastically towards the end.

"Yea what is under the sheet Bear cub?" Bella added.

"A surprise!" Emmett said with sparkling eyes. "Now Shoo! It's almost time."

"You're right it is. No time to waste." Alice said as she began to usher the girls away. "The costumes are waiting."

"Costumes?" Rosalie and Bella said in unison equally confused.

"Yes now let's get a move on."


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Emmett walked out wearing army fatigues and looked rather like an army general. He was even wearing a long white beard. Alice had told him to lose it, but Emmett thought it made him look wise and awesome.

Yes Emmett indeed looked awesome. Every so couple or seconds or so he stroked the beard. He felt it helped him think better.

"Why do you guys get to dress in those costumes yet we have to wear these?" Rosalie said complaining.

"It's itchy so many feathers." Bella added.

"Yes I don't see why I got dragged into this." Jasper added confused.

"You look handsome Jasper." Alice gushed.

Rosalie, Bella and Jasper were dressed as Angry birds. Rosalie was the pink one, Bella the red one, and Jasper the blue one. It was a funny sight indeed.

"We need a green pig. Hmmm." Alice said tapping her chin. "I know just the one to wear it." Alice said evilly.

Moments later Alice came with something in a wheel barrow. Muffled noises and movements could be heard and seen coming from the sack filled wheel barrow.

"What is that?" Bella asked with mild curiosity. There was never a dull moment at the Cullen house.

"You will see." Alice said with a small but prominent smile.

Alice untied the contents of the sack to reveal Jacob wearing the green Bad piggy costume. She tied him to the now revealed bird house.

"Now comes the time when we play." Alice said with a sinister smile.

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" Emmett said as he fist pumped the air.