OMG I LOVED THE NEW EPISODES! THEY WERE ALMOST EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR…Except one thing. More information at the bottom:D Sorry for lack of updates, again I'm a bit tied up. My sister has no excuse for her lack of updates on Bad Code, but don't worry, I'll prod her in the right direction soon. This is mostly dialogue that's been bouncing around my head.
"Are you capable of teaching me magic?" Sherlock asked, immediately sitting down in front of her.
"Is that your wish? Shall I go ahead and make the deal?" Molly opened the notebook with her pen poised.
"No of course not, I'm wondering if it's possible."
"Yes. Take that spoon."
Sherlock picked up the spoon by his plate. It was the classic type of spoon found in a restaurant, cheap and easily replaceable, but still better than something completely disposable.
"Okay, first off, you must establish the fact that there is no spoon and only then can you bend it to your will."
"But there is a spoon."
"No there isn't."
"Molly, there's a spoon right here, I am holding it, it exists."
"No. What exists is your perception of the spoon, the spoon is not there. It's not there, therefore you can bend it with your mind. It consists of small strings of the universe and once you know this it can bend."
"Really?"
"No, I'm just screwing with you, that's from a movie. No, without making a deal with yours truly, magic is not among your skillset, Sherlock Holmes.
"Well that was rude."
"You're rude."
"The difference is that I have no idea when I'm being rude until you or John informs me of this fact."
"Meh."
"You still haven't told me why you're cursed or why you've been banned from three different places, two of which I previously didn't know existed."
"All in good time."
"You're really not going to tell me."
"Probably not. I could and then I could kill you afterwards. Or I could trap you in a painting. Or I could write you from existence. That one's always good, but I hate how I remember stuff like that. It's no fun, I never forget."
"Forget what?"
"Dunno. I forgot." Molly grinned and disappeared from her spot. Sherlock hated it when she did that.
So my current favorite epileptic tree theory would be that Molly Hooper is actually Moriarty and Jim was a puppet. I want this to be true so bad because while I love her character (obviously) I think there's more to her and I really think that would be the ultimate plot twist/bitch slap to Sherlock. It's probably not going to happen, but it would be wonderfully awesome. Maybe when I have more time after I've finished up my other stuff I should write one of those.
