Toy Story Outtakes

Outtake 1

Buzz: And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Just then, Woody's head pops in Buzz's face.

Woody: Hello!

Startled, Buzz goes into karate mode, but he accidently punches the camera. The camera is knocked down on the bed.

Woody: Buzz, you hit the camera! You hit the camera!

Buzz: I'm sorry, that wasn't supposed to happen.

Woody: Now look at it. It's dented.

Outtake 2

Director: And…action! (clapstick comes down)

Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

But as Buzz jumps off the bed, he crashes into something off screen.

Director: Cut! That's gotta hurt.

Outtake 3

Buzz is spinning around in circles on the toy plane on the ceiling. When he comes loose, he speeds down towards the bed. But instead of making a nice landing on the bed, Buzz falls on top of Woody, and the force of Buzz's crash landing causes both Buzz and Woody to tumble off the bed.

Hamm: Whoa! That'll leave a mark.

Outtake 4

When Sid leaves the room, Woody gets up screaming because his forehead's smoking. As he runs toward a cereal bowl, he trips on his feet and knocks down the cereal bowl and gets himself wet from the milk. Buzz enters the scene, with plungers on his face and butt.

Buzz: Are you alright, Sheriff?

Woody: Not really. That was the most embarrassing moment in my life!

Outtake 5

Woody: Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

Rex suddenly jumps into the scene and, instead of roaring, lets out a loud belch. Woody looks away, with a disgusted expression, and waves his hand in his face to wave the stench away from his face.

Woody: Ugh! Rex, that's disgusting!

Rex: Sorry. I guess I ate too much pizza from Pizza Planet for lunch.

Mr. Potato Head: We can here you from over here, dino-boy!

Outtake 6

Woody opens the window in Sid's room. He's about to call out to Hamm and Mr. Potato Head, when the window comes down again and slams on Woody's fingers. No one can hear Woody's screams of pain as the window's shut.

Mr. Potato Head: Oooh. That's gotta hurt.

Hamm: Medic!

Outtake 7

Woody: Here! Catch this!

He tosses the string of Christmas lights towards Andy's window where the other toys are. Before Slinky could catch them, the string hits him on the head.

Slinky: Ow! (rubs his head)

Mr. Potato Head and Hamm are laughing, but not Rex and Bo Peep.

Woody: Sorry Slink!

Director: Cut! Let's try again!

Take 2

Woody tosses the Christmas lights towards Andy's window again. Slinky doesn't catch it again. The string hits Mr. Potato Head in the face, knocking off his parts, leaving only his left eye, right ear, left arm, and mouth.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, watch it!

Slinky, Hamm, Rex, and Bo Peep are all laughing.

Woody: (chuckles) Sorry Potato Head!

Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, cowboy!

Outtake 8

Director: (clapstick comes down) Action!

Woody: Buzz, would you get up here and give me a hand?

Buzz's arm is thrown in Woody's face.

Woody: Ow! Buzz, you're not supposed to throw it in my face! You're supposed to throw it at my feet! Can we try that again?

Take 2

Woody: Buzz, would you get up here and give me a hand?

Buzz's arm is thrown out the window. A crashing sound of a garbage can is heard along with a cat's screech. Woody is not amused.

Woody: Ok, now you're just trying to be funny.

Outtake 9

When Woody walks away from Rex, Bo Peep's crook hooks around his neck, dragging him towards Bo Peep. When he's near Bo, Woody starts to feel a slight pain in the back of his neck.

Woody: Ugh! Bo, is there a less painful way to get my pain attention?

Bo Peep: Sorry. Are you ok?

Woody: A little. (rubs his neck) Ow.

Outtake 10

Rex: Aah! Take cover!

The other toys move out of the way, except for Mr. Potato Head. But RC crashed into some boxes instead.

Mr. Potato Head: Ha! You missed me!

Director: Cut!

Mr. Potato Head: What do you mean cut? Why can't we save it?

Outtake 11

Buzz: Don't even think about it, cowboy.

Woody: Oh yeah, tough guy?

Woody switches Buzz's helmet back. Buzz suddenly starts gagging and gasping for air, and goes on his knees. Woody just stands there, unamused, and looks around.

Woody: Ok Buzz, you can stop now.

But Buzz isn't stopping. He's still gagging.

Woody: Uh Buzz?

Buzz is gripping his neck and falls back on the floor.

Woody: Oh my gosh! You're choking!

Director: Cut! Medic!

Woody goes down on the floor to help Buzz and the camera turns off.

Outtake 12

Buzz: Star Command, come in! Do you read me? Why don't they answer? (gasps) My ship – hey, what a second!

On the cardboard spaceship, black words saying WASH ME are on the front of the box.

Buzz: Very funny, Woody! Although my ship could use a good washing.

Outtake 13

Mr. Potato Head: Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite-

Woody suddenly falls backward off the table to the floor, taking the box with him, along with the Bucket of Soldiers. A crashing sound is heard and the toys peer over the desk to see what happened. Bo Peep and Slinky are worried. Mr. Potato Head, Hamm, and Rex are laughing.

Hamm: Let's put that in the movie!

Slinky: Woody! Sarge! Are you alright?

Woody: I'm ok!

Sarge: Everyone's fine down here!

Director: Cut! Let's get them back in the box and on the desk!

Outtake 14

The globe ball hits the red lamp. Woody ducks down to avoid being hit, but Buzz gets hit. But he doesn't fall out the window, he falls smack face on the glass of the closed window. Buzz slides down the window and out of the scene.

Outtake 15

Woody: What matters is that we're here for Mandy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?

Suddenly, all the toys burst out laughing when Woody mispronounced Andy's name.

Woody: What? What did I say? Why are you all laughing?

Mr. Potato Head: You said Mandy, not Andy!

Woody: What? I didn't say that! I did not!

Hamm: You just did! And Mandy's a girl's name!

Woody face palms in embarrassment while everyone continues laughing.

Outtake 16

Sarge: Recon plan, Charlie, execute!

But when the soldiers start jumping out, they accidently tip the bucket over and the soldiers fall out. The soldiers are groaning and moaning but they're not hurt.

Sarge: Men! That is not how we move! You tip the home base over like a fallen tree!

Outtake 17

Director: (clapstick comes down) And…action!

Woody angrily kicked the chess board. A checker hits the drawer, and then hits Woody in the face. Woody has a silly expression on his face and then passes out.

Director: Cut!

Outtake 18

Alien: Farewell my friends. I'm going to a better-

The claw stops moving, and it suddenly drops the little green alien onto the camera. The alien slides off the camera lens.

Director: Cut! Get that claw fixed!

Outtake 19

A couple little tykes are jumping onto their toy fire truck, but the truck suddenly drives away without them. The little tykes angrily shout in tiny, squeaky voices, and begin chasing after the runaway fire truck.

Outtake 20

Woody: He doesn't fight evil or-or shoot lasers or fly!

Buzz: Excuse me?

He presses a big red button and his wings pop out. But when the wings pop out, they hit Woody and knock him off the bed. A crashing sound is heard off screen.

Buzz: Oh. Sorry Sheriff.