Title: Colorful Chaos
Pairing: AkaKuro
Rating: T
Summary: "Your son's crying." Kuroko stated. "Before dawn, he's your son," Akashi mumbled, burying his face deep into his pillows. Akashi and Kuroko adopt an infant named Seito, and who said raising a baby was easy?. Domestic AU. AkaKuro
Warning(s): Some AkaKuro romantic content. :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basuke
[Babysitter]
Kise was the best babysitter in the world.
When Akashi and Kuroko have errands they need to attend to or just days were they want to have time for themselves, they would always ask someone to watch their son for them. But when asking their son who he wanted to look after him, Seito would always reply nonchalantly;
"I want Uncle Kise to babysit me, Papa..."
.-.-.-.-.
Kuroko-Akashi Seito: 3 Years Old
Kuroko was quietly reading a book on the couch as father and son played basketball. As competitive as Akashi was he wouldn't actually beat out a child, his son no less, that was just crazy and down right psychotic.
Akashi pretended that he wasn't paying attention when Seito came running to him and just stole the ball from his possession, cutely running towards the hoop that reached half only Akashi's height, and then shooting it. Seito glanced at his father and gave him a toothy grin.
"Did ya thee dath Daddy? I thot da ball!"* He exclaimed gleefully to which Akashi just smiled at his son's antics and ruffled his hair.
"That you did, Seito," He then quickly grabbed the toddler and tickled him the room filling with Seito's cute laughs and gasps, "You even beat me!"
"Wahh! Daddy! Thop it! That twickleth!" Seito gasped but Akashi heard none of it as he continued to mess with his son.
Kuroko closed his book and looked at the clock it.
7:00 PM
"Seito-kun," Kuroko called from his two men, "You need to take a bath."
"Aww, but Papa, can I take one tomorrow?" Seito pouted begging his bluenette father, but Kuroko would have none of that.
As if seeing that Kuroko was not going down on his son's plans, Akashi immediately remedied the situation. He crouched down above his son's raven hair and sniffed.
"Oh my Seito what is that smell?" Akashi pretended as he fanned the air, pinching his nose.
"Huh?" Seito innocently looked at his red-haired father, "Thinky? No I ain't Daddy! I thmell really good! Daddy ith lying, right Papa?"
Kuroko went along with Akashi and lifted Seito's arm to his nose. He then acted as if he just bathed in skunk perfume, "I think Seito-kun needs a bath or else Santa won't come since you're being naughty."
"I'm not naughty," Seito's eyes welled up in crocodile tears, "Okay, I take bath now, Papa. I want Thanta to come to our houth every year."
Kuroko smiled as he lifted up his son placing him on his hips, "Santa's always going to come to our house if Seito-kun takes a bath often." Kuroko pinched Seito's nose playfully.
"Then I will be the betheth little boy in the world?" Seito exclaimed happily.
Kuroko just nodded in his son's excitement as he placed the toddler on the floor before running the bath water. Akashi who was behind them walked to Seito and promptly stripped the young child out of his day clothes. He then ran around the bathroom laughing and making cute little noises before Akashi caught him and placed him inside the tub.
"Uwaah!" Seito exclaimed once he was fully in and happily splashing the bubbles everywhere, "Papa! Bubbleth!"
Taking an ample amount of bubbles in his hand, Kuroko then blew it towards Seito making the burst out with cute laughs, "Papa!"
Akashi then joined Kuroko and blew bubbles at Seito.
Bath time had always been a favourite for them.
.-.-.-.-.
As time passed putting Seito to sleep, was becoming a bit of a hassle. Seito in ways was just like Kuroko, with his small appetite and passive nature, and in ways he was just like Akashi, stubborn and not going down without a fight.
Now that he was three years old, the tyke would not sleep unless he was read or told a story.
When Seito was dressed in his pyjamas Akashi lifted him and carried him over to his, as Seito called it 'big-boys-bed'. The raven haired child then tucked himself underneath his basketball covers.
Kuroko already next to the boy's shelf, "What does Seito-kun want for a story tonight?"
Seito then hummed as if thinking of a story before his eyes shone in glee, "Papa! I want the one with wolfy and the pretty onee-tan".
Akashi ruffled his son's head, "Don't you read that every night?"
Seito huffed, "Nuh-uh Daddy! I only reads it thith week."
Akashi smirked, "Whatever you say, my dear Seito."
The couple then placed themselves on Seito's bed, with their son in between them, Kuroko reading the story picked out by his son. And Akashi patting the small boy's tummy lulling him to sleep.
.-.-.-.-.
Once they were sure that Seito was deep asleep, they exited out the young boy's room and went to their own. Kuroko got a loose long sleeved shirt and pyjama bottoms before heading out to the bathroom only to be stopped when Akashi wrapped his arms around him, placing his head on his shoulder.
"Sei-kun?" Kuroko asked. Well this was not exactly new but it was unexpected.
"Tetsuya," Kuroko could feel Akashi's hot breath on him, and he blushed as Akashi whispered his name.
"W-What is it, Sei-kun?" Kuroko stuttered making Akashi smile more amusedly.
The red-head then traced his fingers on his husband's stomach to his chest, "Do you know what even is going to take place two days from now?"
Kuroko pondered for a moment before coming up with nothing, "It's a Saturday?"
Akashi chuckled, "Try again. What date is it on Saturday?"
"November 15," Kuroko replied.
November 15th!
"What happened o n the 15th of November Tetsuya," Akashi now pressed ghostly kisses on the bluenette's neck.
"Anniversary—" Kuroko then turned towards Akashi, the red-head pulling the bluenette to their bed with Akashi towering over him. The red-head then let his beloved continue, "—our sixth wedding anniversary."
Akashi then pressed his lips on the bluenette before replying, "Precisely. Now, what do you say we go to Kyoto for the night?"
Kuroko knitted his eyebrows together. Well this was unexpected, "What about work?"
Akashi scoffed knowing that Kuroko would ask, "Don't worry, I have everything taken care of. It's just going to be you and me."
Kuroko nodded, Akashi continued to pepper him kisses before he captured his lips and kissing him passionately. Kuroko moaned at the kiss grasping his husband's hair and pulling him close.
Since Seito came to their lives, their intimate moments have gradually declined. Not that it mattered or anything. Their son was their top priority, and they weren't hormonal teenagers anymore. But when Akashi kissed him like this, it was hard to let go.
When they parted for air, panting, Kuroko asked curiously, "What about Seito-kun?"
"He's going to be staying here with Kise and Aomine," Kuroko looked confused if anything Akashi would be the last person to trust Kise with their son. God knows how Kise was with their son.
Seeing the look of concern in his husband's eyes, he explained, "I called all of our friends, Taiga, Shintarou, Aida-san, Atsushi, Satsuki, even your parents but unfortunately they all had something to do that day and would be unable to look after Seito. Only Ryouta was free as his flight is next week."
"And Aomine-kun?"
"He heard from Ryouta, you know how they are," Kuroko sighed.
"I guess I have no choice then, Sei-kun."
"Let's just hope they don't burn down the house. Or worse, lose our son."
Kuroko promptly punched Akashi's arm.
"I am only teasing you, Tetsuya," Akashi smirked.
Kuroko sulked, "Well it's not funny."
"Maybe when we come home, Seito will have a sibling," Kuroko did not like that suggestive tone in Akashi's voice.
"What are you saying?" Kuroko looked at Akashi with suspicion.
"I wasn't saying anything, I was only implying."
Dear God, this man will be the death of him.
.-.-.-.-.
"This is the list of what has to be done tonight Kise-kun," Kuroko informed the blonde-haired copy-cat who looked thrilled that he was actually doing this job.
Since seeing Seito the first time, (after he gained consciousness from the Ignite Pass to the face) he's been in love with the little kid and wanted to get closer to him ever since. But since he was a pilot his time on one place was limited and he hadn't the time to visit him. This was perfect, he would get to spend time with his lovely nephew and get to know him better.
"The food is in the fridge and it only needs to microwaved," Kuroko looked at Kise's golden eyes, "Kise-kun thank you for babysitting Seito-kun for tonight."
The blonde laughed it off, "Oh don't worry Kurokocchi, it's fine!"
"Oh before I forget," Kuroko reminded Kise, "Seito-kun is difficult to get to sleep so you have to read to him at night."
Kise smiled brightly at Kuroko and saluted him, "You got it Kurokocchi, feed him dinner and only give him ice cream if he eats everything from his plate, bath, then bedtime. I got this Kurokocchi don't worry!"
Kuroko looked unconvinced but trusted Kise to take care of his son, "Thank you Kise-kun."
Akashi emerged from the stairs with their bags and walked over to Seito who was playing with his toy cars with Aomine. The infant seeing his father dashed to him and hugged his legs.
"Daddy, do you really hafta go?" Seito asked cutely. Akashi leaned down to match his son's height and ruffled his son's raven locks.
"It's only for tonight, Seito," Akashi apprised the toddler, "Your Papa and I will come back tomorrow."
"Pwomith?" Seito lifted his pinky. Akashi lifted his own and grasped his son's.
"I promise."
"Then bring lotsa thuffs from Kyoko, okay?"
Akashi snorted at his sons cuteness. They would have to work with that lisp, "Kyoto," He corrected his son, "And of course I will, I give you my word."
"Cwoth your hearts?"
Akashi nodded, "Cross my heart, Seito."
"Love you, Daddy," The three-year-old then hugged his father, "Have fun!"
Akashi nodded, he pressed a loving kiss on his son's forehead and signalled him go play. Kuroko walking towards Seito and giving him a hug.
"I love you Papa," Seito kissed his father's cheek, "Bring tathty thuffs, okay?."
"I will."
Akashi then turned his attention to Aomine who was quietly playing with his son, "Daiki, take care of him. If I see even a single scratch-"
Aomine waved him off knowing fully well Akashi was serious enough to murder him if kid was hurt, "Yeah, yeah. I'll take of it. Now go."
Akashi took their bags and headed out of the house with Kuroko trailing close behind him. Kise, Aomine, and Seito watched as both Akashi and Kuroko got in the car. Seito waving to his parents and said his goodbyes to them.
"We'll see you guys tomorrow~!" Kise waved at them as they drove off.
The three of them went back inside, Kise locking the door. Seito went back to whatever he was playing with. Kise then approached the little three-year-old.
"What are you playing Seitocchi?" He asked sweetly, Aomine ignoring them as he turned on the TV and lazed around the couch.
Seito looked at him and shook his head, "Dath ith not my name though."
Kise smiled at him, "No it's not but it's a nickname, I put 'cchi' to the end of people's name if I really like them." Kise explained.
Aomine scoffed from the couch, "Oi! Don't give him funny ideas."
Kise pouted, "I wasn't giving him any, Aominecchi!"
He felt a small tug on his pants and saw Seito pulling on it looking up at him with big brown eyes,"What ith your name?"
Kise squealed in delight at the sheer cuteness that the kid oozed of. He picked up his charge and spun him around gleefully, "Uwaah! You're so cute! You can call me Kise."
When he was done spinning the child around, the boy toppled over from the dizziness, he then repeated, "Kithe?"
"Umm not quite, what about you call me Ki-nii?" He provided so it was a little easier for the boy. Seito stood up and nodded.
"Okay, Ki-nii," Seito then held Kise's hand and led him to the dinning table, leaving Aomine in the living room watching, as always basketball.
Once the sitter and the baby were in the dining table, Seito urged his babysitter to sit on one of the chairs.
"Ki-nii, you go here," Seito told the older, Kise obliging to his request. Then when he sat down the toddler scampered off to the drawers in the kitchen taking out a container of something and carrying it with great effort back to where Kise was.
"Do you need help?" Kise asked from where he was.
"No, thank you," Seito wobbled back towards him, "I can do it."
When Seito was next to the table he lifted the container as high as he could and pushed it on top of the table. He then pulled his chair, the one next to Kise, and sat on his booster seat.
"What are we doing?" Kise asked, watching as the little kid got out paper and some crayons.
"I wanna draw," The three-year-old said while he got his paper and colouring materials.
"Okay."
.-.-.-.-.
An two hours and about twenty pictures drawn later, Aomine steps into the dining area and tells Kise that he has to go back to the station because 'some as-in which Kise covered Seito's ears- was making trouble again.
Kise bid him goodbye and looked at the clock at the wall. Seeing at it was time for Seito to eat dinner, he got up from the toddler and went over to the fridge. When he opened it immediately he saw a tupperware with a little sticky note on it that said; "Seito-kun's Dinner". He peered inside to see what it was, basic kid's food, baby carrots steamed, broccoli and chicken nuggets.
He put the little sucker in the microwave and pressed go. Hearing little footsteps he turned his head to see Seito running towards him. Kise then lifted the small boy and sat him on the counter table.
"Ki-nii what ith that?" Seito asked.
Kise grinned exuberantly, "It's dinner, Seitocchi."
"Oh. Do you think it tatheth good, Ki-nii?"
"I guess, but I saw baby carrots. They taste pretty good."
"I dun like cawwoth," The little boy pouted.
Oh boy. This is a problem. Kise thought. Kurokocchi specifically said that Seito had to eat everything carrots be damned.
Then Kise had an idea, "W-well," He started nervously as big brown irises focused on him, "I know the Carrot Man. Seito-kun likes basketball right?"
With the mere name of basketball said, Seito bounced from where he sat, "Oh I love bathketball!… but what does that have to do with the carrot man?"
"Well," Kise gave him one of brilliant smiles, "Carrot man would always eat carrots so he could score threes. You know about three's right?"
"Uh-huh!" The microwave then dinged signalling that it was done. Kise held on to Seito and placed him on the ground before getting his food.
"So Carrot man kept eating vegetable and he became one of the best basketball players in the world!" Hand in hand, he led the little boy to the dinning area lifting him up on his booster seat.
"Really?" Kise placed his food in front of him.
"So you better eat those carrots alright?"
Technically he wasn't lying.
He just Midorima wouldn't hate him for making him the "carrot man".
.-.-.-.-.
Kise completely forgot about reading stories.
And so when Seito was ready for bed, bathed in all, Kise tucked his charge in his bed.
He was pretty proud of himself. Seito had no injuries, no traumatic incidences happened today, he ate everything in his plate and it was bedtime.
"Ki-nii," Seito called out to the blonde.
"Yeah?"
"Tell me more about the Carrot Man."
Kise's eyes widened. He hoped that Seito would forget about the Carrot Man, but fate was not on his side. He laughed nervously, "Heh-heh, what about I tell you another story?"
Seito tilted his head in an adorable fashion, "What kind?"
"A-about… the Emperor?"
"Emperor?"
"Ah!" Kise exclaimed, "And his princess that loved milkshakes. Who-um- was kidnapped by this really evil… um… Ganguro!"
Kise looked down to look at the little Akashi, and gosh dang it, did he want more of this atrocious story.
He pleaded to his stars that Seito would forget this story come morning.
.-.-.-.-.
Imagine Akashi and Kuroko's surprise when they came home the next day with their son excitedly babbling about a story his 'Ki-nii' told him.
"And then Ganguro-kun got hit by a basketball and Princess Kuroko-chan lived happily ever after with Emperor," Seito finished eating the last of his carrots.
Akashi sipped on his tea quietly, "At least he made the story accurate."
Kuroko cleared the table and shot Akashi a look, "What was accurate about that?"
"We did live happily ever after."
Kuroko chose to ignore him and focused his attention on his son, "What did you and Kise-kun eat this morning?"
"Egg," Seito said, "Papa, my tummy aches."
Concerned Kuroko went over to his son, "Do you need to go poo-poo?"
The little boy nodded, "I think tho."
Little did the Akashi couple know that Kise couldn't cook. And so this morning, he got an egg in a bowl and microwaved it and gave it to Seito. Poor little thing was innocent through it all.
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Seito's First Coach: Aomine
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*Seito-kun has a toddler lisp but it'll go away eventually.
A/N: Uwaahh, this chapter sucks, I'm sorry. :(( But I still hope that you guys enjoyed it? :3
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