A/N: Heyo! Im back with chapter two! Hopefully this one will be a bit funnier. I've been wanting to write this chapter for a while now. XD So, enjoy!
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"Okay guys! Here's how this is going to work," Demyx began, "We're going to split up in two teams of four. It will be me, Xigbar, Vexen, and Lexaeus on one team, and Axel, Roxas, Marluxia, and Larxene on the other team." Axel and Roxas had made it outside just before Demyx started making the teams, they couldn't help laughing to themselves whenever they saw Marluxia. Marluxia just raised an eyebrow and thought they were crazy.
"Alright, now, start building your forts! This isn't your average snowball fight, so remember, you can use whatever tricks you want to take down the opposing team!" This earned weird looks from pretty much everybody. "Um, well, not 'take down' as in 'kill' them, take down as in hit them hard, or something. It's a figure of speech!" Everybody facepalmed, while Demyx just sighed. "Heh, right, okay, start building your forts! You have fifteen minutes. Starting.. NOW!"
Everyone rushed off, Axel, Roxas, Marluxia, and Larxene took one side of the field, with Demyx, Xigbar, Vexen, and Lexaeus on the other side. They all began picking up the snow and forming it into a wall, or at least something that looked like a wall.
"Axel?"
"M'yes Roxas?"
"What are you making?"
"A snowman." He grinned.
"Why are you making a snowman? You need to make a wall."
"Oh, but this is my wall, see I can hide perfectly behind it. Besides, Jimmy can help too." He placed the head on the body of the snowman, and put two rock eyes on it.
"Jimmy?" Roxas gave him a confused look.
"That's the snowmans name. Isn't it awesome?" He stuck two sticks in the side of 'Jimmy' for arms.
"Fabulous." Roxas rolled his eyes and went back to building his wall. He was doing pretty good, or so he thought, the wall came up to his mid torso. Larxene and Marluxia were working on a wall together beside him, they were also doing pretty good. They had a wall that went all the way around them, in a circle.
"Time's up!" Demyx shouted from the other side of the field. "Now, when I say go, we begin! Remember, you can use any tactics necessary to win! Err.. you know what? I don't even think there are any rules. Aw, heck! Just go wild! No rules at all."
"Oh boy. Now that I think about it, they have Xigbar. And Vexen. This could get pretty ugly." Roxas gulped.
"Don't worry! Jimmy will kick all their butts! We're unstoppable with him on our side!" Axel stood beside 'Jimmy' and gave a triumphant pose, making Roxas hit his head on the top of his wall, which was suprisingly sturdy.
"Ready? BEGIN!" Demyx shouted, and all at once, there were snowballs flying everywhere. Vexen and Xigbar were working as a team, Vexen was making the snowballs, and Xigbar was throwing them. He had a pretty good arm on him, too. Demyx tried throwing the snowballs, but they only ended up hitting the other's forts. Instead, he chose to throw the snowballs to Lexaeus, who used his weapon like a baseball bat and hit the snowballs over to the other team.
Roxas was ducking behind his fort, trying to avoid the mass snowball rain that was coming from the other side of the field. Axel, on the other hand was actually trying to hit someone with snowballs, occasionally handing one to 'Jimmy', whom didn't take it, since he was a snowman. Axel didn't care though. He kept throwing snowballs, and kept getting hit by snowballs in the process.
"This isn't working, I think we need a plan." Roxas mumbled. "Hey! Axel!"
Axel stopped throwing snowballs and ducked behind 'Jimmy'. "What?"
"I think we need a plan! This really isn't working, if you haven't noticed."
"Really? Because I think we're doing fine! Look at Larxene and Marluxia!" He pointed over to them. Larxene and Marluxia were doing quite well. Marluxia was making snowballs and handing them to Larxene, who sent lightning all around the snowball and then threw it over to the other side, since it had an electric charge, whenever it hit it would electrecute the person.
"GOW! LARXENE!!" Demyx shouted. He had just gotten hit by a snowball in the back when he wasn't looking. "That freaking hurts!" Larxene just grinned.
"You said to use whatever tactics we wanted!" She shouted back, earning a frown from Demyx who litterally smacked himself for saying 'use whatever tactics you want.'
"Right, okay, but what about us? We're not doing too good now are we?" Roxas glared at Axel who just patted 'Jimmy's' back.
"Not to worry! Like I said, we have Jimmy with us! We don't need tactics." Just then, a snowball sent over by Xigbar nailed 'Jimmy' right on the head, which sent his head flying right off. Axel gasped and dropped to his knees."JIMMY!!! NO-O!"
"Oh good grief. See? This is why we need tactics." Roxas facepalmed. "Okay, how about this. I'll take out my keyblades, while you-" Roxas looked over to Axel, who was still sobbing by a headless 'Jimmy'. "Axel. Focus. It was a snowman, you can remake it."
"But Jimmy was special! Who else am I going to share my stories, or play games with!?"
"You only had him for thirty minutes! Besides, you have me, right?" Axel ignored him, which made Roxas make a snowball and nail him right in the head, causing him to fall flat on his back.
"Ow! Okay, fine, you win. I'll remake Jimmy later. What's the plan?" Axel scooted over to sit beside Roxas behind his wall.
"How about we do the same thing Lexaeus and Demyx are doing?" Roxas suggested.
"I dunno. Seems like we would be copying them. We need our own idea."
"Yeah, fine, whatever. How about this, then. We.. just randomly throw snowballs and hope we hit someone?"
"Works for me." And so it went. They both began making snowballs and randomly throwing them. But somehow, Axel managed to throw the snowball the wrong way, hitting Larxene instead.
"What the?! AXEL!" She glanced over at him, glaring, "Watch where you're throwing! We're on the same team, remember?"
"Whoops." He just smiled innocently at Larxene, and she eventually went back to throwing snowballs.
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Saix stumbled outside, still holding the box of lights. After an hour of squirming on the floor stuck under the heavy box, he finally managed to get free and make it outside. Unfortunately, he chose the worst possible time to string lights, seeing as there was a snowball fight going on right now. He shrugged. He grabbed a nearby ladder, and pulled the lights out of the box, then began climbing the ladder, lights in hand. He began stringing them across the front of the castle.
"Gotta make them nice and pretty." He mumbled.
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"Let's see how they like this." Axel laughed as he stuck a rock inside of a snowball.
"I don't think that's a good idea."
"What could go wrong?" Axel tossed the snowball, however, he threw it too hard, and it flew right over the other team. He did hit someone, though. A certain someone who was trying to innocently string lights onto the front of the castle. Saix got hit right in the back of the head, causing him to lose his balance. The ladder started to fall backwards, and he grabbed onto the string of lights. He was now dangling Tarzan style on a string of lights twenty or so feet above ground, with the ladder on the ground.
Axel started rolling on the ground laughing, while Roxas just stood there wondering if he should laugh or attempt to help the poor man. He chose laugh.
"Oh man! That was rich!" Roxas said in between laughs.
Eventually, Demyx saw Saix dangling there, and decided to try and help him, he put the ladder up and climbed up right next to Saix. However, when he tried to reach over to grab him, he lost his balance, and fell backwards with the ladder. This caused Axel and Roxas to laugh even harder.
Then Xigbar decided to give it a try. His way was much easier though. He just warped up, and grabbed the poor man, and warped back down with him. Saix immediately started kissing the snowy ground, thanking the heavens.
"Hey Axel?"
"Yeah?" He was still holding his stomach, trying to stop laughing.
"Saix."
"Huh?" He slowly turned around, seeing Saix marching towards him. He looked angry. "Oh heck no.."
"Better get running." Roxas waved as the red head took off in a fast sprint, a berserking Saix hot on his trail.
"Well anyways!" Demyx began. "I think that's enough snowball fighting for the day. Awesome game guys!" Xigbar gave him a high-five, while the rest of them just nodded. Except for Axel, he was still running around trying to escape Saix, who seemed to be gaining on him. "Hey, uh, shouldn't we help Axel before Saix catches him?"
"Nah. Let them run for a while, this is pretty amusing." Lexaeus said.
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Inside the castle, things were also getting pretty interesting. Apparently, Luxord had too many rums to drink, once again, and was now singing 'Jingle Bells' very loudly and completely off tune. He stumbled through the hallways, managing to knock over a few vases, and other random objects that no one really cared about. When he stumbled upon Zexion reading a book on the couch in the lounge.
"Why, 'ello thar Zexio-n!" Luxord stumbled over to him, but tripped and fell flat on his face.
"Oh geez. Have you had too much to drink again, Luxord?" Zexion sighed and closed his book, his quiet time alone was pretty much over now.
"Naw, I only had five bottles of rum! It ain't that much!" He stood back up from the ground, but only managed to trip on a chair leg and fall right back down again.
"Five bottles this time? Ugh, you need to stop drinking so much."
"But Zexion! The pink elephants command me to drink alot!" He whined, trying to get back up again.
"The.. pink.. elephants?"
"Yesh! The pink elephants! Really nice guysh, they are. See, there'sh this one that loves 'ta play the flute, plays quite nicely too, might I add. And then the mice joined in and they shtarted a band!" By now Zexion was completely lost. But he just sighed again. "Oh! Oh! Zex! Wanna hear a song?!"
"No, not really." He rolled his eyes.
"Okay! Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way! Have a holly jolly Christmas, it'sh the best time of the year, silent ni-ght!"
"Um, I think you have the song mixed up, there Luxord." He chuckled at how ridiculous he was sounding right now.
"You're just jealous im a better singer than yo-u!" He shot a drunken glare at Zexion, and finally managed to stand back up.
"Of course. Say, Luxord, how about you take a nap?"
"But im not ti-" He was interrupted by Zexion who had slammed his book into the back of Luxord's head, knocking him unconscious on the floor. He shrugged and sat back down, beginning to read his book again.
"Much better." He smiled.
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A/N: Whoo! That was a fun chapter. XD Stupid thing kept bugging me, begging me to write it. So here I am at 2:35 AM writing a chapter for my story. Ahh, good old caffeine, it kept me awake long enough to finish this chapter. Huzzah.By the way, Organization 13 technically does live in a 'castle', right? o.o It's been so long since I played KH2, I kinda forgot. XD
Next Chapter: What happened to Axel and Saix? And why is there a random rabbit inside the castle?
