Chapter 6

A/N: Sorry for the long wait. I apologize greatly for not updating these past few months. I have been putting it off when I have had the time to write a chapter for my fellow readers. I have updated my other story on Alex Rider, so I decided I had to update my other stories as well. I'll try to update soon, but make no promises since I still have school to attend to. Well, hope you like the chapter and leave a review at the end :)

Oh, why did the Ramen God hate him so! Naruto wailed inside his head. My plan was flawless! Now, I'm going to have detention with Ibiki! Or even worse. . Ero-sensei! He paled. Nooooooo. How did I even get caught? Does he have a sixth sense or maybe a wondering ghost told him? Naruto thought while eyeing the cheery Kakashi who still stood at the door.

The reason why Kakashi was able to know what Naruto was doing was quiet easy. Kakshi had just stepped out of the empty classroom while waiting for the period end, when he looked out the window. There was a glimpse of neon orange shoes outside the window.

Being curious, Kakashi went closer to the window to have a clearer look as to how shoes could be dangling from the first floor window. He already had an idea as to what and who it was, but he still wanted to be sure. Once he looked up his idea was confirm.

Uzumaki Naruto was dangling from the second story window and it seemed as though he was about to fall at any moment. His faced was red with struggling to get over the window and you were able to see his knuckles turning white from gripping the window sill so hard.

With his suspicion confirmed, Kakashi hummed and his one visible eye went back to his unpopular (among the ladies) orange book and started to make a detour to Tsunade's office. Maw, it didn't matter if Naruto fell from the second story, his head was strong enough to withstand the impact and it wasn't like he could lose any more brain cells as it is. It would be a funny story between him and his colleagues afterwards though.

Once Kakshi finished his visit to Tsunade's office after telling her what happened with Naruto and an empty sake bottle being thrown at him for no helping a student, even if it was Naruto, he was a little disappointed that Naruto didn't fall in the end. At least he still had an interesting story to tell his fellow teachers.

Kakashi had only opened the classroom door slightly open to glimpse the commotion going on inside. What see saw shocked him, but knew that knew that stranger and weirder events will happen throughout the year, especially if Naruto was involved. Even in the previous year that Naruto attended the school, it had been a very difficult year for the staff to deal with.

What Kakashi saw was Sasuke laying on his back with Naruto on top of him. There were many scenarios his mind supplied that explained why two of his students that he thought would have hated watch from the beginning were in this situation. His mind could not explain why Naruto was on top of Sasuke and kissing him fervently. Well, they were only a few pecks on his face, but still! He would have thought that Naruto and Sasuke would be enemies since the moment they met because of their bipolar personalities.

Weeellll, it is Naruto. No one is ever sure what that brat will come up with. This definitely takes the cake though. Some of the staff even had a bet as to who will kill of the other one from their first week of meeting each other. Danm. He had hoped that Naruto would have annoyed Sasuke so, much that Sasuke would have transferred schools. Hmmm... maybe he would have transferred to Sound. He is tough enough to attend there. Kakashi mused

Kakashi peeked again into the classroom. It seemed that Sasuke had already woken up from his shocked induced state and was about to push Naruto off of him, when something entirely unexpected. Naruto had landed another kiss on Sasuke ... on the lips. Kakashi's mind went blank for a moment. He blinked several time to make sure as what he was seeing, but the moment had only happened for a few seconds. Maybe he was halluciating. I did see Gai in the morning and Tsundae's sake battle did almost hit my head. But then why is Sasuke threatening Naruto?

The last thought caught him up as to what was happening at the moment in his classroom. Naruto was subtly backing up from Sasuke, while Sasuke had a dark, murderous expression on his face. When he heard Naruto proclaim that his plan work and knew that the poor blond will be thrown out the second story window by either Sasuke or his fangirl, Kakashi decided to step in.

" I wouldn't say your plan worked Naru-chan," Kakashi commented, entering the silent classroom with one of his ( in )famous eye smiles.

Kakashi gleefully noted Naruto's white sheet face. Sasuke only raised his eyebrow at him. The rest of the class was staring at him. Most had had Kakashi since freshman year and they knew that Kakashi never appeared on the first day of school. Everyone knew this. Even the freshmen knew, before their first period class started and looked forward toward a class with no surpervision later in the day. Sometimes, Kakshi didn't even show up for the first week of school

" Why are you here, Kakashi-san?' questioned Sasuke, while looking at his sensei who was walking toward his wooden desk in front of the classroom. Other students in the class had thought that Sasuke had calmed down and were whispering to each how cool Sasuke was. Of course, these people were the fan-girls. The rest of the class was actually silent and did not think that Sasuke was over the incident with the blond.

Sasuke may seem in control and calm at the moment, but in truth he was seething at the whiskered-marked teen. No one made a fool out of an Uchiha. Especially, a idiotic, blond, dobe. Naruto knew Sasuke was not over whatever had happened, so he just gave a smirk at the ravne-haired student. Naruto's attention was turned away from the fuming Uchiha to Kakashi who had reached his desk and had started speaking facing the previously mentioned fuming student.

" Now, now Sasuke-chan," Kakashi eye smiled at Sasuke who was frowning because of the honorific added to his name. " It is the first day of school. I came here to teach my beloved students the art of literature and to share some of my own personal favorites with them. Of course, I couldn't do that until I was able to confirm that all the content in the novels are appropriate for them to read." At this, Kakshi started rummaging through his desk drawers.

" I spent the whole morning reading the books, but noticed I had a missing book from the series, so I had to come to make sure the book is fine to be read as a group." By now, Kakashi had found his book. Sasuke and the other students did not believe what Kakashi had said. They knew exactly what type of books Kakashi read and students were never allowed to read those type of book in a classroom environment. So, there was only one conclusion as to the whole reason why Hatake Kakashi had shown up on the first day of school.

He forgot one of his hated ( by female population ), but famous orange books in class. Since the school is locked during summer break by the principle, and no one was allowed to enter the school even if they were a teacher. Kakashi had to wait the whole summer to retrieve his precious book which was locked in a secret compartment in one of his desk drawers. For safe keeping, Kakashi would say. In order to retrieve his orange book, Kakashi had on the first day because he was impatient to get it the next week when it was normal for him to come to school. The book as also a limit-edition print and he had been worried sick the whole summer about someone stealing it. He hadn't been able to sleep during the break.

" See, this would be an interesting piece of literature to read in the together. Don't you think class?" Kakashi questioned them, while holding the book in his right hand. Luckily the book had a cover, but it was quickly known as to what series it belonged to because of the shade of orange it was printed in.

" No, Kakashi, that will not be appropriate book to read in class. As the President of the student body I will have to tell you to put that away or I would have to tell Principle Tsunade about your questionable choices about what is school appropriate," Sasuke stated in a cold voice and narrowing his eyes at Kakashi.

Kakashi paled at the mentioning of Tsunade and knew that Sasuke would go though his threat to tell Tsuande. He probably have his whole collection burnt again and the book was limited-edition. A mini Kakashi was whimpering in a dark corner of his mind with both arms hugging his precious book to his chest.

" P-p-please, don't tell Tsunade," Kakashi whimpered in real life with a few tears in his visible eye. He quickly placed the book in his hidden drawer again. " See, everything's ok now. Poof. It's gone," Kakashi said nervously glancing at Sasuke.

" Good," Sasuke smirked. An Uchiha always gets his way. Besides, he hated that monstrous, devil of a book. He had no idea as to why Kakashi would even read them. The series was horrible and the color was horrid. Seriously, why would the author pick such a hideous shade of orange and who was the publisher that would allow him to do that? Speaking of orange ...

Naruto started laughing. The students turned to him in bewilderment. What was so funny? Why was he laughing like a lunatic? And the most interesting one coming from a few students, particularly Sasuke was: Does he need to go to a mental institution?

If they were ask a few of Naruto's friends, they would answer as an affirmative.

Naruto was crazy.

He did things for absolutely no reason at all and the things he did have reason for were ridiculous. The reasons he came up for his actions made no sense at all and when they did it was rare. Naruto was a good person, but his sometimes his reasons and intentions were ... questionable. At the moment though, Naruto did have a reason as to why he was laughing like he was sprayed with laughing gas.

" Y-you're s-s-cared of T-t-tsunade?" Naruto choked out through his fits of laughter which was now diminishing to a few giggles.

Kakashi's face was serious and grave when he answered.

" Of course, Naruto-chan. That woman is demon with or without her sake. You should know perfectly as to what I speak of since you have encountered her rage many times before. You are one of the lucky ones that have survived to tell the tale of her after an encounter. I am, but a lowly man and I fear that one of these days, I will be eaten alive by her or be caught in her clutches with no time to spare. Have you been to her lair before, Naruto-chan? It is horrid. You are in her domain and at her mercy. You have no escape from her, since her henchmen follows her orders to not let you escape. Don't you know the horrors of the Great Tsunade, Naruto-chan?" Kakashi ended while staring at Naruto dazedly.

Naruto's face was drained from blood with the description that Kakashi had given. Naruto had survived through his encounters with Tsunade and few can say the same or keep their insanity while explaining what they had faced. Suddenly, Kakashi's face changed from solemn to gleefully.

" Since, I know you and Tsunade are such great friends with each other, Naru-chan, she has invited you to her lair during lunch. She wishes to speak to you about your little actions today on the first day of school. Hope to see you at our next class, Naru-chan Ja ne." Kakashi spoke joyfully, walking toward the door

Kakashi grabbled the handle of the door and slide it open. He looked back at Naruto who was shaking in fear and staring wide-eyed at his sensei's retreating back. " Hope to see you in one piece as well," Kakashi drawled with a joyful eye smile at Naruto. With that Kakashi left the classroom, leaving twenty seven students puzzled. One shaking where he stood and muttering prayers to the Ramen God to help him. Another staring at said student, and questioned his insanity one more time. The last students just grimaced at the first student's reaction about the news of having to speak to the fearsome principle during lunch.

It was going to be a long day, but filled with surprises along the way.

A/N: Thank you for waiting this long for a new chapter to be posted and I am again sincerely sorry of the months that have passed without a new chapter. If you liked the chapter leave a review and tell me what you liked and what you didn't like or how I can improve my story. Helpful criticism is welcomed. :) I have a poll at my profile in order to determine who will be seme in this story.