A/N: Hello people! I bring to you all the next chapter in Randomization 13! The lovely chapter, 9:D
Reviews:
Lightning-in-the-dark: I had to go back to school last Monday (blah..). D: And Roxas and Axel have alot in store for Xigbar and Larxene.. mwahah. :3
Yukimori: Van Hellsing is a pretty good movie. XD Im not much of a horror fan either, actually. I only watch them if my friends force me into it ( D: ). And no, they didn't play Pokemon Battle Colloseum, they were playing Super Smash Brothers: Melee. XD Super Smash Brothers just has characters like Mewtwo and people in it.
Joker.Rebellion: I always viewed Saix as a little short tempered, seeing as he went Berserk in KH2 and all, and I thought it would be fun to make Roxas just a taaaad bit short tempered. XD I was actually considering something along the lines of gift trading, but im still not sure yet.
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Disclaimer: I still dont own Kingdom Hearts. And I probably never will.
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Go go gadget chapter 9!
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"Find another good yet?" Axel asked, he got bored while Roxas looked through the book and decided to play some gamecube while he waited. Roxas only shook his head in response, making Axel frown and turn back to his game.
"Alot of these seem too complicated, and extremely.. weird." Roxas sighed, he'd gone through half the book already and still didn't find anything worth using on Xigbar or Larxene. "We could always put a fake snake in Larxene's bed.. but I still dont know what to do about Xigbar."
"I thought Larxene liked snakes though." Axel paused his game and walked over and stole the book out of Roxas's hands, and started looking through it himself. "How about this one!" Axel turned to Roxas and showed him one of the pages of the book.
"Shaving Cream Door Bomb? Hm." Roxas looked over the prank and then grinned. "Sounds good. We need an manila envelope though. And Shaving cream."
"Well, the Shaving cream we can get from my bathroom cabnet. The envelope we might need to get from Xemnas." Roxas gave him a weird look.
"You shave?"
"No. I just keep some just in case."
"Right.. uh, you run and get the shaving cream real fast and i'll look over another prank we can use." Axel nodded and ran off to get the cream while Roxas continued to look through the small book in search of another prank. Axel returned a few moments later, shaving cream in hand, and Roxas showed him another page in the book. "Look at this one."
"Oooh.. this looks good." Axel grinned. " Vaseline on the door knob."
"That one will be good for Xigbar, I think. That, or we can do this one." Roxas took the book back, and flipped to another page then showed Axel again. Axel took a moment to read it over before responding.
"Stealing his door? Hm." he shook his head. "Nah. Lets just put vaseline on his doorknob."
"Fine, let's go steal an envelope from Xemnas and get these pranks going then." They both proceeded to exit the room and head down the hall towards Xemnas's study room. When they arrived, Xemnas, thankfully, wasnt in the room at the moment. Roxas ran in real fast and started search through the drawers on his desk searching for an envelope.
"Found one!" He shouted and ran back out."Now lets head to Larxene's room. I think it's near my room, right?" Axel shrugged, he apparently didnt know either. Larxene forbid anyone to enter her room, therefor no one really knew where her room was, or what was inside it.
"Let's just check the rooms, and hope we find it." And so it was. The duo set off down the halls looking for Larxene's room. Of course, they both apparently forgot that the doors were numbered, until they saw a door with the number '12' on the front, and a sign below the number that said 'KEEP OUT OR DIE' written on it, complete with a little skull and crossbones. They both twitched at this, and immediately knew it was Larxene's room.
"Okay, now just put some of the shaving cream into the envelope here but leave the top of it open." Axel nodded and put some shaving cream into the large envelope, but left the top of the envelope empty and open. Then he put the top end underneath the door. "Great. Now, stomp on it as hard as you can.." Roxas backed away a little, and Axel raised his boot and stomped down on the envelope as he was told. As soon as he did, he heard an explosion-like sound, and a scream come from inside the room. "And now. We run." They bolted down the hallway as Larxene flung open the door, covered in shaving cream, and so was most of her room.
"Who the heck?!" She shouted down the hall, only to see two figures running down it as fast as possible. "Axel and Roxas.." She could make out the red and blonde of Axel and Roxas's hair as they ran down the lit hallway. She smirked and went back into her room, before letting out a evil laugh and beginning to plot revenge against the two.
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After running for what seemed like minutes, and finally realizing that no one was actually chasing them in a fit of rage and ready to kill them with a pitchfork, Axel and Roxas stopped to catch their breath.
"That.. was awesome.." Roxas said in between breaths. Axel nodded. "Now we just need to prank Xigbar."
"One problem with that."
"And what's that?" Roxas raised an eyebrow and Axel motioned to his empty hand.
"We have no vaseline."
"Uh.. oh. I think there is some in the utility closet just down the hall here." Axel ran off to go get the vaseline, and then Roxas realized something. "No, wait. It wasnt the utility closet.. it was the lounge's bathroom cabinet. Whoops." He shrugged and sat down, waiting for Axel to come back empty handed.
"Hey Roxas I found it!" Roxas saw Axel rushing back down the hall, with, suprisingly, a jar of vaseline in hand. He blinked, and wondered if he was right in the first place, and the vaseline was in fact in the utility closet, but he shrugged it off.
"Okay.. great. Now, the only thing left to do is to head back to Xigbar's room door and apply the vaseline to the doorknob and watch him try to enter his room.
"So.. what, we just put some of this all over the doorknob?" Axel asked when they reached Xigbar's door, which was near Xemnas's room seeing as he was number two. Roxas nodded and took the jar from Axel, opened it, and applied a thick coating all over the doorknob.
"Lets hide behind that conveniantly placed large potted plant right over there and wait for Xigbar to come by." They both jumped behind the potted plant, and peeked through the large green leaves and waited for Xigbar to come by.
Minutes passed, and they both started to get tired.
"Yknow, I just thought of something." Roxas turned to Axel. "What if Xigbar is already in his room?" This made Axel twitch. Neither of them had even considered this, and Axel jumped out from behind the plant and started walking towards the door, but Roxas's eyes grew wide when he heard someone approaching them from the other end of the hallway. He reached out and pulled Axel back behind the plant, and motioned for him to be quiet.
Shortly thereafter, the owner of the footsteps came into clear view, and they identified him as none other than Xigbar. He yawned and walked up to the door to his room, turned the knob, and entered his room without any problem and shut the door. This made Axel and Roxas's jaws both drop and the ran up to the door and looked at it.
"The vaseline is still here.. but.."
"He entered without a problem.." Axel finished, then put his hand on the doorknob and tried to turn it, only to fail completely, and his hand just slid off the doorknob. "How the heck did he do it?!" He wondered out loud and continued to try and open the door, only to still fail and get vaseline all over his gloves.
"I have no idea, but keep trying!" Roxas encouraged, even though it did no good, seeing as Axel couldnt open the door with the vaseline still on the knob. He continued to pull at the doorknob, trying to open it.
"This.." Pull. "Makes.." Tug. "No.." Yank. "SENSE!!" Slip. Axel's hand slipped off the door in mid tug and he stumbled backwards, falling right into the plant. Roxas just facepalmed and tried to open the door himself. After one turn, failing, and deciding it was pretty much hopeless, he sighed and went over to help Axel out of the plant.
"That never happened." Axel mumbled as he got out of the plant and brushed the dirt off his sleeves. They both looked up when they heard the door begin to open, and Xigbar come out, guns in hand and look straight at the two. They both raised their hands in the air.
"DONT SHOOT!" They said in unison. Xigbar just laughed.
"Why would I shoot you? Im just going for target practice in the courtyard."
"At midnight? In the middle of winter?" Roxas questioned, Xigbar nodded.
"Best time to do it, after all." The duo both came to the conclusion that he was either a nightowl, or completely crazy. "Oh! By the way. The whole 'Vaseline on the door' prank doesnt work on me anymore. Just thought I would let you dudes know that." He laughed, and with a wave of his hand, headed off down the hall for target practice.
"How the heck.." Roxas and Axel both looked at each other for a moment, before sighing and deciding that trying to figure out how Xigbar entered his room was hopeless, so they gave up on the matter.
"Well, it's about midnight, so im heading to bed." Roxas yawned.
"Yeah, me too. Im beat. See ya in the morning, I guess." Axel also yawned, and Roxas nodded as they both headed for their rooms for much needed rest.
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A/N: The chapters... they keep getting shorter.. rawr, im sorry for that. D: School has me busy as of late, so I have less time to actually write a decent long chapter. I guess this is better than nothing, lol. Oh! Im also starting to write a new story, too. It's going to be called Vacation! and is also about Kingdom Hearts. Im still working on all the details in it, but ill be sure to let you all know when it's going to be posted. XD It should be soon, I hope.
Update might start getting a little slower this week, and im sorry for that. Semester tests are coming up in my school and im busy trying to prepare for those, and get my work caught up. -busy busy- but, updates might get a bit faster starting next weekend I hope. So that's some good news, at least.
Till next chapter! Ciao!
Next chapter: A new day begins! Christmas eve! (It will be better than it sounds... D:)
