I'm actually sorry for that. ... Well, okay, no I'm not. I just couldn't resist. I know it's a bit lame, but still...

Inspired by a Tumblr post. Link won't appear here (not even with tricks, gnah), but you can find it in this story over at AO3.

The post has been going around Tumblr for a while now, and I laugh every time I see it.

Rated K+.


Rightful Possession

"John," Sherlock said, his voice very calm, "would you please take your hands off it?"

"But Sherlock-"

"No, John." He sounded like he was explaining something to a little child. "We talked about this. You have your own. There is no need to use mine."

"I know, but yours is much bigger and better and-"

"John."

"Why is it such a problem for you when I use your dic-?"

"Because I've seen yours and you're obviously now capable of properly taking care of it."

"But it's just a-"

"It is much more, John. Now please, just use your own."

"Fine." And a grumbling John vanished through the door that led out of the living room.

FIN