D is for Dionysus
Fathers Day
Pollux and Castor PoV
Seeing as our Father is Camp Director we would be able to celebrate Fathers Day with him. For the past month we have been sending offerings to Zeus for permission to give hime some wine. He granted it later this evening saying "Oh shut up already sure you can but just shutup." However we had to go and get this wine from outside of Camp. We had no idea how much trouble we were about to land ourselves in.
"Have you got the fake ID's" I asked Castor.
"Yup we are so gonna get caught." Pollux replied.
"No we are not now have you got your sword." I asked
"Yes now lets go already." Pollux answered
We set off at midnight. We snuck out of camp hoping the Harpies would not find us. The Heremes cabin gave us some directions to the nearest Tescos. They did this a lot. We walked for about an hour when we could see the store. There was one Guy inside I guess if we got in trouble we could take him without to much trouble. Oh how we were wrong.
"Look there's a bottle. Get the red it's his favorite."Pollux said.
"No get the white he likes it more." Castor replied
"Red"
"White"
"Red"
"White"
This continued for a few minuets I guess its a twin thing. To argue 24-7.
"Are you alright there, go for both there is a deal on." The shop assistant came over.
We jumped, but quickly sorted out our argument.
"Ok thanks sir" we chorused.
We got to the till. The shop assistant in front. He scanned the two bottles in one red and one white.
"ID please" he asked.
"Pardon" Pollux asked.
"ID I need proof you are not under aged."
"Umm Ok."
we searched our pockets.
"You had the ID's"
"No! you had them. Youve lost them idiot."
This continued until the shop assistant broke us up.
"I am gonna need to see those ID's now or I cant let you buy this." He told us.
"We dont have them." Castor said.
Pollux continued. " We cant find them please can you let us off its for our father. For fathers day."
We made a break for it even befor the word no could make it out of his mouth. Little did we know he new Karate. We were floored in an instant. It was so embarassing. Greek warriors. As if. A few minuets the police arrived and we were wisked off to the nearest police station.
"We have called your parents" said a big burly police officer.
We looked at eachother with alarm. Our mum could not come she was on holiday in China so this ment only one thing. Dad!
"You stupid boys I should make you turn mad." Thus the lecture continued.
"I am proud of you though. All for some wine you are my boys after all." Dionysus ended.
We smiled and looked at eachother and brought out a large bottle of wine we took form the Hermes cabin.
"Happy Fathers day" we finished.
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