This happened after I'd seen a certain scene in a recent Elementary episode (2x15). I had to laugh because it made me think of ASiB, and then, a day later, this little ficlet came to my mind.
Pic can be found on AO3; last sentence added so the ficlet makes sense (this would be so much easier if I could post links...)
Rated T
Warning Signs
"You can't be serious."
"Why?"
"Because- Well, you can't seriously consider putting this up. You just can't!"
"I think it is quite necessary and may just prove to be useful."
"It's no one's business!"
"I beg to differ. I assume you remember what happened the last time?"
"Of course I remember. I was there."
"So was Lestrade."
"Yes, thanks for the reminder. Still, why can't we put it up at the door of the flat?"
"To assure that we are neither seen or heard."
"... heard?"
"You are quite vocal."
"You seemed to like it."
"Of course I did. That doesn't mean that others need to hear it."
"But everyone who passes by-"
"Will know we're are enjoying ourselves. Now give me the note, please."
Coitus in progress. DO NOT DISTURB!
FIN
