Chapter 6

I don't own Naruto, just the plot

In the morning Shikamaru and Naruto wake up, "good morning Naruto," Shikamaru says and yawns.

"Morning Shika – kun," Naruto gets up, "I can't believe you fell asleep."

"Did you just call me 'Shika – kun'?"

"Maybe I did, Shika – Kun, don't you like your new nickname?" Naruto asks smiling, "I can go back to calling you cloud boy."

"Yes I do, Naruto – chan," Shikamaru sits up, "ugh my mom is going to kill me for not coming home last night."

"I can go with you to help," Naruto offers.

"No thanks, she might try to kill you," Shikamaru says, he leaves. Naruto puts on her red jacket and goes into town and stops at the bath house. She smiles and goes in, it is still morning so no one is in the outdoor bath house with her, and she opens her wings in the hot water.

"This is heaven," she says and sinks in the water a little. She can hear perverted laughing so she uses at transformation jutsu to hid her wings and stand up, "who is there!"

"And I thought coming early would be a waste of time," she hears him says. Naruto puts her towel on and looks around until she sees a man staring at her.

"Who are you?"

"Oops I have been spotted," he says.

Naruto punches him in the head, "stupid perverted old man get out I am trying to relax."

He gets up, "I didn't want to disturb you I was just doing research," he says, "for my book and you were being very inspirational a minute ago," Naruto see a little blood trickle down from his nose. Naruto looks at him shocked, did he see my wings, crude!

"What did you see?!" Naruto asks irritated.

"Well," he bushes like a pervert.

He didn't see them; he was too busy looking at my butt and chest, Naruto sighs, "What is you name Mr. Pervert?"

"I am the great the might, the powerful toad sage, Jiraiya!" He says.

"Ok Pervy Sage, if I ever see you spying on me again you won't like it," Naruto says smiling.

"It is Jiraiya and why should I be scared of you?"

"I am a ninja," Naruto says, she would attack him but she thought of something better.

"Oh you are?"

"Yeah and I don't have a teacher," she says sadly, "so I can't train and I would do anything for a teacher."

"Anything," Jiraiya smiles, "well I will train you if," he trails off.

Naruto just smiles and hug him, "thanks Pervy Sage!" Jiraiya doesn't say his condition, "where should we start?" Naruto asks when she pulls away.

"Follow me," he says, Naruto gets dress then follows him to a river, "I am going to teach you to walk on water. Focus the chakra in your feet and walk."

Naruto does and instantly realizes that she can't use the same amount of chakra but she walks across the water and back without falling in, "that was easy, anything else you can teach me?"

"I can teach you summoning no jutsu, you have to sign a contract with the animal you want to summon first," he rolls out a big scroll, "bit all of your fingers and sign then put your fingerprints in blood on the scroll to make the blood packet." Naruto does as instructed.

Naruto bits her thumb again and slams it into the ground, "summoning no jutsu." A large frog appears and Jiraiya hides.

"Who summoned me?" the large frog asks.

"I did," Naruto says standing her ground.

The frog laughs, "Where is Jiraiya?" he pulls Jiraiya from out of hiding, "why did you summon me?"

Naruto is irritated because he is ignoring her, "I said I summoned you stupid toad!"

"I am Lord Gama Bunta, the chief toad! How dare you insult me! "Jiraiya vanishes, "great he got away, now surrender and show me respect and I might make you my henchmen, be grateful!"

Naruto looks around to see if Jiraiya really did leave, "you should be showing me some respect to Gama Bunta," she undoes her transformation jutsu and takes off her jacket letting her wings open.

"What the heck are you?!"

"I am Naruto Uzumaki, I signed that summoning contract and I summoned you here. And one more thing," Naruto flies up to him, "if you want respect from me then show me the same respect you want!"

"Gutsy kid, aren't you," Gama Bunta says.

"So do you believe me now, Lord Gama Bunta?" Naruto asks smiling.

"Call me when you are old enough and we will get a drink together, Naruto."

"Why wait, if you can take something strong then you can have some of my special sake," Naruto says using a summoning scroll a large bottle of sake comes out and two glass with it.

Gama Bunta laughs and takes a shot of it, "this is strong stuff."

"Yes it is, the stupid villagers tried getting me drunk one time and it didn't end very well," Naruto says and takes a shot.

"Oh and what happened?"

"Um, if I remember correctly, the second Kyuubi attack on Konoha, or all the adults had pink hair," Naruto tries to remember, "it is one or the other."

Gama Bunta laughs, "you dyed everyone hair pink, why pink?"

"Because of this annoying girl I know, her hair is naturally pink, and I started a little rumor in school that pink hair is contagious," Naruto laughs.

"And when was that?"

Naruto counts on her fingers, "when I was six, but I think we are friends now," Naruto shrugs, "do you want the last drink?" She pours it into Gama Bunta's cup and he drinks it.

"Where did you get that anyway, what is it called?"

"I made it and I call it the shock," Naruto says.

"Why."

"The alcohol doesn't hit you until you stop drinking and the more you drink the harder it hits, you will see later," Naruto says and Gama Bunta leaves. Naruto puts on her jacket, takes a drink out of the river then passes out, Jiraiya come back after she is out. He picks up the bottle and smells it.

"Whoa, this is strong," he says and looks at Naruto, "did she drink this?" He picks her up and takes her to the hospital and forces them to give her a room.

When Naruto wakes up Shikamaru is sitting by her, "look who is finally awake."

"He Shika – Kun, where am I?" Naruto looks around holding her head.

"In the hospital, you have been asleep for a few days," Naruto's eyes widen and she looks around quickly and Shikamaru can tell she is about to run out of the room.

"Why am I here, I cannot be here!" Naruto screams a little.

"It is fine Sasuke, Kuru, and I made it very clear what would happen to them if they hurt you, you really are troublesome."

"Oh," Naruto relaxes a bit, "where are they anyway?"

"They vanished a wail ago," Shikamaru says, "oh here; I came here to visit Choji and give him the fruit basket but he can't eat anything so let's eat."

"Let's go and eat it in front of him," Naruto says smiling.

They leave the room, "oh um where did you wings go, did you but a transformation jutsu on?"

Naruto remembers she isn't wearing her jacket and looks around, "your welcome angel, next time, don't us up all of our chakra!"

Well sorry! And thanks, I guess.

"Yeah I put it on wail I was training, let's see Lee wail we are here," Naruto says. They walk into Lee's room and See Garra about to kill him, Shikamaru uses his shadow position jutsu.

"Garra, what are you doing to Lee?!" Naruto asks him.

"I wanted to kill him," Garra says calmly.

"Why?" Naruto asks before Shikamaru can say anything.

"I want to kill him because I want to kill him."

"What?"

"You really weren't raised right, were you?! You are so self-centered," Shikamaru says.

"If you interfere I will kill you," Garra says.

"What are you doing Garra, walk away!" Naruto says to him in there head.

"No I need to prove my existence," Garra says back.

"We should stick together and I can't help you if you attack my friends and me, Shukaku and Kurama make us monsters in everyone's eyes that mean we need to stick together. Unless you really think killing Lee is right go ahead but you will have to kill me first."

"I am not going to kill you unless I have to; I was threatening the boy by you."

"Garra, I don't want to fight you either, but I will if you make me."

"Both of you stop and shut up!" Shukaku says and Garra grabs his head.

"What are you two doing stop fighting already!" Kurama screams. Naruto grabs her head like Garra.

"Kurama, where are you?!"

"Just stay in Konoha Kit, I will come back for the chunnin exams," Kurama says.

"I know where he is," Garra says.

"Can you take me?" Garra nods.

"Shikamaru, let him go," Naruto says.

"What he just tried to kill Lee, why are you just staring at him?"

"Just trust me," Naruto puts her hand on his shoulder and he lets Garra go, "I will be back later." Naruto and Garra leave.

The walk in silence until Fallen talks to Naruto, "angel why are with Garra, I though you like 'Shika- Kun'," Fallen says in a mocking tone.

SHUT UP! Naruto screams in her head.

"I didn't say anything," Garra says.

Naruto looks at him, "oh I wasn't talking to you," she says nervously and embarrassed.

"Who were you talking to then?"

"Um, well," Naruto doesn't want to tell him about Fallen.

"She was talking to me sand boy," Fallen says.

Fallen shut up already!

"Who is Fallen?"

"Can you read my mind or something?"

"Yes," he says, "never mind I think I know who she is." Garra now thinks Naruto has a split personality.

"When we were talking earlier, what did you mean by 'proving your existence'?" Naruto asks hoping to change the subject.

"I used to ask myself why I existed, I need to find a reason to live otherwise I might as well be dead. So I came up with this, 'I exist to kill all other humans other than myself.' I have lived I constant fear of being killed by an assassin, I finally found inner peace by killing those who sought to kill me," Garra smiles evilly.

"Well my life hasn't been nice either but killing everyone is not a reason to live because once you kill everyone then you no longer exist," Naruto says, "doesn't anyone love you like your family. I know you have one but both of my parents died thanks to Kurama killing them."

"I killed the person who I would call mother when I was born," Garra says.

"Well I guess I technically killed my mother by being born too," Naruto says, "Kurama just finished them off."

"You also shouldn't hold me to your own standards, to me 'family' means mere hulls of flesh connected by hatred and murderous intent," Garra says.

"Well we are technically siblings too Garra," Naruto says and Garra looks at her, "all Bijuu's are siblings so the jinchūriki that hold them are all the other jinchūriki siblings. So I guess that makes you my brother and I don't hate you or want to kill you, do you hate me or want to kill me?"

Garra is silent, "It is a simple question bro, do you hate me?"

"No."

"Do you want to kill me?"

"At the moment, no," Garra says.

"Then I am your real family, the people who fit your description of family are your fake family."

Garra nods, "alright."

"Oh yeah that reminds me," Naruto pulls out a scroll and summons her orange jacket then puts it on.

"Why did you put that on?"

"So can take off a transformation jutsu," Naruto says and undoes the jutsu.

"We are here," they climb up the cliff and watch until Kakashi says.

"I know you are there the blood lust is radiating off of you," Kakashi says, "Why don't you come out."

Garra walks out from behind the rock, Naruto says hidden.

"Garra what are you doing here, did you bring kit?" Kurama asks.

"Yes," Garra answers out loud.

"Kit, come out now, I know you came with him," Kurama says.

"So what?" Naruto says and walks out from behind the rock, "hi Sasuke and Kakashi," she waves at them.

"What are you doing here, you two," Kakashi asks them.

"To warn you three, if you are late for the chunnin exams I will use you to prove my existence," Naruto says then smiles, "bye bye." They walk back to Konoha.

"Thank you Garra," Naruto says.

Garra smiles a little, "your welcome," then he says, "Sis. But are you really going to kill them if they are late?"

"Maybe or the closest thing," Naruto shrugs then smiles, "I just hope for their sakes they aren't late."

Chunnin exams

Everyone except for Sasuke and Kurama are looking at the crowd. "wow, look at the turn out."

"Are you nervous angel?" Fallen asks.

I am excited, why would I be nervous, I am going to become a chunnin today!

"This is the new fighting arrangement; make sure you know who you are fighting." Naruto notices immediately that the winner of the Sasuke Garra match has to fight Kurama.

Someone dropped out. Naruto thinks, or Garra killed. All that really matters in that I fight Neji though.

"Ok you two stay here and everyone go up to the stands and wait for your fight," Naruto and Neji look at each other.

"Garra, cover your eyes if you want to watch the fight," Naruto tells him.

"The rules are the same from the preliminaries, begin."

Naruto does some hand sighs, "art of concealing," Garra covers his eyes but everyone else sees white feathers make a dome around Neji and Naruto. When Garra opens his eye he can see through the feathers.

"What did you do?" Neji looks at the walls.

"To make it a little more privet, ready to lose Neji," Naruto asks him.

"I will not lose; you will lose because it is your fate."

"Oh my fate, that is bull," Naruto takes off her jacket, "it is fate that makes me a monster to everyone, is it fate that I have these?" Naruto opens her white wings and shocks Neji.

"What the, this is just a genjustu," Neji says.

"Really? No it isn't use your eyes and see for yourself, my chakra system runs into my wings, they are real and attached." He does and is shocked, "your 'fate' can be changed Neji, do you think it is my fate to hid my wings forever or to show them off and fly freely?"

"I," Neji just stares.

"That is my choice Neji just like it is your choice on how you live your life," Naruto says and punches him.

Neji gets up and looks at her, "it is my…"

"It is not you fate to win," Naruto charges at him the goes behind him and kicks him in the back, "fate has nothing to do with anything. It is just something people like you use to blame your misfortune on, well guess what, if you don't like how your life is going then change it yourself, make your own life better with your own power!" Naruto punches him in the jaw and he falls, Naruto puts her jacket back on hiding her wings and the feather barrier falls. The white feather circles around Naruto then fall to the ground. "Hey Neji, don't give up on being free, ok, everyone can do it, it will just take some work."

"The winner is Naruto!"

Naruto goes up to where the other fighters are, "did you like the show?" she asks Garra.

"What was that?" Garra asks her.

"I will show you again later," she whispers to him then walks to Shikamaru.

"I wish you would have told me about the barrier, I wanted to watch you kick Neji's butt."

"Well I am just troublesome like that," Naruto says and laughs.

"Well will be postponing the Sasuke Garra match so we will be moving on to the next match."

"I withdraw," Konkuro say.

"What are you a chicken or something?"

Temari jumps on her fan and goes down into the arena, "alright the other fighter needs to come down here too."

Shikamaru doesn't move, "good luck Shika – Kun," Naruto grabs his arm and jumps down into the arena pulling him down with her, "and if you complain I could have just pushed you down," Naruto jumps back up to the waiting area.

Temari charges at him and that is the last thing Naruto sees before she is back in her head, "Fallen this is getting annoying," she says and sits down.

"I know but you still need to learn more, but good job with your fight with Neji," Fallen says, "his reason for his hatred is interesting."

"I don't want to know right now, but earlier you said Itachi is watching me what did you mean?"

"Sorry I can't tell you that, I need some secrets," Fallen says smiling, "now what to tell you."

"Why can't you tell me!"

"I want a few secrets angel, now I think you should learn more about the Uchiha men that still live."

"So I get to learn about Sasuke and Itachi."

Fallen smiles, she is hiding something else, "I know I will tell you about how the Uchiha clan got started!"

"Pass," Naruto says, "I don't need to learn about the Uchiha clan and how it got started."

"Hm, fine, I can tell you about Kurama," Fallen offers.

"Unless you can tell me why he is late and why his is trying to get me to kill him, then go ahead!" Naruto says irritated.

"Why are you so irritable?"

"I am mad that Sasuke and Kurama are going to get disqualified!"

"Calm down they will be here soon, but until then you are in here with me so pick a topic I can tell you about."

Naruto smiles, "what is the birds and the bees?"

Fallen gawks at her, "no one has had the talk with you?!"

"Nope, and I keep hearing those words from all of the adults and it is really bugging me, Kurama says he will tell me when I am older but you can just tell me now," Naruto say amused.

"Oh god, where do I start," Fallen says, after a long, embarrassing, and disturbing talk from Fallen about the birds and bees, "and now you know where babies come from."

"But I still don't understand, where does the stork come in," Fallen smacks herself.

"For the last time Iruka lied, babies do not come from storks!"

"The why did Iruka tell me that parents who want kids write a letter to the stork the he flies to their house and drops the perfect child off so they can be a family!"

"He lied to try to keep your innocents but now it is just annoying, babies come from mothers not bird!"

"Then where did we come from humans and birds?!"

Fallen screams, "no I already told you why we have wings and you came from your mom and dad who are dead, if they were alive I would make them tell you that they gave birth to you and did not write to a stupid stork to get you!"

"Ok but one more thing," Naruto says calmly.

"What," Fallen asks calmer.

"If human babies come from moms," Fallen nods, "where do jinchūriki and Bijuu come from?"

Fallen smacks herself, "jinchūriki are humans and I will tell you were Bijuu come from next time Shikamaru's fight is almost over, bye." Naruto looks over the metal bars the see that Shikamaru has control of Temari.

"I quit," Shikamaru says.

"Winner Temari."

Naruto jumps down, "why did you quit?!"

"Naruto – chan it is fine, this is just too troublesome," then in the middle of the arena a leaf tornado starts and after all the leafs fall Sasuke, Kurama, and Kakashi are standing back to back.

"And who are you two?"

"I am Sasuke Uchiha."

"And I am Kuru."

"You two are so dead after the exams, do you know how late you guys are! You almost got disqualified!"

"So they aren't disqualified right?" Kakashi asks the ref.

"No we pushed Sasuke's match back, and it starts right now." Kakashi sighs with relief.

"By the way you are talking I am going to assume you won your match," Sasuke says.

"Yes I did and if either of you lose your first match I will kill you," Naruto says smiling with a murderous intent. "And I am not kidding either!" Kurama gulps.

"Well I guess we will have to win then," Kurama says. They leave so the match can start as soon as Garra gets there. Kurama jumps into the waiting area, Shikamaru and Naruto take the stairs. When they get to the floor that Garra is on there are to dead bodies on the floor that looks like they just got blown up.

"Good luck Garra," Naruto says as
he passes them.

"Thanks sis," Garra says as he passes her.

Shikamaru falls to the floor from his murderous aura radiating off of him as he passes. "Are you ok?" Naruto looks at him on the ground.

"Yeah but didn't you feel his aura?!"

"Oh I am used to it," Naruto says and helps him up, "he is my brother after all."

"Brother, you are joking right?!"

"He isn't my brother by blood, it is by what is sealed inside of us, so we are family," Naruto says as she helps him up the stairs.

"Oh, does her have," Shikamaru stops.

"No, he isn't like me in that department," Naruto says smiling, "let's hurry up; I want to say hi to everyone before to real fight starts." Naruto runs.

"Wait what do you mean, hey wait for me!"

"Real fight?"

Yeah, the first thirty seconds will probably just be a warm up, and the rest will be an amazing fight.

"Hi guys," Naruto says.

"Hi Naruto, congratulations on winning you first match but you should have let everyone watch instead of putting up a barrier."

Naruto sticks her tongue out, "I will tell you about it if you want but I think this fight will be better." They look out in the arena to see Garra in a sand circle.

"I will feed you tasty blood this time mother," Naruto hears Garra say.

"Garra, please don't kill him! Garra!"

He can't hear me.

"I can help you but…"

Fallen, if I don't help he will kill Sasuke! Naruto is standing behind everyone, Fallen sends her some power and shadows form behind Naruto in the shape of two open wings.

"Garra, stop," Naruto says and Sasuke's attack gets through the sand barrier and Garra's transformation stops. The sand falls around him; Shikamaru looks at Naruto and sees the wing shadows.

"Naruto – chan?"

Naruto's eyes are red and she looks at Shikamaru then her eyes turn back to their original blue color and the wing shadow vanish, "yes?"

"Nothing," Shikamaru looks back to the fight.

What did Fallen do to Naruto, what will happen next and will Naruto annoy Fallen with more weird questions?

If you tell me some funny ones then she might. ; )

I hope you liked this chapter. : )