Chapter 8

I don't own Naruto, just this plot.

Merry Christmas!

Thanks for the questions candy514

Naruto and Shikamaru are eating ramen at Ichiraku, "best ramen in the world!"

"All you eat is ramen," Shikamaru says to his girlfriend.

"So what, it is the best food in the world!"

"Hey," Jiraiya says.

"Hi Pervy – Sage," Naruto says as she finishes her ramen.

"Pervy - Sage?"

"One my name is Jiraiya," he says and makes a weird pose. "And two, Naruto do you want to go on a training journey with me?"

"Training?" Naruto asks then smiles, "Yeah, meet me at the gates in ten minutes!" He leaves.

"You brother is going to kill you for leaving," Shikamaru says.

"Oh well, he will get over it," Naruto says, she kisses him on the check and leaves, "bye Shika – Kun."

Naruto is sitting in a hotel that Jiraiya dumped her in so he can flirt with a girl that winced at him, "stupid Sannin, he is supposed to be training you not trying to pick up girls."

No kidding. Naruto meditates and ends up inside of her head, "really Fallen!"

"You aren't doing anything," she says.

"Fine," Naruto says and sits at the table, "so what are we going to talk about today?"

"Your call Angel."

"Am I stupid?"

"No, who told you that?!"

"Everyone, am I boring?"

"No, annoying, maybe," Fallen says, "why are you asking things like this?"

"Why do you exist?"

"Balance, everything has an opposite. Light, dark. Yin, yang. Sky, and ground. And in our case, Naruto, Fallen."

"Describe my family," Naruto says.

"Ok," after a long winded explanation of her parents she hears a knock on the door. "And that is why you have blond hair, hey are you listening?!"

"Yes, I have to leave Pervy - sage is back," Naruto gets up in the real world and walks to the door.

"DON'T, that isn't Jiraiya!"

Who is it then?! Naruto opens the door.

"Hello Naruto – chan."

"Itachi and Kisame," Fallen says.

"Will you come out here Naruto – chan," Itachi asks.

Why is my body moving on its own?! Fallen are you doing this?! Naruto walks out and closes the door.

"No I am not, these guys are bad!" Naruto gets control of her body, "throw your feather knifes at them then run as fast as you can!"

Ok.

"Should we cut off a leg so she can't run?" Kisame asks.

"No," Itachi say, "the blood will only leave a trail."

Naruto throws a kunai and the feather follow it and she jumps back.

"She can still move," Kisame says as the dodge her attack.

Itachi looks at the feather "don't let the feathers touch you or your weapons."

"Why not?!" Naruto throws more feather knifes and he uses his sword to block them. The feathers go through it and one stabs Kisame in the arm, he dodges the others, "what the heck?!"

"Naruto," Sasuke says then looks at Itachi, "brother!"

"Otouto," Itachi says and Sasuke charges at him with his chidori.

"You can feel there hate can't you?"

What no, wait but you can.

"Yeah so?"

How much does Sasuke hate Itachi?

"A lot!"

How much does Itachi hate Sasuke?

Fallen smiles, "not at all."

Thanks. Itachi grabs Sasuke by the neck and holds him up agents the wall. "Sasuke!"

Sasuke starts to screams and Itachi drops him, "Angel?"

Naruto starts to throw the feather knifes and a lot of them, "whoa!" Kisame moves back to dodge and Itachi has to dodge them too, "where are they coming from?!"

"Her," Itachi says.

"Slam your hands into the ground and watch your new move."

Naruto slams her hands into the ground like she is going to summon something and feathers start to shoot up from the floor, Itachi and Kisame retreat.

"Naruto," Jiraiya comes running in, "what happened, where are they?"

"Gone," Naruto says out of breath. She walks over to Sasuke, "wake up Teme."

"Angel, he is in a coma."

WHAT?! "Sasuke come on wake up!" She shakes him, "Sasuke!"

Kurama runs in, "damn it where is Sasuke! How dare that ingrate seal me in a rock?!"

"Kuru!" Naruto says, "help Sasuke!"

"What happened here and why are you outside of Konoha?!"

"Training with Pervy – sage!" Naruto points at Jiraiya, "now help Sasuke!"

He walks over to him, "this will take a minute."

"No one can heal him except for Tsunade," Jiraiya says.

"You have never seen Kuru heal people," Naruto says. "Oh Kuru this is Jiraiya the toad sage and Sannin. Pervy – Sage, this is my brother Kuru."

Kurama uses his red chakra to heal Sasuke and he wakes up, "amazing," Jiraiya says.

Sasuke sits up, "where is he?!"

Kurama smacks him, "that is for sealing me in a rock!"

"Sorry," Sasuke says, "next time I will take you with me."

"That isn't the problem!"

"Sasuke, Kuru doesn't like to be sealed," Naruto says and gets up, "man I made a real mess."

They look at all the feathers, "what did you do?" Kurama asks.

"I used a new move," Naruto says, "Feza kabe."

"Feza kabe? Really?"

Shut up, if you wanted a better name then you name it next time!

Kurama looks at her, "you are not naming your own moves anymore," he says and gets up, "come on we are going back to Konoha now!"

"Nope, you two are, I am going to train with Pervy sage."

"No," Kurama says.

"Yes."

"NO!"

"YES!"

They glare at each other with red eye.

"How long will you keep her away from Konoha?" Kurama asks Jiraiya without taking his eyes off of Naruto.

"Um a few weeks," Jiraiya says.

"You are to be back in a week or I will come to drag you home," Kurama says and he grabs the back of Sasuke's collar, "we are leaving."

"Hey," Sasuke falls back and Kurama drags him, "at least let me get up!"

"NO!"

Naruto and Jiraiya go to the next town, "so where is this Tsunade again?"

"I don't know," Jiraiya says as they walk into a gambling shop.

"Hey kid, wana make a bet?"

"I am going to get some information, stay here," Jiraiya walks in.

"So," he asks.

"Let's do it," Fallen says.

"Why not," Naruto says.

"Even or odds?"

"Odd."

"Odd," Naruto says and he lifts up the cup.

"Good job," he gives her some money, "what to try again, lucky kid?"

"Well I can see what the dice is. Keep playing."

"Ok," after seventy straight wins Jiraiya come back.

"Ok I finally got the information," he says and looks at the pile of money next to Naruto.

"Well Lucky Kid, wana play again?" He asks.

"Naruto! Have you been gambling this whole time?!"

"No she has been winning this whole time," the man says, "do you need a job Lucky?"

"NO," Jiraiya says as he gathers her winnings and Naruto then leaves. "What was that?!"

"Me earning us money," Naruto says, "for gathering information."

He looks at Naruto, "this is enough too by a village!"

"Really," Jiraiya sighs, "I thought I won more."

He falls, "have you ever heard of the ninjas deadly sins?"

"Yes," she says, "oh let's eat here," she points at a restaurant and runs inside.

"Nice play Angel."

Thanks

"Tsunade!" Jiraiya says.

"Jiraiya?!" She says. After they eat everyone talks, "so you want me to become Hokage? No thanks, only an idiot would want that job."

Fallen starts to laugh, shut up Fallen! "Well that is all, let's start my training now. I can take over as Hokage."

"No," he says, "come on Tsunade."

"No Jiraiya!"

She likes to gamble right?

"Yeah why? Oh, nice plane Angel!"

"I didn't want to do this but I need to start my training now!" Naruto stands up.

"Naruto wait!" Jiraiya gets up.

"What?!"

Naruto puts a large bag on the table, "if you come with us to Konoha then I will give you all of this money!"

Naruto opens the bag and Tsunade starts to drool a little, "where did you get all of that money?"

"You aren't the only one here who gambles. I am just good at it. So will you come with us or not?"

"You got yourself a deal kid," they shake hands.

"You can have the money when we get to Konoha," she looks at Tsunade, "what is wrong, did you think I would pay you up front with full trust that you will come with us?"

"Well," Jiraiya says, "we will leave tomorrow!"

"Tonight," Naruto says, "we will leave tonight and start my training now."

"Oh, so you didn't forget," Jiraiya says.

"No kidding," She says smiling and pushes him out, "are you two coming?"

"Yes," Tsunade and her friend follow them.

"Naruto why are we leaving now?"

"I have a bad feeling," Naruto says still pushing him.

"So you can feel them too?"

Like I would forget the chakra of that snake.

"Good girl," Fallen says.

"So about that new move," Naruto says, "can we start now?"

"Well to teach you I need some balloons full of water."

Naruto digs a few balloons out of her bag and her water bottle, "here," he makes the water balloons.

"Watch," he makes the balloon pop.

"You are teaching her the Rasengan?!"

"Yes," he says and Naruto starts to practice.

"Hey Angel, spin your chakra, left and right."

Ok. Naruto does and the balloon pops.

"Good job, that was fast," Jiraiya blows up a balloon, "now pop this one."

Do the same thing?

"Good job, now you are getting it."

They walk for an hour and Naruto pops it waking everyone up as they walk. "What is the next step?"

"Let's rest here for a few days," Jiraiya says when they see a hot spring.

"Fine," Naruto walks in ahead of them, "can we get a room with four bed rooms please?"

"Sure honey," the woman says, "just get your mommy and daddy so they can play for it."

"Actually I am here with my grandparents, and this is my treat," Naruto pays for the room and buys everyone robs for the hot springs.

"This is a nice room Gaki," Tsunade says.

"Here," she gives everyone a rob, "if we are staying here then I am going to train in the hot springs," Naruto leaves, "and since I still don't trust you," she puts a seal in her room, "if anyone goes in my room they will not be able to form chakra." She leaves with a rubber ball.

Tsunade follows her, "why did you do that?"

"So Jiraiya will stay out of my cloths," Naruto growls.

"How do you know he has been in your clothes?!" Naruto uses a jutsu to hide her wings.

"I am missing a bra and panties," Naruto says as she sits in the hot spring.

Tsunade sits next to her, "smart."

"I can show you the seal later if you want."

"No thanks, I will just punish him."

"Inform her that she will have to punish him in a few minutes if her gets any closer to the girls hot spring."

The springs are right next to each other Fallen and if he does look, again, I will beat the crude out of him.

"I will help."

"Do you think he will be stupid enough to try and spy on us?"

"I don't know, how long have you been traveling with him?"

"When I first met him he saw me naked because he said I was being inspirational to his books."

"HE is going to try, I will not lie. He will try."

"Kill the old pervert. You don't need him for training anymore; I will train you if you kill him!"

I am not going to kill him. Naruto sees some of Jiraiya's white hair sticking up from the bush, yet.

Naruto nudges at Tsunade and points at Jiraiya and she nods. They put on their towels and beat him up, "stupid pervert," Tsunade throws him over the wall into the boy's side.

"If my brother saw him doing that then he would be dead right now," Naruto says as she gets back into the water.

"Oh, over protective brother?"

"I have five more days to get back to Konoha before he comes looking for me. That is why I am trying to rush but it is about a day's walk away so we can stay her for a few days."

"Why do you want to become Hokage?"

"Hm," Naruto looks at her, "well, everyone in Konoha has always bullied me so I want them to see me as someone strong and acknowledge my existence. So becoming the Hokage is the best way for me to do that."

"Well, it is a fool's job."

"Perfect," Naruto says and she looks at Naruto shocked, "everyone is always calling me stupid, Dobe, or idiotic, so if it is a fool's job then it is perfect for me."

Tsunade looks shocked then starts to laugh, "You have guts Gaki."

"Thanks," Naruto rolls the rubber ball over the water and makes a Rasengan, "and now I am the future gutsy Hokage that knows Rasengan."

"Amazing," Tsunade says, "you are a quick study aren't you?"

"I guess," Naruto says, "well we all can relax for the next few days now."

Tsunade smiles at her, "Gaki."

"Oh Tsunade Baa – chan," she cringes at her new name, "do you think you could teach a friend of mine? And give my brother a formal healing training?"

"Sure, I would like to meet this brother of yours," Tsunade says.

"I am sure he will want to meet you too," Naruto says, Kurama is going to kill me, Naruto starts to laugh.

"You are a dead girl walking."

"What is so funny," Tsunade asks.

"My brother is going to be mad when he sees I signed him up for you to teach him."

"What is he a know it all?"

"He thinks he knows everything."

"Most boys do," Tsunade says.

"Hang on," Naruto gets up and throws hot sauce in a hole in the fence.

"MY EYE!" Jiraiya screams.

"Bought it just for you," Naruto calls to him and sits back down.

"Good eye," Tsunade says.

"Oh I saw the blood," Naruto points at the red parts of the fence.

"I am going to beat the crap out of that pervert!"

"I will join you later," Naruto says and sinks into the water, "this feels so nice."

Tsunade leaves and she hears Jiraiya running. "Well today was an exciting day."

Yeah, I am going to have to be more careful now.

"What do you mean?"

Pervy – Sage and Tsunade Baa – chan aren't going to leave me alone as soon as we get back to Konoha you know. They will probably stick close to my like family.

"Well you have a screwed up family."

No kidding, a demon brother, an Uchiha brother, a black winged sister, a perverted grandpa, the next hokage as my grandma, my dad the previous hokage, my mom the previous nine tail's jinchūriki, my Nara boyfriend, and then me. I don't even know how to describe myself anymore.

"The young Angel," Fallen says.

Naruto gets out and gets dress then walks back into the room, "whoa," Naruto says looking at Jiraiya's beat up face and that Jiraiya and Tsunade are both drunk.

"Look who is back!" Jiraiya says, "Good job with the Rasengan!"

"Thanks I am going to bed," Naruto walks into her room and locks the door behind her and goes to sleep.

I hope you liked this chapter! :)

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