A/N: I'm still waiting for a review. Even a flam would be appreciated.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Mahou Sensei Negima, Negima!? Or Mahou Sensei Negima live action series. Ken Akamatsu, Kodansha, Del Ray comics and TV Tokyo do. So please don't sue me. I will get back to the war in maybe the next chapter or in part of this one.
After about 5 minutes of walking, they arrived at a shady-looking apartment building with what looked like one of those enormous weightlifter-like people you see on UFC and WWE.
"Ah, Alex, welcome back. These people must be your guests." Said the large bouncer
"Actually, we have cards so please don't try to kill us." Said Kaede as she pulled out the card Alex had given them at the Dojo. Everyone else soon did the same.
"Alright, just step on in. I'll tell ya though, I actually had to have some undercover police officer be sent off to the torture chamber today. Good thing we have these cards huh?" said the bouncer with a slightly upbeat attitude.
With that, the group then stepped in. and took their seats. They watched a few very bloody fights. But Alex's fights, they were the sort of things you would expect to see out of a horror/kung fu/ Mortal Kombat movie. The fights were full of brutal beatings, and even more brutal finishing moves. So brutal they were, that Konoka had to stay at the snack bar or close her eyes throughout the whole fight.
After about 20 fights, which lasted roughly five minutes each, it was time for the final fight. It was Alex against a person twice his size, and possibly twice his weight. Like a sumo wrestler, minus the fat, and plus the muscle (in other words, the fat was all muscle). Everyone laughed at the seemingly one-sidedness of the fight. Alex ignored it though.
The whistle blew, and the challenger charged at Alex full speed. Causing the arena to shake violently with each of his steps. Alex however, took this time to study his opponents movements. He then grabbed the weapon he had made with a piece of bone with an edge sharpened onto it. With that lone dagger, he was to take his opponent down. When his opponent was close enough to him, he through a punch. Alex moved tilted his head slightly, avoiding the blow and sliced every tendon in his hand, arm and shoulder. He then grabbed the arm, stuck the knife in between the elbow joint and pulled it out. Alex's opponent grabbed his arm, howling in pain. Then, in a flash of motion, he went about severing every tendon in the man's body. For a moment, he just stood there. Shaking slightly. Then, he fell with a loud thud. But the fight wasn't over yet. He then got onto his opponents back, and delivered a hand-chop hard and fast enough to break his neck and spinal cord. then, he formed his hand into a point, and stuck it into his head, and ripped out his brain. The audience then applauded him and a man, dressed in black, walked onto the stage and handed Alex a suitcase of money.
"Here are you're winnings. Young man. Ladies and gentlemen! The winner, is Bone master Alexander!" said the announcer.
Alex walked off the stage, and a man approached him. he was wearing a trench coat and hat. He then pulled out a gun and shot at Alex. However, Alex had performed a shundo and appeared right before the assailant. The assailant, who was now shaking in his boots. Let out a scream. But not because Alex was staring him in the eye. But because Alex had stuck his hand into the mans mouth, and pulled out his tongue and ripped off his right arm. And whacked him with it. He then took the gun out of the hand and shot the man in both of the knees and in the groin.
He then got up, looked around, and walked towards a group of people. Who were watching the whole thing. He looked at the leader there and spoke.
"Now, I told you Mr. Kazemoto. If you tried to have me killed again, I would show up at your door, and kill everyone associated with you. However, since I'm with friends today, I'm going to be nice and only kill your bodyguards here." Said Alex as he dropped twelve throwing knifes out of his sleeves. And threw them, three in each finger at the bodyguards. Impaling them in the chest. They all dropped to the floor. Mr. Kazemoto however, took a sword out of his cane and slashed at Alex who caught the blade ninja style and yanked it out of his hands. He then grabbed the mans right thumb and yanked it off. Spraying blood all over the man and Alex.
"Remember. Next time, I'll kill you" Alex said as he smiled and walked back towards his friends.
"So, ready to go? I'm hungry as hell after killing 13 people today." Said Alex
"Umm, well sure. but I would hate to have you pay for Kotaro's eating habits." Negi said. Now not knowing what to think about their new friend Alex.
"Don't worry. If you stick with me, you won't have to pay for a thing in a bunch of places all around Tokyo, Beijing, Boston, New York, Pyongyang and Seoul. Plus I got about 100 million yen in this suitcase here." Said Alex
"WHAT!?" they all said in unison.
"How you get all that free stuff and 100 million yen!?" asked Ku Fei with an open mouth.
"Well, Japan isn't the only place with death matches. You should see the ones held in Pyongyang. If you thought the ones you saw here were bloody, the ones there will make you go insane. There are people there who could make a horror movie with the stuff they do. But, I guess you guys should be getting back to campus. I'm gonna go do some patrolling. You never know when someone is needs to have a mugger permanently disabled." Said Alex
With that, they said goodbye, exchanged numbers, and returned to what they originally planned to do. They talked idly among themselves along the way back to campus. As they were walking along, Negi couldn't help but think what it would be like if he was ever to fight Alex. He knew his father, so he is obviously more powerful than he lets on. Also, he defeated an entire fleet of 250 aircraft carriers by himself. And he survived a knife straight into his forehead. That should of at least made anyone show some sort of pain. He would obviously be a powerful ally, but still. He then told himself that next time he met Alex, he would interview him so he knows whom he's dealing with.
Before they knew it, they were all back at the school. They said their goodbyes and went to their respective dorms.
"Negi. Now that you are older, you can no longer sleep in my bed. If I do find you in my bed, I swear that I will beat your face in. is that clear?" Asuna said in her authoritarian voice.
"Alright. But that means that you can't come into my bed, Asuna-san." Negi said with a teasing voice.
After that remark, he got a swift kick in the balls from Asuna. Konoka, being the airhead that she is, just laughed at this and sided with Negi as usual.
They were awakened the next morning (Saturday) by the smell of cooking food. Asuna was the first to wake up. She looked to the stove and nearly jumped out of her bed. For at the stove, it was none other than Alex, the Boy they had all met last night.
"Alex-san! What are you doing here!?" Yelled Asuna, waking everyone else in the room, and a few in the immediate area up.
"Well, for one, I have to say that the security in this place sucks. That little vampire girl and her robot weren't very much of a challenge at all. Secondly, I wanted you guys to try my cooking. And thirdly, I came here with a message. But first, eat up." Said Alex, who received a kick in the balls. "Asuna-san, you forget. Shaolin training, extremely high pain resistance." He reminded her.
Soon after the little incident, they were all sitting at the table, eating a completely American breakfast of fried egg sandwiches, omelets, pancakes, home fries and sausages.
"You eat omelets for breakfast in America? We eat them for lunch here." Asuna said
"Yep. America is a weird country. But I love it." Alex said "Oh yeah. I have a little favor to ask of you guys. I'm going to be going on a invasion mission in North Korea, and I was wondering if you guys would like to help me storm in and take out Kim's board of directors, it would be much appreciated." Alex said
"This is about the war isn't it? Well if the headmaster says yes then I don't see why not. But I have to teach class tomorrow and I'm not going to skip class." Negi replied
"Don't worry about the headmaster. He already agreed."
"Alright then. Next week, we'll go on the little invasion party with you."
"Good. Well, I better get to my class." Negi said as he headed out the door with Asuna and Konoka.
Despite their best efforts to get there on time, they were 5 minutes late to class. Negi walked into the classroom and received several gasps. Ako's was the one heard above all of them.
"Nagi! I thought you were in England! You're subbing for Negi now?" Asked an excited Ako who was now blushing.
"Umm, sorry to disappoint you Ako, but it's me, Negi. I thought the headmaster explained to you all." Said Negi to a very embarrassed Ako.
"O-oh. Okay" Ako said as she returned to her seat
"Well, you sure seem popular with the girls around here don't you Negi-kun" said Kendall as she popped out of the wall and sat down at an empty seat.
"Kendall! What are you doing here? And why are you wearing the school uniform!?" asked a surprised Negi who was backed up against the wall.
"Eh, I'm a student here now. I like it here. Plus, the uniforms are kick-ass. Now shut up and start the lesson. I want to learn some English."
Negi let out a deep sigh "Fine. Now; today's lesson will be..."
So yeah. The rest of the week went by pretty much like that. With the exception of Kendall popping out of nowhere using her Ninja skills. And just like that, it was the day for the invasion party. It was early on a Sunday morning when they had to meet Alex at the Dojo. They arrived there and at first, they didn't recognize him. But then they took a second glance and realized that the person was actually Alex. Only instead of his normal Hollister cloths, he didn't have a shirt and he was wearing traditional Mongolian leg wear, and instead he was just covered in Tattoos depicting the Shinto god Rikijin on his biceps, Sengen-sama tattooed on his back, and Hermes tattooed on both his calves and shins. (Rikijin is the Shinto god of strength, Hermes is the Greek god of speed, and the messenger god, Sengen-sama is the Shinto goddess of mountain). He also had a enormous Zanbato strapped on his back, a Chinese saber strapped to his right thigh, three 10 inch throwing knives strapped to both of his biceps, a blowgun on his left thigh with 100 poisoned darts arranged around it. In addition, he also carried a huge Naginata with several hidden compartments. He also had a Chinese rope-dart wrapped around his right forearm. And inside his spine, held a Japanese Katana. But surprisingly, he didn't look like all the weight of his weapons was weighing him down a whole lot.
"Wow, you look like something straight out of a Shaolin epic." Kotaro commented.
"You think so? Well, since I have already read your mind, you seem to have discovered all of my weapon hiding places. All except three. I have a 3 ft sword hidden in my throat, parts of my hair have a carbon steel blade attacked to them, and inside my ribcage I have two 10 inch daggers. Also, I have metal plates under my skin. Punch me. I dare you." Alex remarked as Kotaro walked up and did a punch that would have broken 12 1 inch thick slabs of marble. All he felt was a bleeding knuckle as it collided with the enchanted metal plating lining Alex's torso.
"Holy shit dude. Its like punching a mountain!"
"I know, but as much as I would love to play 'punch' with you guys, as soon as Kendall finished gathering her scrolls and weapons, we gotta go. But be careful. Last time I tried to teleport to North Korea, I landed smack in the middle of the DMZ and I was picking bullets out of my body for the next three days straight. Not to mention I landed right on top of an anti-tank mine." Alex explained
"Alex-bozu, stop bragging. You know that armor isn't tough enough to stop me from clawing it away. Even though it would ruin my nails." Kendall said as she eased her way out of the ceiling and landed on her head.
After about two more minutes, they all were within the teleportation matrix. And in twenty seconds, they arrived in the middle of Pyongyang, North Korea.
"Hmm, lets get a little food before the little invasion. C'mon I know a great place to eat and it will be free. It has been free ever since he threatened to call the police since I wasn't Korean. But he suddenly changed his mind once I put a knife to his neck and threatened to slit his throat. We've been pals ever since." Said Alex jokingly
"Yes!!! More Korean Barbeque!" Kotaro said while jumping for joy.
15 minutes later...
"That was great. Well, I'll see you again next time." Alex said as he and everyone left
"That looked more like fear than friendship, Alex-san. You walked in and he started shaking and sweating." Negi exclaimed
"Whatever. The place is this way."
2 hours later...
"Shit! They have an army there! Plus those guys are total masters in Tae Kwon Do!" Kotaro yelled as he saw an ocean of people in front of a twelve seat semi-circle.
"Oh don't worry. wanna see a cool trick?" Alex said as he grabbed a knife and made many different angles of cuts on his arms, forehead and stomach. If Negi had to guess, the writing was in Mongolian.
Alex began chanting a very long spell. Several strings of text flowed out of the ground and gathered in Alex's hand. With a final chant, he released an army of horseback mounted soldiers who charged forward. Spears in front. The army of North Korean's fired their weapons. But they were useless against the Mongol warriors. Within five minutes, 50,000 soldiers were dead. And the council was charging forward themselves. They surrounded the group.
"You may have defeated our army, but you can not defeat us. Each one of us is as strong as three armies." One of the councilmen said.
"You can't defeat us, leave now and we may let you live." Said another
Alex let out a chuckle.
"Well, you wanna take a guess at how strong all of us are? Try maybe, oh say 5,000 armies."
"I'll make you eat those words! You filthy little brat."
Unfortunately for that council member, he didn't know that the LAST this you would want to call Alex was 'little'. As soon as the last syllable left his mouth, Alex set up a cage around him and the council member. A crucifix rose from the ground and the council member was bound to the crucifix.
"Now, I'm going to make you regret you ever said that to me." Alex said, his eyes now bloodshot.
He made an upward motion with his arm and a table containing multiple different devices of torture.
"W-w-what are you doing!? Let me out of here you bastard!" screamed the council member
"Oh, I'm only going to do some stuff that even your torture specialists would call inhumane." He said was a maniacal smile on his face.
WARNING THE NEXT FEW PARAGRAPHS CONTAIN SCENES OF INTENSE AND INHUMANE TORTURE THAT WOULD GIVE EVEN ME NIGHTMARES IF I SAW THEM ON SCREEN. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
"Now, lets start with this..." said Alex as he pulled a modified belt sander from the table. He then proceeded to sand off his nose. Ignoring the mans cries of pain, he then grabbed a zester and forced open the man's mouth and 'zested' his gums, tongue. Then he shoved rock salt into the mans mouth to intensify the pain.
"Maybe now you will shut up. You're giving me a fucking headache." He said as he kicked him in the groin.
He then grabbed two of those metal clamps you put around a car battery to give it a jump-start, and clamped them to the mans groin and sent in high-voltage electric shocks. (for those of you who don't know, this is one of the most painful things you can do to a man.) from there, he removed the rock salt from the man's mouth. He then set a rabid German Sheppard on the mans right arm. The dog began biting and ripping at the tissues in the man's arm. More salt was added to that wound as well. Alex then grabbed a jar of African army ants. He let them loose on the man's body. As the bigger ants began slowly eating away at his flesh, the smaller ones were making their way inside his mouth, ears, eyes, and sanded away nose. Within a few minutes, the man began having trouble breathing. The breathing trouble then turned into desperate gasps for air. And within a few minutes, he was dead. Dead from suffocation by the ants who had made their way into his lungs.
Alex then stepped out of the magic cage. He was then met with an attempted roundhouse kick to his left side. Alex grabbed the leg and broke it. Off. He ripped off the foot and with the exposed piece of sharp broken bone, stabbed the man in the eye. The man fell to the floor crumpled over and dead.
Negi, had released a flurry of magic spells and several hundred magic arrows. Setsuna and Kendall were busy killing the spirit Koryo warriors being created by the council members.
Negi, Kotaro, Kaede, Asuna, Ku Fei and Alex were busy themselves fighting in good old fashioned combat against the councilmen.
Alex pulled the sword out of his spinal cord and threw it at one of the councilmen. The force of the impalement was so great that the blade went clear through the mans sternum, heart, and spinal cord. Only to be stopped by the hilt of the sword, this caused him to be impaled on the nearest brick wall.
Negi did a mid-air shundo and jabbed his staff into the eye socket of one of the councilmen. Ku Fei bashed two of the heads together, crushing them. Kotaro used his Inugami and ripped one of the men in half with his teeth. Asuna killed two at once with he sword and Alex, charged forward with his Naginata front forward. When he was 15 ft from the last councilman, he stuck his Naginata into the ground and propelled himself upward in a pole-vault like action. He then dropped and delivered a heel kick to the top of the mans head. There was a sound like the cracking of an eggshell, and then, the man's head exploded.
"Well, I think I should bring you guys here more often. If I didn't bring you guys, this probably would have taken a lot longer than it really needs to be" said Alex
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A/N Sorry that chapter took a little longer to write. I am also writing a NaruSasu FanFic with my friend on DA. I'm accepting OC's and character designs.
