Before the outbreak...

5 women and Britney arrived they local Church. Quickly, they took off their shirts and did a handstood while they stuck their tongues out at the Church and yelled ''Empowerment''. Then, Britney took one of her hands off the ground to make a fist-up as she yelled, but lost her balance and fell to the floor. Tourists photographed them.

Present

Today it was the funeral of the people who died yesterday. The family and friends had to say some words to their loved ones, and I had to say something about my sister. I should've thought of something to say, but I was too busy fantasizing about my pookie (Daryl) to care. Ahh, he's so cute...

Anyways, I still had some time before my turn to say something, so when I arrived to the funeral place I went straight towards my sweet Daryl. I was crying and my eyes were all red and my makeup was blurry. Then Daryl would take me in his manly muscular arms and ease my pain...

But suddenly, Beth appeared in front of me.

''I'm so sorry about your sister.'' she said to me and before I could do anything, she hugged me.

I FELT LIKE STRANGLING HER

I swear she did it on purpose.

After some time, she let me go, but held my hand ''Come on. Let's say goodbye to your sister. Britney, wasn't it?''

''She prefered to be called Quackney.'' I replied

She dragged me in front of everybody when some guy finished his speech and I had to talk because everybody was looking at me.

''My sister was a really nice person...'' I lied ''She was my rock after... after everything happened!'' I bursted into tears and Beth hugged me ''Goodbye Quackney...'' I finally said

Carl tried to hold back his laughter but failed. Rick scolded Carl but everybody was looking at him.

That snot-nosed, mainstream poser! How dares he!

Some time later, the funeral was over. We all went to our cells.

I didn't feel like having dinner so I stood in my cell. Later, I went to the bathroom and there I found Troy. He was sitting on the floor, staring blankly at the wall with tears rolling down his face. He cleaned his tears to his sleeve when he saw me.

''Hey.'' he said with a sad smile.

''Hi'' I replied and he stood up. He stared at me for a while then he bursted into tears.

''What's wrong?'' I asked as I approached him.

''Shh it's okay'' I pulled him closer to me. Suddenly, he kissed me! I gave into the kiss grabbed his.. ya know. He put his hands under my shirt and moved them across my back. Then he took my shirt off and I took his pants off. Then we did it.

''Oh Daryl'' I shouted, but he didn't seem to notice.

Ohmigod

We forgot the condoms.

Fuck you Troy! This is all your fault!