A/N: Hello! This is the second chapter! I want to thank those who reviewed. You all rule!
This chapter is dedicated to Luna Luce for being the 10th reviewer!
I don't own Naruto, just this idea for this story.
Onward!
Sakura ran along the streets of Konoha. Lady Tsunade wanted to see her immediately, and for what, she couldn't begin to wonder. It was supposed to be her day off, meaning no calls all day, but she was woken up at four in the morning by an Anbu tapping on her bedroom window.
If she was needed at the hospital, the Anbu would have told her that instead, and Shizune would have briefed her there. But, no, his orders were to bring her to the Hokage quickly, or risk demotion.
What could Lady Tsunade need that was so important? What was so important that she had to send Anbu to wake Sakura up at four in the morning and even threaten to lower the man's rank?
She ignored the Anbu accompanying her and jumped into the Hokage's open window, landing right next to her shishou. The woman in the chair was surrounded by sake bottles, and Sakura began to worry. Was she in one of her sake induced moods? If so, Sakura was done for!
"Ah! Sakura! That lazy Anbu finally got you!" her shishou smiled. "I need you to help me!"
"What do you need, my Lady?"
Tsunade held up the one thing that Sakura would have never thought she would find in her shishou's hands.
It was a book, more specifically, her book. Why does she have my book? I didn't think she read such things!
"This book has become a very famous work! I had Shizune go out and buy it for me when I heard Izumo and Kotetsu talking about it! I really like it, and I want you to help me find the author!" the blonde woman claimed loudly. "Who uses the name Pinky Pi? What kind of a writer uses such a girly fake name?"
Sakura's jaw tightened. Pinky Pi was a symbol of her hair and love for math and pie. No one had realized who wrote the book yet, so the name wasn't all that stupid! But this was her shishou, and she knew better than to lose it on the Hokage.
"Why do you want to find the author, my Lady?" Sakura asked, hoping beyond all hope that it wasn't for a bad reason. Otherwise, she would make sure her teacher drank more sake and forget all about her order.
"Well, first, I'd like to know if its a guy or not, because some of the writing leans toward masculine nature, but then abruptly switches to a more feminine form. I also want to congratulate the writer for making a better book than Jiraiya's. There isn't one picture of a woman that looks anything like me in here! That makes it great!" Tsunade explained, waving the book around.
Yeah, because big breasted women don't do it for me!
Sakura gave her shishou a close look. She didn't seem angry at all, which ensured an easier time. Instead, she was smiling like a crazy woman. With a sigh, Sakura deemed it okay to tell her teacher.
"Uh, Lady Tsunade, I know who wrote the book."
The woman's eyes widened, and she leaned forward, her enormous bust squishing against her desk. "Really? Who is it?"
Sakura blushed. How do you go about telling your Hokage that you write porn? Jiraiya had no problem with people knowing, but Sakura was different.
Straight up! That's how, you fucking twit! Inner Sakura screamed in her mind.
Sakura straightened and looked her Lady in the eye. "It's me, Lady Tsunade!"
The woman sat there, staring at her. Her right eyebrow rose slightly as she tilted her head to the side. "Do you really expect me to believe that? You, who can't even read Icha Icha without blushing?"
Sakura sighed, "I know what you're thinking. When I was younger, I thought is was really smutty and gross, so when Kakashi Sensei offered to let me read Paradise, I stammered and fainted. Last year I actually bought the books and read them myself, and I came to realize how lame they were." She frowned, "I didn't write the book because I wanted to. It was a bet, or a challenge, however you want to see it."
Tsunade continued to give her student a look. "How did this come about then?"
Sakura rubbed her head and sighed once more. "Well, Pakkun tends to come over a lot because Kakashi is too lazy to take care of him. I was reading Icha Icha Tactics and kept complaining about how horrible it was. He just gave me a look and told me to write a series that was better than Icha Icha. He didn't think that I would do it, and frankly, neither did I, but I did. When I told him that I was going to do it, he laughed and stayed with me a lot more, helping me with ideas and such. So, really, this all came about because of a dog."
Tsunade regarded her apprentice for a while longer, before bursting out into loud guffaws. "I can't believe it! So that's how it happened!"
Sakura gave the woman before her a look that spoke volumes. She was crazy!
"Sakura, I already knew you wrote it! I just wanted to know why!" The woman continued to laugh, slamming her hand on her desk repeatedly. "You blush the same color as your hair!"
Sakura couldn't believe what she was hearing! How could her teacher do that to her? "Why did you make me explain all of that if you knew, my Lady?!"
"I wanted to hear you say it!" the busty woman continued, sitting back in her chair. "I mean, how could I not?! Pinky Pi?! Why choose such a name for yourself?!"
Sakura huffed, turning away so her shishou wouldn't see her blush. How embarrassing!
"Now, now ,Sakura, no need to get all angry. I should be thanking you for creating something that I can read and not be disgusted by. When Jiraiya finds out that an eighteen year old virgin girl made something better than his work, which took decades, he'll have a conniption!" Tsunade smiled broadly.
Sakura was on her knees in front of her shishou. Her fingers laced together while she gave her best puppy dog eyes! "Please, no! So far only you and Pakkun know! I can't have him finding out yet, or the whole village will know! That, or he'll tell Kakashi, and I don't think I can handle that!"
Tsunade smiled deviously, causing a shiver to run up Sakura's spine. The woman was planning something, and it wasn't good.
"So Kakashi's opinion matters that much, huh?" she asked. "I happened to notice that Mohosha resembles Kakashi quite a lot, even down to his name, Mohosha, which means copycat."
Sakura twitched a little. What was she getting at?
"Then there's Hana, who looks a lot like you with a name that means flower. And finally, their teammates, Kodoku, whose emotionally disturbed, and Kureiji, who is too hyperactive. They seem to represent Sai and Naruto. Tell me, Sakura, do you really think of Kakashi like that?"
Sakura looked at her in confusion. Was the woman insane?
"I don't understand, my Lady."
"Well, maybe it was a subconscious thing then that all of the characters in your book resemble people in your real life. To think that you would want Kakashi to do to you what Mohosha did to Hana in chapter thirteen, makes me want to laugh!" Tsunade laughed again.
Sakura's blush darkened even more. Yes, chapter thirteen had the dance club and the orgasm on the floor in the crowd of people. Wait! She thought Sakura was envisioning herself and Kakashi in that scene?! She and Kakashi on the dance floor surrounded by people while he, with his subtleness, was discreetly thrusting into her from behind while they grinded.
She fell off the desk, hitting the ground with a thump. She groaned in pain as her shishou laughed even harder at her pupils misfortune.
"It's okay to think like that Sakura. Kakashi is definitely a fine piece."
She covered her ears. "NO! That's just wrong, my Lady!"
Tsunade's laugh died down to a small chuckle. "Okay, okay. I won't tell Jiraiya, just so that Kakashi won't find out. But as soon as Kakashi knows, I'm telling, so deal with it! Now out of my office!"
Sakura was out the window in a pink flash. That had to have been worse than the sex talk she had had to have with Tsunade when her training had started. It was worse! Back then, Sakura had already known the mechanics of the act, so it wasn't that much of a disgusting conversation. It was absolutely horrifying to tell her shishou that she was famous smut writer!
Her house was a welcome sight. The darkness wrapped around her form as she threw herself onto her bed and sighed. "I am never going to look at Kakashi the same way ever again!"
The next morning, Kakashi found himself dead tired. He had stayed up all night reading his new book and was now suffering because of it! But, damn, was it ever interesting!
When he left his room to go and make himself something to eat, Pakkun was wide awake on the couch, watching t.v.. "You look great!" the small Pug teased.
Kakashi ignored him, walking into the kitchen and placing the book on the table. Pakkun followed him, jumping up onto the table. "So have you finished it yet?"
"No. When I get a new book, I take my time and read each page twice to make sure I understand what I'm reading."
Pakkun snorted, "No, you don't. You only do that with Icha Icha. Which means you think it's good enough to use the Icha Icha Method, as I call it."
Kakashi didn't answer. Why did he have to train Pakkun to be so damn smart? Wasn't Pakkun supposed to be loyal, admiring him without a problem? When did his own ninken start using his smart mouth and mind against his master? It wasn't fair!
Kakshi rummaged through his fridge, finding absolutely nothing. It was barer than a baby's bottom. With a sigh he closed the fridge and stood contemplating on what to do.
Pakkun began to chuckle, "You already know what you're going to do. Sakura might not be too happy though."
Kakashi joined in. It was true! As soon as he realized that he had no food, Sakura popped into his head. She always had food. Pakkun was right. She wouldn't be happy, but she had stopped hitting him a while ago. She didn't voice her feelings as often and never really objected to waking up and finding him, Naruto, Sasuke, or Sai in her kitchen. She would just walk in, grab some things, and start cooking.
Yeah, he'd go over to her house.
"Well, I'm staying here!" the Pug said, heading into the living room.
Sakura's house was a large white building in a secluded area of Konoha that not many knew of. She wasn't too fond of neighbors, and therefore, lived far from the normal population of civilians. Her home was big for only one person, yet he could understand her need for space. And considering how many times her teammates ended up in her house, whether it be for food, medical aid, or even a sleepover, it seemed to benefit all of them. It was so large, they each had a room of their own, if they were to ever stay over. She always made sure that the rooms were clean and to their tastes.
Sakura wouldn't object to him coming over, especially if he bought her something food related. So Kakashi stopped at the mini market by his house and bought her a pack of Mitarashi Dango, one of things she always loved to snack on. So, if any of them ever screwed up, they knew to buy her some, and that she would forgive them faster.
He took note of how much he was willing to spend on Sakura, yet barely anything on himself or his hounds. Weird!
Because he was feeling a bit lazy that morning, Kakashi used a hand seal to transport himself outside her house, so he wouldn't have to walk. He turned the key, as it sat in it's hiding placeā¦. the key hole. Seriously, she just put a genjutsu on it, to hide it from civilians. A ninja wouldn't need a key to break into someones house. She only had it there so that Naruto would stop trying to show off by kicking the door down.
That had been a funny day! He and Sasuke had been lounging in the living room waiting for dinner when the hyperactive blonde kicked the door in. Sakura came stomping into the room, steam blasting from her ears. The boy was stupid enough to ask her if she was proud of what he did and was awake long enough to see a pale fist flying toward his face, before he was knocked back the way he came.
Good times!
He opened the door and closed it quietly, taking note of how none of the lights were on. That meant that Sakura was still sleeping which meant that she was open.
He crept up the stairs and down the hall, masking his presence along the way. Her door was open, and he sneaked inside, his movements appearing catlike. She didn't move. Her chakra was flowing soundly, proof that she was in a deep slumber. He stifled a snicker as he approached her bed. Yes, she was going to regret leaving herself so open to attack. Hadn't he taught her better?
He grabbed the sheet and began to slowly remove it, revealing her puppy pajamas. He nearly snorted when he noticed that the puppies looked like Pakkun. He removed the sheet, throwing it on the floor and made a hand seal. Water appeared from nowhere and drenched her form.
She sprung up out of the bed with a shriek, her fist hitting him in the chest. He grunted when his body met the wall. Damn! When had her reflexes become that quick? He was regretting his early morning wake up call now.
"The fuck, Kakashi!" she yelled, wiping her face.
He gave an uncomfortable laugh and winced as a pain in his chest made itself known. "Sorry. I just wanted to teach you a lesson. You seemed too open for attack, and I can't have one of my previous students slacking off. It'll give me a bad name," he said awkwardly.
She noticed his wince and and snorted at his words. "You know, I'm going to wait to heal you, so that you'll learn a lesson." She got up and stormed off into her bathroom that was connected to her bedroom.
"What do you want?!" she called out from the other room. "I was summoned to Lady Tsunade at four this morning, and I didn't get much sleep, so I'm not in the best of moods."
What did the Hokage need from her apprentice at such an ungodly hour? He shook himself off. That wasn't any of his business.
"Well, I happened to be in the neighborhood and thought I'd visit my favorite kunoichi of all time," he told her.
There was silence for a bit, before she said, "You have no food."
How she had managed to know him so well was astounding! She knew the meaning behind all of his excuses, and he'd just realized that having her know him so well, wasn't uncomfortable. Not in the slightest.
"Well, I was just thinking about how great you cook and thought I'd pop in," he laughed.
"At seven in the morning?!"
"I bought you some Dango though."
She popped her head out of the bathroom. "Mitarashi Dango?"
He nodded and pulled it out of the bag he was carrying. "See?"
She humphed and took the bag, tossing it on her bed. "Fine! I'll forgive you this time. Now lay on the floor and remove you vest, " she ordered, slipping in to medic mode.
"Well, Sakura, I didn't know you felt that way. Asking me to get naked already? No foreplay?"
She blushed and remembered what she had seen Lady Tsunade about that morning. She couldn't bring herself to look him in the eye as she began healing his injury. "Shut up!"
"You know, Pakkun told me the most interesting thing last night."
She stilled. He didn't!
"There's this new book out, and Pakkun told me that you have purchased it."
Her breathing stopped.
"I must say that I was shocked when I heard that. I had run into some friends and with their word on how good it was, I bought it. Pakkun told me that you and him read it together, and I can't help but find that funny, considering you blush at the slightest mention of Icha Icha," he told her with a masked smile and a crinkle in the visible eye.
"Shut up! One, Tabu Sensei is actually written well, while Icha Icha sucks. Icha Icha is definitely a fantasy world, because the only woman that looks anything like what is described in those books is Tsunade, and she hates that! At least Tabu Sensei has a more realistic view. Two, the book has a theme and an actual plot line, whilst Icha Icha just had the same thing repeated in every book." Sakura glared at him, daring him to argue with her.
He just laughed, "So defensive. And I like Icha Icha! Don't insult such great literature!'
"Now who's being defensive?" she muttered.
When she finished, she stood and grabbed the bag from her bed. "Come on. Breakfast is on the way."
A/N: So, I'm going to explain some things for you all.
Mohosha means Copycat. I did this because he is supposed to resemble Kakashi, who is the Copy Ninja. Mohosha looks like Kakashi, without a Sharingan or mask.
Hana means blossom or flower. Hana has bright red hair and seafoam green eyes. She is meant to resemble Sakura.
Just so you know! :)
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