A/N: This is another chapter!

This chapter is dedicated to Kagomaru(30th reviewer), CaitlinIntolerant(40th reviewer), and warrioroftheravens(50th reviewer). Thank you all!

I don't own Naruto.

So, due to health issues and a family emergency flamingpen18 could only beta about half of this chapter. I did the rest. You have been warned.

Enjoy!

Ino, TenTen, Hinata, and Sakura were sitting on the floor in Sakura's living room. Each girl had a book in their hands and were adamantly discussing the materials that lie inside.

"My favorite part is the love hate relationship between Yume and Kanjo! Yume seems like a hyperactive idiot, and Kanjo seems like he's emotionally constipated. Yet, they compliment each other so well! Kanjo actually likes Yume and loves how Yume takes control!" Ino squealed.

The girls had decided to start a book club, surrounding the Tabu series. Currently, they were all on Tabu Methods. Ino was talking about the second story in the newest novel, the one about two attractive guys. It was yoai to the extreme, and she just loved everything about it!

Hinata smiled, "That was nice, but I like the first story best! The way Rozu loves both Gin and Utsu just seems so sweet to me!"

TenTen gave her fellow girl a wiggle of the eyebrows, "Are you sure that's the only part you like? Nothing about the hot threesome?"

Hinata blushed ten shades of red and remained quiet, causing the girl to laugh.

"Who knew that our little Hinata was a pervert!" Ino teased.

"Well, TenTen, what was your favorite part in the book?" Hinata asked, trying to get the attention off her and on to someone else.

"Oh! I love Kaze and Ai. That is definitely a taboo subject, and the forbidden is just so HOT! The brother and sister relationship is great!" she smiled.

They all laughed. Then all eyes were on Sakura. She sighed, "Honestly, guys, I prefer Tabu Sensei more. I do like Methods, but Tabu Sensei does it for me more than the other book."

They all sighed. "Fine. What was your favorite part in Sensei?" Ino asked.

Sakura blushed and looked at the floor. This got everyone's attention, and they all leaned in to hear what she said.

"Come on, Billboard Brow!"

Sakura gave an exasperated sigh, "I like chapter sixteen."

The girls all reached behind themselves to grab their volumes of Tabu Sensei. Hinata was the first to get to the chapter, and she blushed. "O-oh, I s-see."

Ino got there next, and she blushed as well. "Wow! I can't believe that's your favorite part!"

When TenTen finally got to the the much talked about chapter, she dropped her book and leveled Sakura with a curious look. "So which part of chapter sixteen is your favorite?"

"Uh…...page two hundred and ten."

The girls all referred to the page and began to read silently.

Mohosha moaned, "Yes! Just like that!"

Hana gave him an experimental lick. He was so large. She wanted to take her time, because she had never done this before and teasing him was fun. She gave the head a small bite, and her sensei's body jerked.

"Oh, Kami!"

She put her mouth over the top of him and slowly descended. Mohosha's hands buried themselves into her hair, angling her head.

Hana hummed around his member and nearly laughed when she heard the man gasp.

"Yes!" he moaned.

His hands began to move her head further down, then pulling it back up almost all the way. "Bite me!" he ordered.

She complied, letting her teeth scrape against him, and he shuddered, "You're such a good little girl, Hana."

Her body warmed at the compliment. She loved it when talked to her like that, and he knew that she loved it! So he did it more.

"More! Please! YES!"

She let him have all control, allowing him to thrust faster. He was so hot! His perfect hips were thrusting his large cock into her mouth. His warm hands were caressing her head, as he purred for her. His praises were making her glow.

"You make me so happy," he he told her in a low voice. "You'll never know how much you mean to me."

He sped up his thrusts. "Please….harder!"

She hummed again, while she tightened her mouth around him. Her humming escalated and he lost it, shooting his essence into her mouth.

He pulled out and leaned over her to capture her lips in a fiery kiss. "Thank you, love."

The girls all looked at their friend, who was blushing a deep red.

"Damn, Forehead! To think that you would like that!" Ino stated with a smile.

"Shut up! I just really like it! That's all!"

TenTen and Hinata smiled alongside Ino, who was giving Sakura the most evil smile she could manage. "I'm sure you do!"

They continued on with their discussion. Occasionally, they would argue about the meaning of something, and Sakura always came out on top. She was the author and knew what she was trying to convey. They, of course, didn't know that, but that was beside the point. She didn't have a problem with explaining what she meant and making them understand was easy. It was funny how none of them knew she was the author though. They didn't even pick up the subtle hints she'd been throwing at them!

Ino was staring at her volume of Tabu Methods and noticed something familiar. This caused her to look at the cover of Tabu Sensei. Both main characters were a lot alike. The men had silver hair, and the women had bright red, nearly, pink hair. How odd. They weren't natural hair colors for anyone. She tried to think of anyone she knew with silver hair.

"Hey, guys, who do we know that has silver hair?" she asked randomly.

"Uh…..Master Jiraiya," TenTen answered with a confused look.

"The council elders," Hinata provided with a small smile.

Sakura frowned. Silver hair? Then it hit her. "Kakashi!"

Ino was on her feet in seconds. "You're right! Mohosha and Gin look exactly like Kakashi sensei!"

The other girls all looked at their books and screamed. They really did! Sakura was the most horrified at the knowledge! Ino was right! She had made both characters look almost exactly like Kakashi! It was horrifying! What if what her shishou said was true?! NO! She couldn't like him like that!

TenTen and Hinata were looking at their books closely. Hinata laughed and pointed "Doesn't Hana look like Sakura?"

Ino screamed, "She does!"

Sakura wanted to faint. Had she really put herself and her once sensei in a smut book?

Her friends all looked at her with bright smiles. "I think someone was using you and Kakashi sensei for an experiment!" TenTen squealed.

Hinata gasped, "Then….your favorite chapter…..is really about….."

The other girls gasped, and Sakura promptly fainted. How could this have happened? Because your subconscious wants him! Inner Sakura's snicker was the last thing Sakura heard before everything went black.

Kakashi had been lounging casually in a tree, when Konoha's Green Beast appeared. Maito Gai, and all of his green spandexy glory, struck a pose and gave his rival a blinding smile, "He-llo, Ka-kashi!"

Said man sighed to himself. Gai had the worst timing! Kakashi had just gotten to the part where Rozu and Gin profess their love for one another. Rozu, having just realized that she no longer felt any romantic feelings toward her best friend Utsu, cut off their three way relationship, deciding that she just wanted Gin to be the only man in her life. Kakashi was a little miffed about her decision, considering that the trio had already done the unthinkable together. Yet, the girl left her best friend for some new man. He was on pins and needles. There had to be more to the plot, and Gai showing up ruined his reading time!

"Gai," he stated with a nod of his head.

"It's time for our daily competition!" the man in green announced.

Kakashi sighed once more. There had to be a way to get Gai to leave and not stick around after their 'challenge'. His success rate was pretty high, and he needed to make sure that Gai would leave quickly. But what could it be?

His eye widened. That was it!

"Alright then. How about we make this more interesting?"

Gai smiled, taking the bait. "Yes! The competition will be fierce if you have more to fight for! What shall it be, my rival?!"

"If I win, you have to read a page out of one of my books," Kakashi explained.

Gai gave him a confused look but nodded. "As for me, if I win, you have to train with me for a week while wearing one of my special suits and prove that the almighty power of youth hasn't left you!"

They shook hands, and Kakashi asked, "What will it be today, Gai?"

"Mushi-ken!"

Kakashi sweatdropped. Why did Gai pick something so….easy? Every time they played, he lost, because he always used slug. Kakashi was sure that the man didn't know that he did it, and therefore, never said anything. Why lose an easy win?

They raised their hands then threw them down. Gai had, of course, used slug, while Kakashi had used frog. He would never use snake. It was too reminiscent of Orochimaru, and besides, the frog made him think of Master Jiraiya. It also made it so that he always won. Why change when things were always going so well?

He reached into his pouch and pulled out Tabu Sensei. He flipped to a page and held the red object out. "Page two hundred and ten."

Gai studied the page closely while Kakashi watched for his reaction. It was EPIC!

Gai's whole face turned a bright red, contrasting his green suit. Kakashi waited for him to make his excuses and wasn't disappointed. Gai sputtered about having to meet up with Lee for extra training and hightailed it out of the area, swearing to win the next challenge.

"I knew he wouldn't be able to handle it. It's no wonder that the man was still single at the age of thirty two," Kakashi chuckled a bit, before going back to his reading.

It was much later when he returned home, that Kakashi was able to get another laugh. His ninken were all sitting in a circle in the living room. Pakkun was sitting on top of Bull, who was batting at Shiba, who was hanging upside down by his tail. Urushi, Bisuke, Akino, Uhei, and Guruko were making a circle, rooting Bull on.

Shiba was screaming apologies over and over, "Guys! I'm getting dizzy!" Bull didn't stop though.

Kakashi cleared his throat to get their attention. "So what did Shiba do for all of you to gang up on him?" he asked.

"He ate the last ninken treat," Bull grunted in a deep voice.

The others nodded, and Pakkun sighed, "We were having a contest to see who would win it, and then he just walked over and ate it! This is the proper retribution for such a crime."

"No! Kakashi! Help me!" Shiba whined. The man shrugged and turned to leave. "I'll puke on the carpet!"

That stopped him, and he turned, while pulling out a kunai. "Fine, but the next time, you're on your own," he told the dog.

Once he was down, Kakashi left the dogs to go to his room. He removed his flak vest and moved into the kitchen. Opening the fridge, he stared for bit before sighing. It was empty again.

He turned around, intent on leaving for Sakura's but stopped. He was surrounded by dogs, all watching him closely.

"Uh….hi."

"You have no food again," Pakkun announced. The other dogs nodded, frowns prominent on their faces.

He laughed nervously. "Well….aren't you supposed to be getting back now? To training and all that?"

The Pug shook his head. "No, we decided to take the month off."

Kakashi sighed. Great. More mouths to feed with the nonexistent food in his fridge.

"You already know what you're going to do. We're going to do it too," Pakkun told him with droopy eyes. "When you get to Sakura's, summon us. We don't feel like running right now."

The dogs all went back into the living room.

How many times did he resort to going to Sakura's, just because he didn't have any food? So many that his own ninken knew what he would do before he did? Somewhere in his own mind, he felt that that wasn't good.

He shrugged. If he'd been doing it for a while, it would be odd if he just suddenly stopped. Yeah, odd.

He went back into his bedroom and put the vest back on. With a quick hand sign, he was in front of Sakura's. It was only five, so she had to be awake. He decided to be respectable and knocked on the door for the first time in a long time. In fact, he couldn't really remember knocking. He just got used to appearing in windows without preamble.

He waited for a few seconds, before the door opened. The person who opened the door shocked him. What was TenTen doing at Sakura's? He shook himself mentally. It wasn't any of his business.

"Is Sakura home?" he asked.

"U-uh h-hi K-kakashi s-sensei!" she squeaked loudly. The sound caught the attention of someone, and soon Kakashi was looking at Ino and Hinata as well.

The three girls were staring at him intently, and it was really unnerving. Was there something on his mask?

"Hello?" he asked in a worried tone, not really wanting to know what they were thinking.

All three girls turned an impressive shade of red, and began to stutter incoherently, their eyes wide.

Surprisingly, it was Hinata who regained her composure the fastest. "Sakura is sleeping right now," she told him, without looking his way.

That wasn't normal and it had him worried, "Is she okay?"

The girls gave a collective nod. "Yes, she's fine. We just said something that made her embarrassed and she passed out," Ino shrugged with a smile.

Kakashi looked them over, and took note of the books in their hands, "And what would that be?"

Once again, they all blushed very deeply. What was wrong with these girls? If they were embarrassed about him knowing that they read the Tabu series, they shouldn't be. Eighty percent of the village was reading it!

"W-well, w-we j-just t-told her th-that…." Hinata stopped suddenly and hid her face in Ino's hair.

Ino picked it up, "After she told us her favorite chapter, I made a comment about you looking like Gin and Mohosha, and Sakura looking like Hana and Rozu."

"Then I said that someone was using you two as examples for the stories. Finally, Hinata told her that if that was the case, then her favorite chapter was about her and you instead of the characters from the book," TenTen finished with a lighter blush on her face.

Kakashi was just staring at them. Was all of that true?! He reached into his pouch and pulled out his copy of Tabu Sensei. He stared at the cover for a few silent moments, before blushing. They couldn't see it, thank Kami, but he could feel the mask becoming hot.

They were right. Mohosha and Hana looked just like he and Sakura! Such a thing changed his view on the book. From that point on, he would never be able to enjoy chapter thirteen again. The fact that he was replacing the characters with himself, and his once student, would never stop. All he would read from that moment on, would be about he and Sakura.

Would that really be that bad? A voice in the back of his mind asked. She is quite the beauty. Those long legs, and hair. Besides, she'd old enough.

He tilted his head to the side, "So….what chapter is her favorite?" He asked with a smile.

Ino clapped her hands, "We can't tell you that sensei! Well girls, don't you think that we overstayed our welcome?! Kakashi sensei, you can come in and wait for her to wake up if you want. She doesn't mind you being here. Or you can try to wake her up whatever you'd like. We have to get going. We all have very important things to do!"

The girls disappeared into the house, and he followed. When he reached the living room, he saw the smoke left over from the multiple transportation jutsu's used at once.

So, Sakura was embarrassed thinking about him in that way. He would be lying if he said he was okay with it. He really wasn't. He didn't want her to be uncomfortable around him, and vice versa. Their relationship was currently at its most comfortable. He didn't want something like this to ruin their friendship.

He sighed. Maybe she wouldn't remember anything when she woke up. Then everything would be okay. Hopefully.

Sakura awoke to the smell of food. It was a good kind of smell, which meant that either Sasuke or Kakashi was in the kitchen since all of her other friends couldn't cook to save their lives.

She froze, remembering what had landed her in bed at such an early time. This had her praying that Sasuke was the one in the kitchen. She didn't think that she could face her ex-sensei at the moment. Especially if she was going to be thinking about him like that.

Grow a pair! If it is, you don't let it show! Inner Sakura was never one to play around, and was quick to put her in her place. Okay okay. You don't need to be so mean about it! Sakura replied to her other half.

All she heard was a snort. When the Inner didn't say anything more, Sakura shrugged. She had a point. She couldn't let something like this hold her back.

Sakura sat up, throwing her legs over the side of the bed and stood. She took in a deep breath and sighed. It was time to see who was cooking in her kitchen.

Even though she was prepared, a small part of her still hoped that it was Sasuke.

Down the hall, she peered over the railing at the top of the steps. She could hear a little shuffling and weird scratching noises.

She got halfway down the stairs to see one of Kakashi's ninken. If she could recall, his name was Bisuke. His appearance told her all that she needed to know. Kakashi was cooking in her kitchen.

"Hi Sakura!" the dog smiled, his black rimmed eyes going wide.

"Hello Bisuke! How are you?" she asked, sitting on the steps.

He plopped himself on her lap and sighed when she began to pet his tan fur. "We came over to see you," he told her.

Sakura stared into his eyes for a minute before saying, "Kakashi is out of food again."

Bisuke nodded and chuckled, "You know him well."

She rolled her eyes. Couldn't he take care of his ninken? How had he stayed alive all these years if he was so neglectful towards himself and his dogs? It was a miracle.

Bisuke's loud chuckling got the attention of the other ninken. Soon, Sakura was covered in dogs, who were each trying to get her individual attention.

Kakashi had come into the hallway, wondering what his ninken were doing, and nearly died from laughing so hard. Sakura was lying at the foot of the stairs, under a blanket made of dogs.

She threw a glare his way, "Glad to see that you made yourself at home."

"Well, I went home and found a house full of dogs begging to see their favorite pink haired kunoichi. I couldn't let them down, you know?" he smiled at her, inwardly wondering if she remembered what her friends had done earlier that day.

She gave him a blank look and just layed down, "Sure."

He gave a nervous laugh, "Anyway, I made Miso soup for dinner and Anmitsu for desert."

She smiled widely. "I love animitsu! You'll get away with it this time, but next time," she stopped, giving him a glare.

He nodded, while grinning under his mask. She always said that. Yet, every time he would just give her one of her favorite treats, and she'd let him slide. It was nice to hear her empty threats.

"Okay then."

Sakura removed herself from the ninken pile, and proceeded to the kitchen, where she would feed said ninken. She pulled out their special made bowls, as well as each dog's favorite food. Kakashi owes me.

A/N: So I want to tell you a few things.

Mushi-ken, or Janken, is the Asian version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. The characters used are Slug, Frog and Snake. Slug beats snake. Snake beats Frog and Frog beats Slug. Something for you to know, is that Masashi Kishimoto, created the Sannin, based off the characters of the game, Mushi-ken. Tsunade is the Slug. Jiraiya is the Frog(made toad), and Orochimaru is the Snake.

Kakashi's favorite food is Miso Soup. He hates fried and super sweet foods. This is fact.

Another fact, is that Sakura loves Dango, Umeboshi and Anmitsu. I try to make sure I get my info right, and did a lot of research about Kakashi and Sakura to make the story more realistic.

I also looked up Kakashi's ninken, and I have all of their names correct. Check Narutopedia if you don't believe me.

Thank you all for taking the time to read. Please take a little more to review. I really want people to read this, and unfortunately, some won't touch a story if it doesn't have a lot of reviews. Please help me out!

*NOTE* If you have anything you'd like to see please let me know. Also, there will be a bad guy, but I can't think of a name for him. I want it to be a girls name, just so that he can be teased. Yet, he will be strong, and a great threat. If anyone has a name, leave it in your review! :D *NOTE*