p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Daryl burst into tears. Beth approached him to hug him from the back, but I pushed her away and did it myself. She fell to the ground and looked at me angrily. I gave her my middle finger./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Later on, things had calmed down. We decided that the house was shit and brought back memories of drunk Daryl so we burnt it down. We were watching it burn when Beth flipped the bird at the house. I rolled my eyes and sighed loudly. She is so childish! She grabbed Daryl's hand and he did the same. I did the same, anyways.../p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"We walked all night. Beth annoyed Daryl because she wanted him to teach her how to hunt so now we were tracking a walker, which was something completely useless, because walkers aren't edible. I think. After a while, we tracked the walker. It was eating some dead animal on a clearer. Beth n00bly pointed Daryl's crossbow at the walker and walked towards it, but tripped and sprained her ankle. Then the walker saw her and walked towards her and my sweetie had to save her sorry ass./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"I approached them. Daryl knelt besides Beth./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Are ya okay?'' he asked/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''NO! I think I sprangle my ankle!'' she cried, then she looked at Daryl with puppy eyes ''Can you piggyback me?'' she asked. I couldn't believe! I gave her my angriest look. Daryl sighed and rolled his eyes, then picked her up./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Later, we found a funerary house. We got in and searched the house. In the basement, we found some dead people. Daryl passed his fingers on one of the dead person's face and it got on his fingers. Apparently, someone caught those walkers, killed them, put them TONS of makeup so they wouldn't look creepy and dressed them./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Who did this was a nice person... They knew these things were once people...'' said Beth, then she started crying in silence. I rolled my eyes./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Then we found the kitchen. There was lots of canned food there. Daryl opened a bottle and put his fingers (I think it was the same fingers he passed across the dead person's face) and tasted a bit of whatever was inside the bottle. ''The pork is mine!'' he said when he noticed canned pork or something like that./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Daryl is getting fat. When we get married, I'll make him turn vegetarian. Or I will make him not eat at all! Eating is so mainstream./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"…/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"It was night. We had eaten and now we were in a room upstairs. Beth was playing by the piano and singuing. I was about to lay down in an empty coffin when, unexpectedly, Daryl walked towards me. He grabbed my hand and gave me the sweetest smile I had ever seen. I could feel my brain melting because of all his hotness.../p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"I sat in the coffin and so did Daryl. We laid down really close to each other because, luckily, the coffin wasn't very big. I rested my head on Daryl's manly chest. I could feel his warm breath... Then he lifted my head gently and made me look into his beautiful pretty eyes. He pulled me closer... Ohmigod, I think this is it! We are gonna kiss! He will love my new neon green lipstick that tastes like dinossaurs. Finaly, it was our momen-/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Then Beth must've seen us and gotten really angry, because she changed from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion to ''Music Box" by Eminem./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Beth will ya shut up? We need to sleep'' I said wisely. Then she looked at me angrily and stood up./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''You know what Quacksby? You are a B-I-T-C-H!'' she yelled, then I stood up./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Fuck you, you mainstream poser prep!'' I yelled. Then she started crying./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''All I wanted was Daryl.'' she cried ''I feel so alone and he is sooo hot!''/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''I know right?!'' I cried too ''All I want too is Daryl.''/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Beth blew her nose to her sleeve and looked at me./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''You know what? Maybe you can keep Daryl. He loves you.'' she said ''I realised he doesn't love me. I noticed the way he looks at you. He doesn't love me.'' she cleaned the tears from her face ''You can have Daryl. You were made for each other. Now excuse me while I go slit my wrists.'' she said. Then Daryl stood up. He put his hands on our shoulders./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Look, the thing is, I love both of you.'' he said ''And I want both of you.'' then he slid his hands down our backs./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Oh Daryl...'' we sighed as we followed him into the coffin. Then we started kissing him./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Later on, things had calmed down. We decided that the house was shit and brought back memories of drunk Daryl so we burnt it down. We were watching it burn when Beth flipped the bird at the house. I rolled my eyes and sighed loudly. She is so childish! She grabbed Daryl's hand and he did the same. I did the same, anyways.../p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"We walked all night. Beth annoyed Daryl because she wanted him to teach her how to hunt so now we were tracking a walker, which was something completely useless, because walkers aren't edible. I think. After a while, we tracked the walker. It was eating some dead animal on a clearer. Beth n00bly pointed Daryl's crossbow at the walker and walked towards it, but tripped and sprained her ankle. Then the walker saw her and walked towards her and my sweetie had to save her sorry ass./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"I approached them. Daryl knelt besides Beth./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Are ya okay?'' he asked/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''NO! I think I sprangle my ankle!'' she cried, then she looked at Daryl with puppy eyes ''Can you piggyback me?'' she asked. I couldn't believe! I gave her my angriest look. Daryl sighed and rolled his eyes, then picked her up./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Later, we found a funerary house. We got in and searched the house. In the basement, we found some dead people. Daryl passed his fingers on one of the dead person's face and it got on his fingers. Apparently, someone caught those walkers, killed them, put them TONS of makeup so they wouldn't look creepy and dressed them./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Who did this was a nice person... They knew these things were once people...'' said Beth, then she started crying in silence. I rolled my eyes./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Then we found the kitchen. There was lots of canned food there. Daryl opened a bottle and put his fingers (I think it was the same fingers he passed across the dead person's face) and tasted a bit of whatever was inside the bottle. ''The pork is mine!'' he said when he noticed canned pork or something like that./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Daryl is getting fat. When we get married, I'll make him turn vegetarian. Or I will make him not eat at all! Eating is so mainstream./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"…/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"It was night. We had eaten and now we were in a room upstairs. Beth was playing by the piano and singuing. I was about to lay down in an empty coffin when, unexpectedly, Daryl walked towards me. He grabbed my hand and gave me the sweetest smile I had ever seen. I could feel my brain melting because of all his hotness.../p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"I sat in the coffin and so did Daryl. We laid down really close to each other because, luckily, the coffin wasn't very big. I rested my head on Daryl's manly chest. I could feel his warm breath... Then he lifted my head gently and made me look into his beautiful pretty eyes. He pulled me closer... Ohmigod, I think this is it! We are gonna kiss! He will love my new neon green lipstick that tastes like dinossaurs. Finaly, it was our momen-/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Then Beth must've seen us and gotten really angry, because she changed from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion to ''Music Box" by Eminem./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Beth will ya shut up? We need to sleep'' I said wisely. Then she looked at me angrily and stood up./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''You know what Quacksby? You are a B-I-T-C-H!'' she yelled, then I stood up./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Fuck you, you mainstream poser prep!'' I yelled. Then she started crying./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''All I wanted was Daryl.'' she cried ''I feel so alone and he is sooo hot!''/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''I know right?!'' I cried too ''All I want too is Daryl.''/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Beth blew her nose to her sleeve and looked at me./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''You know what? Maybe you can keep Daryl. He loves you.'' she said ''I realised he doesn't love me. I noticed the way he looks at you. He doesn't love me.'' she cleaned the tears from her face ''You can have Daryl. You were made for each other. Now excuse me while I go slit my wrists.'' she said. Then Daryl stood up. He put his hands on our shoulders./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Look, the thing is, I love both of you.'' he said ''And I want both of you.'' then he slid his hands down our backs./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"''Oh Daryl...'' we sighed as we followed him into the coffin. Then we started kissing him./p
