Me and Beth had just removed Daryl's clothes. Me and Beth slid our hands (my nails were painted like a rainbow) down Daryl's muscular body until we reached his boxers. We were about to take them off when the cans Daryl had left by the front door started making noises. We stopped.
Daryl stood up and headed for the door.
''I swear if it is that dog again-'' he was saying when suddenly and lot of walkers tried to get in.
''Quacksby! Beth! Run!'' he yelled
We put our shirts on quickly and ran outside while Daryl fought the walkers. We got out by the back door and headed for a nearby car. Then Beth stopped. I realised she was holding a cleaver on her hand.
''What the fuck?!'' I asked
''This is where you die, Quacksby.'' she said ''And so Daryl will be all mine.''
''You bitch!'' I yelled, then I figured it all out ''I bet it was you who brought the walkers here!''
She gave me an evil smile ''Yes. I just needed a diversion so I could kill you! And by the way, I didn't sprang my ankle!'' then she put a combat position ''THIS IS OUR FINAL BOSS FIGHT, QUACKSBY!''
''Baka...'' I whispered as I stared at her angrily.
Beth ran towards me, jumped in the air and tried to stab me but I dodged and punched her on the stomach. It sent her flying against a tree, but she got her balance back and landed on the tree trunk on her feet and poopelled herself forward. She performed a kick in the air and hit me on the face.
I slipped backwards some meters away from Beth and fell on my knees. My nose was bleeding and Beth was running towards me. She jumped in the air with her cleaver held up high. Then she moved it down to try to slice me like a watermelon but on my last second I got my strenght back and dodged the attack.
The cleaver got stuck on the ground and I performed a rotational kick and hit her on the head. Her head turned away and her blood fell on the ground. I tried to punch her in the face when, suddenly, she grabbed my arm, started spinning and tossed me in the air. I got my balance back and did a somersault and landed on the roof of the funerary house. Then I jumped in the air and so did Beth and we punched each other in the face in mid-air. Then we fell to the ground on our knees, panting and bleeding.
''You are going to die, Quacksby!'' shouted Beth, raising her closed fist
''Fuck you Beth!'' I shouted, giving her my middle finger
Then we ran towards each other. I tried to punch her in the face several times to weaken her. She finaly dodged and kicked me in the face several times. Then I rose my arm and stopped her kick. Then I pulled my free arm backwards to gather as much strenght as I could, then I attacked.
''Quacksby punch!'' I yelled as I punched her in the face with all of my strenght. But she didn't move. Instead she was smiling.
''I was just warming up.'' she said and then grabbed my arm and twisted it.
''AHH!'' I shouted as she broke my arm and tore it our of my body. I fell to the ground screaming as she picked up the cleaver. She pointed it towards my head and rose it in the air.
Then I thought about Daryl and time froze. I could see him fighting the walkers inside, in his manly underwear. I wonder if he still had that huge boner?
''I might die tonight.'' I thought ''But you are going with me!''
The cleaver was coming down. In the last second, I pulled a gun out of my ass, I mean, boots, and exploded her brain as she cut my body in half.
Finaly, our bodies fell on the ground side by side, lifeless.
