Hey guys! Objection234 with another chapter for you!

I don't think there'll be a chapter next week due to finals, but after that is winter break, so I plan to update this story again, as well as The Tail of Naruto Uzumaki, Mystic Naruto, A New Beginning, and Avenger: Uzumaki!

But, on with the story!

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Jade eyes shot open to the sight of a wooden ceiling.

'Where am I?'

She rolled over, and sat up on the edge of the mattress.

...Was the room swaying?

She walked up to the only light source in the room, a small window, and opened it.

Her hair, which was down, rather than her usual style, was blown back sharply by the wind.

'Oh right, I'm on a boat...'

" ~~"

'Is that music?'

She wrapped her black trenchcoat loosely around her shoulders, opened the cabin door, then turned left and walked down the small hallway to the deck.

She shielded her eyes from the sun with her arm. It was a bright day, there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

Then again, they were probably blown away by the volume of the music.

Right before her were her male classmates and her father, swearing like sailors.

"I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me

Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat

You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat!" rapped the blue-haired meister, shades glinting at the sun.

"Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch

We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp!"rapped the white-haired weapon, pouring some cider into plastic glasses.

"I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies

I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's

Straight flipping copies!" he yelled, walking over to a small electronic portable stove and flipping two patties.

"I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet!"shouted Black*Star, riding Patti's stuffed giraffe.

"But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget!"

"I'm on a boat and it's going fast and

I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan!" yelled Ox.

"I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh!"

"Get the fuck up, this boat is real!" shouted Kilik.

"Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker

Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker

I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker

This boat engine make noise, motherfucker!" they rapped as one.

"Hey ma, if you could see me now

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible!" Kid shouted to the heavens.

"Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat!

It's a big blue watery road

Poseidon, look at me, oh!" yelled Spirit in an auto-tuned voice.

"All hands on deck!"

"Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say I f*cked a mermaid!"

"I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me

'Cause I'm sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look

At the motherfucking boat!"

The boys all whooped and high-fived.

While that was going on, Liz was sunbathing with earplugs in, while Patty was laughing her ass off. Tsubaki sat next to them, so embarrassed by her meister's actions, she looked like she wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

Suddenly the grill sparked and burst into flames.

"Shit!" shouted Spirit in an apron and chef's hat, trying to smother the fire with a dish towel.

But he didn't have to, as the waves crashed against the side of the boat and doused the flames.

The sky grew dark. Clouds from out of nowhere swallowed up the sun. Fog and mist swirled around the ship as the captain's compass went haywire.

Liz peeked her eye out under her sunglasses.

"What the hell's going on?"

Stein emerged from the cabins and walked up to the bow of the ship.

"We've arrived," he said.

He turned around and spoke with open arms.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bermuda Triangle!"

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"Shit!"

Our favorite loud-mouthed shinobi had two kunai lodged in the throat of the enormous snake that had swallowed him. Said knives were the only thing keeping his from falling into the snake's monstrous stomach and dissolving in acid.

(*SHLICK*)

The two blades dug into the fleshy walls, causing the snake to thrash more and more…

And our protagonist to lose his grip and plummet to his doom.

"F*ck this!"

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

The purple reptile exploded into a mass of orange and blond.

"Aw crap!" he said, dismissing the clones, "I got snake guts all over my jumpsuit!"

He threw off the jacket and pants, and sealed them in a small scroll in his pouch.

All he had was his solid black undershirt with his clan insignia on the back, and some navy blue pants he never got around to wearing.

'It'll do for now.'

He set out into the forest.

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"AUGH!"

Sasuke fell to his knees, clenching his neck in a haze of anger and pain.

The burning sensation subsided, leaving behind 3 black tomoe in a swirl pattern, resembling the Sharingan.

"Sasuke-kun!" yelled Sakura, rushing to the side of the unconscious nin, "What'd you do to him?"

"I gave him a little parting gift. Sasuke will come to me, seeking power-"
Fuuton: Daitoppa!

The pale-skinned shinobi disappeared into the earth, the attack whizzing harmlessly past, obliterating anything in its path.

"Damn!" he cursed, touching down next to his teammates, "He got away…"

"Naruto! You're okay!"

"Um, yeah. I took care of the snake, but we'd better be carefu-"

(*WHAM*)

"You had me worried, you idiot!"

"How is that my fault?" he whined, rubbing his head.

"You got eaten by a giant snake!"

"And took care of it easily!"

"Still, you could've-"

(*NNGH*)

The two looked down at their unconscious teammate, groaning in his sleep.

"Fine, we can argue later," he said, hefting the Uchiha onto his back, "For now, let's find someplace to set up camp."

The girl nodded and the two leapt off into the darkness.

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That should be good for now.

But hey, I have Naruto/Bleach and Naruto/Kami Nomi stories right around the corner, so watch out for those! They should be up around Christmas, maybe even this week!

'Til then!

-Objection234 (Akane Sasu Sora on YouTube)