Hey guys! heinzearnoldfanfiction2 here!
Sephiroth: well duh, who else would be here?
me:...
Sephiroth: What?
me:...
Sephiroth:...
me:...What the h**l are you doing here Sephiroth?! This isn't a cross over!
Sephiroth: So?
me: GET THE F**K OUT! YOUR HAIR LOOKS STUPID ANYWAY! (Not really, it looks cool on him, but only him)
Sephiroth: Fine! Gesh, you don't need to shout...or insult the hair...'sniff'
me: Ahem, now that he is out of here... Anko! Why don't you disclaim?
Anko: Sure! heinzearnoldfanfiction2 does not own Naruto or any of its characters, only his version of Naruto.
me: yep! It would probably still be in the return ark if I was...T.T
Natsuki: It's ok, at least we've got pokky!
me: Yay! Pokky!
Chapter 3 (Haha, first time typing that into one of these)
/Two Weeks Later/
"Well, today there is catching Tora, weeding the Akimichi gardens, cleaning the Inuzuka kennels," Hiruzen read off, enjoying the looks of despair on their faces. "Mmmh, as much as we both love watching them do these chores, I think that they are ready for a C-rank mission." Natsuki interupted, and the genin got hopeful looks on their faces, they had been training really hard, and could now do 60 laps, 90 push- and sit-ups, and 150 jumping jacks. They had also been taught the tree walking chakra control exercise, and were now running up and down the trees to increase their chakra pools.
"Hmm, if you think so...well, there is an escort mission, but I thought that there was something off about it, so..." Hiruzen said, trailing off at the end, making Natsuki nod. "We will take it, but be ready to send backup." She said, and Hiruzen nodded. "Bring in the client!" he shouted to the secretary, and an old drunk man walked in.
"This is my escor-wait, is that Natsuki-chan?" He asked, and Natsuki smiled at him. "Hey Tazuna! Hmm, Gato then huh? Where is Kaiza?" she asked, but Tazuna flinched when he heard the other mans name, making Natsuki frown. "K-kaiza...was publicly executed by Gato for opposing him." the old man admitted, shocking everyone in the room. "W-what! That bastard! Old man, I want the backup here NOW! We are taking this mission, but I am not stupid enough to think that Gato didn't hire ninja." Natsuki barked, and Hiruzen nodded, signaling for Kakashi and his apprentice to be brought in.
"Tazuna, I assume that you only have enough for a C-rank, but need help badly, so that would have to do, right?" Tazuna nodded, and Natsuki looked grim. Kakashi and his apprentice, Shizu walked into the room, getting a nod from Natsuki. "Wave has been under the control of Gato, who owns a shipping company, but he is as corrupt as they come. He took controll by hiring thugs to terrorize the country and ninja to stop any rebellion. He has recently publicly executed the last leader of the rebellion, Kaiza. Tazuna here is trying to build a bridge to connect wave and fire countries, but Gato has hired missing ninja to assasinate him. Since wave has been under seige so long, they have almost no money left, so Tazuna was only able to gather enough for a C-rank, however at a later time, he will pay us the full amount for an A-rank, right?" Natsuki explained, at the end looking right at Tazuna, who nodded.
"Ok, Kakashi, are you in?" Natsuki asked, and Kakashi nodded. "Yes, I will come with you, it would be a good experience for little Shizu here anyway!" Kakashi said cheerfuly, ruffling Shizu's hair, who was grumbling about being treated like a three year old, and something about a kid his age getting respect from his uncle, before they walked off.
"Kakashi, you better be on time too, or I will burn your stash of THAT book." Natsuki warned, making Kakashi pale, and usher Shizu on. "Ok, you three get ready for at least a two week mission, possibly a month or more. Remember what I told you to pack in these situations?" Natsuki asked, tuning back to her genin. They nodded, and she sent them off before going to pack her own things.
/Gates of Hell, I mean, Gates of Konoha, one hour later/
Shizu was staring at his uncle in shock, 'HE'S ON TIME!' he thought. The rest of the genin, and Tazuna were staring at him weirdly, but Natsuki was grinning. "Ok, lets get going, and Kakashi, if I see one HINT of that book through this journey, I will BURN IT. Got it?" She asked, getting a quick nod from Kakashi, who also placed a hand protectively over his kunai pouch.
As they were walking, they started talking to pass the time, careful to stay in formation. Natsuki was talking with Hitatsu, when she sensed a weak genjutsu on the edge of her radar. "Guys," she whispered, "There are some ninja up ahead, I sense a genjutsu. There are two ninja, chunin level chakra. Get ready." she said, signaling to Kakashi to let the genin handle it, and he nodded. As they got closer, they had to restrain themselves from sweatdropping; the genjutsu was a puddle...when it hadn't rained in weeks. 'Are they mentaly handicaped?' everyone thought, but they went along with it for now.
Natsuki and Kakashi had drifted to the back of the group, and when they passed, the ninja rushed out with a spiked chain, and wrapped it around the two jounin and pulled, tearing them to shredds. "Two down!" stated one of them coldly.
The genin were shocked for a little while, but they got over it, rationalizing that the jounin knew where the ninja were, so they were probably just letting them handle it. Shizu and Hitatsu ran forward, and seperated the ninja, while Shikamaru was focusing on the rising shadows to trap them. Right as one was about to slash Hitatsu with a poisoned claw, his arm was stopped in mid-air, and then he dropped it, before walking over to a tree, and allowing himself to be tied up. Hitatsu looked over to see Shikamaru mirroring the movements with his hands held in his hand-sign.
"Good job, genin!" Natsuki said cheerfuly, making them jump at the sudden sound. She slipped a pokky in her mouth, and offered some to her charges, who took them, and popped them in their mouths, making Kakashi and Shizu sweat-drop. 'The obsession with p-pokky, i-it's spreading!' Kakashi thought in terror.
After handing the two missing-nin off to hunter-nins near-by with the promise of pay being sent to Konoha, Natsuki turned to Kakashi, "Well scarecrow, should we keep going? We knew this was going to happen after all." She said nonchalontly, and the older jounin nodded.
They got to the border between wave and fire country, and got on a boat that one of Tazunas friends had come over on to pick him up with. As they crossed, they saw the giant bridge that Tazuna was building. "Nice bridge, old man, but where are you getting the stone from?" Natsuki asked, and Tazuna blinked before shrugging. "I have no idea, one of the workers is bringing it, and I don't question it." he said, and Natsuki just shrugged.
As they walked through the forest to his house, Natsuki suddenly pushed everyone to the ground, and a second later, a giant sword came flying through the air, embedding itself in a tree on the opposite side of the clearing. A man followed it, landing on top of the sword. "Hm, I see the old man hired some ninja, a jounin and a bunch of brats." He said, looking at Natsuki and the genin.
Natsuki's temper flared, shown by a burst of chakra that pushed everyone back, though her genin seemed relatively unaffected, it pushed Kakashi, Tazuna and Shizu back a few feet, and even got the ninja on the sword to fall. "I HATE it when people underestimate me." she said, a dark look on her face. "What, you're just a brat." the ninja sneered, but he blinked as a book hit his face. He looked down to see a bingo book, and a breeze opened it up to a certain page, and he paled at what he saw. He shakily looked up, and paled even further. "Y-you c-c-couldn't b-b-b-be-" he started, but stopped when she nodded, and a dark spot appeared on his pants, before he started backing away slowly.
Natsuki chuckled darkly, before she suddenly disapeard, making the ninja whimper. "So," Natsukis voice came from everywhere at once, scaring him further, "Little Zabi-chan thinks that he can beat widdle ol' me?" she whispered, voice still echoing, and Zabuza started sweating, Kakashi recognizing it as a reaction to high KI, and he was glad that Natsuki was focusing it all on Zabuza, and none of it was coming to the genin. 'or me' he silently added. "You know, you just threatend my genin team, and insulted me...I should kill you, but I think that a little humiliation will work just as well...especially in-front of your little friend here..." Natsuki said, and suddenly Zabuza was hanging from a rope, his pants gone, and he was singing 'I'm a little teapot' in a high pitched voice, which was creepy, but Kakashi and the genin couldn't help but laugh hysterically.
/House for emos and drunks, I mean, Tazunas house/
"Ok my cute little students, I want you all to go and do our usual training regimine. Kakashi and I will be discussing what to do now that we know that there is an A-ranked missing-nin here." Natsuki told them, and they nodded, seing that she was being serious, well kinda, for once. "You too Shizu, this is jounin only." Shizu sighed and nodded, before following the other three genin out.
After they left, Natsuki turned to Kakashi, and grined a little sadisticly. "N-no!" He said, immediatly guessing what she was thinking. You see, a little known fact was that before Jiraya had come and picked her up for the training that he gave her, Natsuki had been taken care of and trained by Mitarashi Anko, even going so far as to attempt to dissuade the villagers from attacking her (read threatening them with many sharp pointy objects), but they had both agreed to keep public contact to a minimum; after all, they were BOTH pariah's of the village, and they would be treated worse if they were thought to be friends, which Anko wouldn't mind, but with her position as clanless orphan, Natsuki would have been beaten more, and possibly worse. Which brings us back to currently, where Kakashi just knows that Natsuki is giving him that shit-eating grin because she is going to send for her.
" Please, don't do it!" he said, on his knees and begging. "To late, ero-kakashi. You were reading that book on the way here, so you have to face the consiquences twofold!" Natsuki cackled, and Kakashi gasped, before patting his kunai pouch, and suddenly paling even more. "No, please! NOOOOOOOO!"
/with the masochists, I mean genin/
Shizu was watching the other three train, if you could call it training, with a dropped jaw. 'this is their REGULAR training?! I don't think I want to know what hard training would be for them...' he thought, a sweatdrop forming at the thought. Suddenly, everyone stopped moving as they heard a girlish scream, "NOOOOOOOO!" and then loud cackling coming from the house. Shizu was about to investigate, when he looked at the others, and saw them shaking their heads. "D-don't worry, Shizu-san. I-It's just sensei. She is p-probably burning Kakashi-sans book, l-like she said she w-would." Hitatsu said, and the other two nodded. Shizu blinked, then sighed. "I guess it's about time. I mean, sure he is an ok sensei, but he reads that blasted book so much, that it distracts him from training me some times." the others looked at him in pity, then went back to their assigned tortur- I mean training.
/back with Natsuki/
"Please, PLEASE! Anything but the BOOK! I promise, I won't read it infront of you again! I-" "Kakashi," Natsuki interupted him. "-yes?" He asked hesitantly. "Give me ONE good reason not to burn this book to ash, and MAYBE, just MAYBE, I won't." she said. Kakashi started sweating for a moment, before he got an idea, and looked at her slyly, "Well, how about this..." he said to Natsuki, before whispering something in her ear.
Her response was immediate: "WHAAAAAATT!?"
/Gates to the purified city... in other words, Konoha/
Mitarashi Anko had just taken one step out of the city, when she sneezed, and a cold shiver went down her spine. "I-I guess that it's to late to turn back, huh?" She asked herself, before continuing the reinforcement mission to the land of waves, she had a feeling that she was not going to be all that welcomed by Natsuki for some reason, and she reached into a hidden pocket of her coat to brush her hand against a book. ' I just hope that she hasn't found out about you, or I will be in for a world of hurt...' she thought.
She also had a sudden urge to hurt anything silver. She shrugged, before resolving to make up for whatever got Natsuki angry at her while begging for forgiveness, and to pummel Kakahsi afterwards.
/tomb of the dead man, er Kakashi's room/
Kakashi shivered, before going back to reading, as Natsuki 'explained' to his nephew how to do the tree climbing exercise outside. "Yes, you have to focus your chakra like that... No, a little longer... Come on, focus or you might get hurt..." she said calmly...as her lesser known tiger summons growled at him at the bottom of the tree.
She watched this for half an hour, and when he couldn't make it past half way, she called out, "Hey, Shizu! If you complete this exercise within the hour, I will allow you to choose ONE summoning contract to sign from the ones I have with me!" Natsuki said following up with, "If you complete it within a half hour I will burn all of Kakashi's books and let you watch." When Kakashi heard that, he froze mid perverted giggle, and Shizu suddenly made a little more progress.
"H-hey now! You can't just-" Kakashi started, jumping out of the window, but stopped when he saw the sadistic and slightly insane smile on Natsuki's face. "Oh? I can't what, Ka-ka-shi-kuuuun?" she said, and Kakashi shivered. "N-no- nevermind." He said, going back to his book. He nervously watched as his nephew slowly made progress, and much to his relief and the other twos disapointment; Shizu only made it up after thirty-two minutes.
"Oh, oh well. Here, you can chose any ONE, of these." Natsuki said, and opened a scroll to show to Shizu. When Shizu looked at the scroll, he was shocked to see many different seals on it. As he scaned the scroll, he saw things like Tiger, Wolf, Shark (interesting encounter with Kisame Hoshigake) Salamander, Hawk, Crow (Meeting with Itachi) Bear, Vulture, Fox (What? I just HAD to do it!) Rabbit, Insect, Spider, Cat (now THAT was a very uh, EVENTFUL encounter with Yuugito), Lion, Cheeta, Horse... well, you get the picture.
"Uhh..." Was Shizu's intelligent response, (though can you blame him?) and after a couple minutes, he picked out the, wait for it... Wolf contract. BIG suprise. "Wow. Didn't see THAT one coming from a mile away." Natsuki comented dryly. Shizu rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, before asking how to use Natsuki explained the concept of sumoning to Shizu, Kakashi cried 'manly' tears for his nephew for taking on a canine contract, just like his "Uncle Kashi' ".
Two days later, Natsuki was on guard duty, while Kakashi 'trained' the kids. In other words; they were left to their own devises whilst he read his smut. 'Uhgg, when will the reinforcements get here? I'm tired of Kakashi and his smut! I hope that it's Kurenai or Yugao. Though if it's Anko...' She thought, gaining a dark smirk towards the end.
Authors note:
Attention! The poll is OVER, which means that we have a winner! The winner is...HEY! If you want to know that badly, go to my profile! Don't be cheaters! (nobody seems to go to my profile... or review...'sniff' T.T) Anyway, please review! If you do, I'll give you some virtual Pokky!
