Mekakushi dan interview

You: Hibiya-sama?! *3*
Hibiya: what is this for ?
You: *Q* A REAL SHOTA
Hibiya: uhm...you're kind of creeping me out...
You: stop. So how do you feel about the dan ?
Hibiya: Next question.
You: ...
Hibiya: ?
You: the dAN OR I'LL PUT YOU IN A SAC AND TAKE YOU HOME
Hibiya: I'll report this-
You: how could you report if i kidnap you-
Hibiya: I'll find a way to escape-
You: how to beat this kid up in a conversation-
Hibiya: You can't-
You: Hibiya-sama please just answer-
Hibiya:-The dan.,
You: O.O
Hibiya: ...is the dan.
You: *facedesk
Hibiya: Haha., just kidding.
You: dID YOU JUST LAUGH
Hibiya: uhm...
You: seriously., like., how do you feel about them ?
Hibiya: almost like a new home., i guess ?
You: Hiyori-chan..
Hibiya: !
You: ...sorry.
Hibiya: ...it's ok.
You: How do you feel about momo-sama?
Hibiya: a cow. Obaa-san
You: do you like her?
Hibiya: *blush
oh n-no...w-what kind for question is that! obaa-san is obaa-san! nothing else!
You: ehhh is that soi?!
Hibiya: y-yeah!
You: the anime...
Hibiya: ah., Maternity spiral...?
You: p-pffft...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Hibiya: s-stop laughing! i-it's hard to remember and pronouc-
You: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Hibiya: I said -
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*end of conversation*