If you finished the prologue, be prepared to get crushed by chapter one... Also, DEAR FLAMERS, If you have eyes and can read, I believe you should be able to see that I wrote DONT FLAME ME. Anyways, plz review... Also, I'm accepting 2 more OCs, only two, Im adding Randomkit and Dungkit, but not this chapter ;)


Perfikkit sit eat eet eat eat eatng a vry jiucy vol e, an devery cats woching her, she looked glorious, like a fallen angel, soft fur well groomed and sleek, her sweet scent hypnotizing every cat. She blinked her brilliant eyes, practically turning every cat to stone. (Now I'm thinking of Medusa...)

male tomns pad pad to her, wnting to kiss-kiss her. Dey luvs her.

She luvs dem. every un luv her. Startclan luvs her. Blocclan luvs her. (I'm not sure whether I'LL come out alive...)

Pdsfkit done her happy meal and curlz to slep beside mommy. And she go drrrrrrreaming to STARVAN!

Yellowtweet mew to her

"U r gunna save deh cans from #% $&83, here's the popphecy,dun dund un. PIRFICTIONN IS OMY WAAAAAY 2 WINCTORY!?ยก028"

With dat, Yellowfeet says bye bye and disapears.

"OG OMG O,G ONG OMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DUS THAT MEN?" Ask perfectkit, but yelloteef was not there.

Hmmmm.,,,.,,mmm Perfctoon is ony way wictory

...Hmmmm,mmmmmmm. Thought Prfectkit, de probecee was so hart to figure out!1111!1

She wakes up from the dream, stil thinking what d meant.

She takes a walk in dorest, stil dingking what d meant.

She swims in the poll, stil tinking what d meant.

Finally, she go bak to camp.

Dustypelt go up to her an' kissy her. She say "your pelts abit dirypty" an cleans his fur, Dustpelt is now Cleanpelt.


Ok, my head just exploded, pleasssee review.