Perfectkit: Please people, don't read this, it's for your own good... It only gets worse and worse...

Me: Ummmmm, read anyways... You know you have to... ;)


Furncloud is ya... Givin' birdth agin... She yowled in agony and pain, but that minute Perfectkit padded up to her and gently touched her nose to the queen's pelt, the pain almost disappeared immediately and the kit slid out. Jayfeather's eyes widened and he yowled,"Perfectkit, you're magical! You're mythical! You're like a god! You're... You're... Absolutely PERFECT!" Ferncloud gratefully licked the young kit's cheek, and the clan chanted, "Perfectkit! Perfectkit! Perfectkit!" But Perfectkit just dipped her head and meowed:

"I only did what every warrior would've done." (HELP HELP! My brain cells are being murdered faster a man riding an ostrich!)

Jus tin, the new kite MEWMEWMEWMEWed weekly. "My bad! DA kit looked weirder den Blackstar eating dung!" (Um... what?) Dust—Cleanpelt yeled fom sumwehere ober dee rainbow...

"NU WAIT! It eez dung!" MEWMEWMEWMEWed a wideye'd Brambleclaw.

"FERNY DEER, Y U NO POOP ON TOLITE, AND POOP IN NURSERY?!" Fercloud's mommy mrowl ftom Tarclan.

"STALP!" yell Perfectkit, everycat stalps, "DISIS FERN'S NEW KIT!

every_ looks closely an' seeeee? Iteez a KITE! But dis KITE SWELL DIKE POOP AND LUK LIK BOOP."

"Wut sould weeeeeeeeee namename it?" Asksksks FERNY.

"Poopkit? Tolitekit? Dirtkit? Dungkit?" Creampelt, no Dustpelt, no CLEANPELT said.

"YESH DUNGKIT IS PERFECT" yelles perderp kit to thundercan just as beefoven's new

DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUN song strts to play.

DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNN dungkite stod up

DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNN dungkite run/walk pad to perfectkot

DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNN dundundundunnnnn trys to kiss-kiss perfectkot

DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNN perfectkot dogdes perfectly away.

Sudentlly, perfect,it reelIzeD dat pookit had BLUE EYES OMGOMGOMOGMOG,OG, um, so perfectkot figued, deh only way 2identify dungkitd from dung is by checking if the le PEICE of poo has blue eys! How smrt is dat?l111

Just ten, A rainbow colourec kit PADDLED into tbe claring, firestar went o talk to it.

"Youn'un, whom r u? And y hav u com to de lengendairy thundercan?"

Butt insted of ansering good ol' firestartar's quesion, tee kite repiid:

"EEZ UR REFRIIGERATOR RUNNY'?"

"..." Mewmewed Firesar

"DEN YAD BEDDER CATCH IT! HAHAHHHAAHA" th kitee yellwd and laughed an laughty laugh.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU" yellz firstar as she went to cach her refwijerator.

"You shall bee names as Randomkit" mouced Perfki. Evry_ nod nods.


Me: So here Dungkit and Randomkit appeared! Barfkit will appear later because I ran out of ideas, one more OC allowed! Please leave a review if ...um... You're still alive...

Perfectkit: ^~^ warned ya!

Me: oh and sorry for the extra long chapter, the longer it is, the more you'll have to suffer X)