Me: Ooh. How dumb am I?
Perfectkit: Let's see. You failed the dumb test, idiot test, moron test, stupid test... So you're a genius! At being the dumbest person on moon.
Me: THANKIESSSS. now I forgot to mention, before anything goes wronger than it already is... *sees Bramberstar kissing Purdy passionately* THIS IS A TROLLFIC.
Perfectkit: didn't you say that already...? Whatever.
"DONT HEEHEE 2 SOON SONNY! I'm evillySMERTkit, and iam Smurtly EGIL! MWAHSHHSHSHA!" a BAK TOM with red I's screamed, he thanraises an axe, about to kill Dungkit…
"OOk. W t h3ll eez wrong with yU?" AN grey taby she-cot withhHHHh icy bloo eyes and wIte chest asdked, glaring UP (and down, and up, and down, and up, and down) att a OWing evillysdmartkit, who hav accidentally dropped the axe on his BIG toe. (Knees and toes, knees and toes...)
"Y r u a.t.t.a.c.k.i.n.g a piece of blue-eye poo, huh? Who in this world would hold a grudge against an innocent piece of poo?" The grey tabby aske, pointing at a frozen Dungkit. (Where is our hero Perfectkit when we need her?)
"B-bu-but-butt-buttt I sweer on my pinky toe that that tht thst poo just laughed!" Mutters Evillydumbkit.
"HAHAHA." Says Dungkit
"Derp." Says Perfictkit (...T_T)
"?" Says featherpool
"Abcdefg, hijklmn—" "shut up."
"I like gummy bears."
"Ok what the hell?"
"Perfectkit!"
"Yes?"
"Get on with the damn story!"
"Fine."
"Well, the poo didn't, now get lost!" Hissed Stormkit, evillystupidkit dragged an weeping evillysdmartkit away.
"I seriously don't know what's weirder, attacking a piece of poo of defending one, bug either way, let's congratulate our hero today, Uh, whatsyourname?" Asked Perfectkit to the grey tabby she-coat
"Call me Stormpelt, what ever. " grumbles strokpelt, rolling her eyes.
"Sarcastic, I like it0" whispers Liomblaxr, nudging dtormpelt.
"Blondes." Stormpelt mutters, swatting the golden tom before marching away.
"Uh I have one last announcement tooday. Im making myself an apperemtice, my name shall be perfectpaw and my mentor shall be justin Bieber. Meeting fin" perfecgpw purred
Wait. WHAT?!
"huhuhu. Jk. My mentor will bee Brunoo mars. I needa learn how to catch grenades for people."
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"what?" Perfectkitpaw glares at those who is staring at her Frozen in shok. Which was preggy much everyone.
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"Fine. My mentor will be Firestar. Happy? You guys are boring." perrrfifitpaw graons.
"But he's dea-" Jayfather starts before perfeftpawpawpaw kicks him 360km across the world.
Featherpool16: I know I know, such a short chapter. AND YOU GUYS WAITED SO LONG! Please forgive me. I'll give you cookies?
